Thursday, January 29, 2009

Boast cause I'm ballin' I boast to be ballin'

So PDC turned on the boomswitch for me the last few days so I took a couple bucks off our very own Dadu and Jay and today they let me run hot against some crazy spewy opponents namely TakeUrChip, who is up over 100k over the last few days and rolled our heroes recently, who joined my 5/10nl game and started open shoving any two. I crushed there and ran super good because 9To is the nuts and won enough to follow him to play cantum @ 25/50. For a long time Jay has told me cantum is out of his mind super bad terrible and since Jay says that about just about everyone I never gave it much thought. After playing with him it's true and then some. I'm debating weather to continue to take shots or to hold off and keep grinding especially since I have a roll again now so there's a significant loss in utility if I run bad. I'm thinking I'll probably grind it out unless the game is really good and leave them alone when they're waiting for heads-up.

On the movie front, I checked out an oldie called Even Money because it was about gambling and had my man Tim Roth (Mr. Orange) but it was completely skipable. I saw Yes Man as well, the new Jim Carrey movie which is basically a rehash of Liar Liar, and it's exactly what you expect the movie to be so while not great I can't complain either.

Jazzed as gambling outside of my roll always does especially when I book a fat win. Holla!

Monday, January 26, 2009

Change of venue does me no good

So I decided to donk around on ftp considering pdc is loving me rectally at the moment. Plus why not play in the toughest games on the net? Things went some much better! Not really.

200bb deep:

Dude open limps OTB. I bump from BB w/ AK, he 3bets me. lol? I donk shove for 2 stacks. He snap calls w/ KJhh. Nice? I thought so. Jack hits the flop, there are no aces in the deck for me. Germans are smart. He immediately leaves.

Then a bunch of coolers. Heads up, I open OTB, we both check flop. Turn gives us both 2 pair. Mine being worse. He quits. Bleh.

Blind vs blind: dood calls 3bet from SB w A5dd. Flops wheel and flush draw. Check calls the flop. We both turn flush, i ship him a stack.

Dude opens OTB, gets 3bet from bb, calls. Flop Q45 fdraw. He flats a cbet. Turn 3. Check check, River J, giving me top 2. I shove. He calls w/ a wheel. Weeeeee~

One other I can't remember where I got cool'd for a stack.

I have no idea how I broke even. Oh well, not like I need money or anything as long as I keep getting those super valuable ftp points! Just six more months of daily playing and I'll be able to get one of those cool FTP jerseys...which will certainly come in handy for keeping warm when I can't pay my bills and am out freezing in the streets. Thank you poker!

Good thing Obama got elected. I love socialism! Redistribute some of that wealth my way, sir. And don't forget the free health care and public housing!

On a brighter note, games were relatively good for ftp standards. Beatable for a decent rate as each table I was at had at least 1 donk (by todays standard anyway), some 2. Albeit at least 1 to 2 decent/good players as well. Not semi donks but thinking/range meshing type.

Overall play: B+, A- prob.

Same day FTP session 2

Pretty much more of the same.

AK vs AQ for a buyin, dude flops the nut flush. Pffft. Not even a sweat. But who cares, this hand will accurately summarize how I'm running:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Th Jc]
FIISHINFOOL folds
infensus1 folds
Ubermansch folds
Villain raises to $14
Hero calls $10
*** FLOP *** [7c 2s 4h]
Villain checks
Hero bets $20
Villian calls $20
*** TURN *** [7c 2s 4h] [8s]
Villain checks
Hero bets $42
Villain raises to $100
Hero raises to $529.20, and is all in
Villain calls $285, and is all in
Hero shows [Th Jc]
Villain shows [9c Tc]

Of course he rolls off a Jack on the river to scoop.

I can tell this is going to be an exciting year! Props bets on when I'm busto? Anyone?

On a lighter note, how funny is it that the dang brothers are literally stalking Gus Hansen at his own Omaha table? Poor Gus.

Overall play: B+

There is a session 3 from the same day, which was downright insane which I'll write up later.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

You can be a spewtard too!

Booked my biggest losing session of the year in term of BBs today. How? I ship it in a lot. I started off my session spewtarding a bit and getting kind of owned and then this hand comes up.

Unknown in BBs first hand at the table, first hand I've ever played with him

$400.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, January 25, 2009
Table Ialmenus II (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: Pro Shortstacker1 ( $120.40 USD )
Seat 2: Weak Reg ( $650.65 USD )
Seat 3: Unknown ( $400.00 USD )
Seat 4: Hero ( $402.00 USD )
Seat 5:Average Reg ( $1060.80 USD )
Seat 6: Pro Shortstacker 2 ( $80.00 USD )
Weak Reg posts small blind [$2.00 USD].
Unknown posts big blind [$4.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hero [ 5d Jd ]
Hero calls [$4.00 USD]
Average Reg raises [$16.00 USD]
Pro Shortstacker 2 folds
Pro Shortstacker 1 folds
Weak Reg calls [$14.00 USD]
Unknown calls [$12.00 USD]
Hero raises [$66.00 USD]
Average Reg folds
Weak Reg folds
Unknown raises [$384.00 USD]
Hero calls [$330.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Kh, As, Qc ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6s ]
** Dealing River ** [ Qd ]
Unknown shows [Th, Ac ]

Obviously calling it off with J5s far from ideal but don't really have a choice there. The limp preflop is obviously a misclick and after that the hand basically plays its self. Getting 3:2 odds you only have to have 40% equity and while we're 40% against the fast majority of his range we're occassionally dominated leaving our equity @ around 36% & assumming a range of JJ-22,AQs-A2s,KJs+,QJs,JTs,T9s,98s,87s,76s,ATo+ which I think is a bit harsh and I think our equity is closer to 38% which makes the play only slightly -EV in a vacuum. The image you garner though from making this call against a donk sitting directly on your right is worth much more then the few dollars in equity you give up. You don't mind donks getting deep stacks on your right since they play much worse deepstacked, he will view you as a total maniac and pay you off constantly, and you get massive tilt equity if you hit and he rebuys. I think most MSNL try to justify a lot of bad plays by citing metagame when the fact of the matter is most players can't adjust anyways but a spot this obvious is just asking for it.

So I brick that off and he proceeds to fire two barrels into my trips with a gutshot a few hands later, hit it on the river, and I make a bad push into him giving him yet another stack and he promptly leaves. Awesome.

Meanwhile on my other tables I'm still playing super aggro, and had been spewing to start the session but finally hit a run of huge starting hands to which everyone proceeds to open fold to me. Obviously shaping up to be a long session. No longer getting hands and having a spewtard image I'm forced to tighten up for a while and then once my image gets a bit tighter among the regulars I open back up and start trucking a bit. Then manage to make two flop c/rs overbets with marginal hands and run into monsters both times in situations where both were for value expecting any pair to call. So I grind it out some more and bluff raise a ton of rivers to make Jay proud including one super sexy one where I bust out the seldom used, double float on one of the best regulars at these stakes:

$400.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, January 25, \ET 2009
Table Ndola (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: Hero ( $682.45 USD )
Seat 2: Average Reg 1 ( $648.40 USD )
Seat 3: Pro Shortstacker ( $80.00 USD )
Seat 4: Spewtard ( $447.00 USD )
Seat 5: Good Reg ( $400.00 USD )
Seat 6: Average Reg 2 ( $429.10 USD )
Average Reg 1 posts small blind [$2.00 USD].
Average Reg 2 posts big blind [$4.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hero [ 9s 7s ]
Spewtard folds
Good Reg raises [$14.00 USD]
Average Reg 2 folds
Hero calls [$14.00 USD]
Average Reg 1 folds
Pro Shortstacker folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8d, 4d, 3h ]
Good Reg bets [$25.00 USD]
Hero calls [$25.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2s ]
Good Reg bets [$68.00 USD]
Hero calls [$68.00 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ 4h ]
Good Reg bets [$184.00 USD]
Hero raises [$368.00 USD]
Good Reg folds for $109 more

Obviously super advanced play and we both play good so don't try this at home. So I get to within the short of curlies of even on the session and then proceed to get sucked out on in some sick pots and drop 8 buyins in about 10 minutes and decide to just shut it down.

In other poker related shit I just made the switch from PT3 to HEM and while I haven't used it on the tables yet I have imported my hands on the year and toyed around with it and the stats this thing have are just absolutely amazing and it's so much better then PokerTracker it's not even a question of which you should get. I do think it operates considerably slow then PT but the wealth of information that is available is top notch even if the presentation could be cleaned up a bit.

My mouse also died right after I started a session so had to go get a new one. Picked up the Logitech G5 and while I'm not in love with the top of it yet & prefer the smooth finish of the MX518 the rest of it is pretty solid. Peace.

Big Day Part Deaux

Ok Ok, SO I just posted about 14 hours ago.... and boy that post turned out inaccurate as hell....

So I was still in my only really good session of the year thus far then it all turned on me minutes after blogging..

This guy playing on 3 tables with Jay and myself. Well 4 tables if you count the 10-20 running for a bit.

This guy clears 15 Buy Ins on a 3-6 (9K++)
6 Buyins ona 2-4 (almost 3K)
9 Buyins on a 5-10 table (9K)
and almost 3 buyins on the 10-20 table (6K)

of that money about 20-21,000$ of it is profit for a session... This guy was on a sick sick sick heater and there was no stopping him (regardless of how many times Jay and myself tried to cool him off) We dumped a good 10K of that to him.

So I was up about 7500$ when I blogged earlier. Lost all of it.... lol every penny of my profit was gone to that guy.

So during the back 15 hours of my session I am losing to this guy, for about 9 of it... Then the final 6 I am just clawing back to get even on the day and make a few bucks. I do that... While playing the 22K and the 50K freeroll (no other tourneys today because I got so warped into the cash tables and was just delerious for the most part)

Well to say the least the 50K freeroll retrieved all of my tilt off money so I got to clear the day with just over 7K Profit somehow and Icouldn't be happier/more dissappointed in today. Goofed up eh?

Sooo that required a secondary entry I believe, and here it is... and since noone will read this I can comfortably say cockapoopoopeepeeshire to you all.

Good night, stay classy

A Big Day!

Finally, put in a few hour session and did well... First time I have legitimately played this whole month and it felt good. Did find a really soft 10 20 game and did well in that, until my 1010 was busted by 77 (huge fish... couldnt muck overpair to her on any flop I don't think) Doubled in a 5-10 game and doubled in a couple 3-6s and didn't have to cap off my stack in any of those games (except the 10-20 I doubled a guy for 1200ish early) so it was for the most part profit across the board, even made 1000ish playin 1-2 PLO (which has been running fairly often for PDC standards the last few days I have checked)

Other poker, I have deposit a very small amount into my Cake account and my WSEX account for 1 reason, "taxes"

Yes I am an idiot and think I can play minimum hours on these 2 sites and pay my taxes with that profit. I will be playing 3-4 "double up" sitgos at 50$ buyin on cake each day, and if I can win 4 of 6 I play, that is 100$ every 3 days roughly for spending 45 minutes. 12,000 a year...

And on WSEX just playing for 45 minutes while I do those double up sitgos, if I can just break even in their 5-10 limit games (which seem to be the only games that run) I can gain 20-25 daily in RB which adds 6-8K more I could use for my taxes... BRILLIANT I AM, or just a moron with too much time to think about shit like this. I will abandon this plan really soon.

I had the worst hangover I have ever had in my life yesterday... I literally slept for 15 hours because it hurt so bad. I hate strip clubs... I lose too much money to those money hungry whores.

Hockey season starts in about 3 weeks, so I have a beard growing for the season... it's ballin.


I am going to Tunica with a friend who turns 21 this coming week and wants to play a WSOP event, just a 1000$ buyin but I said I would go with him for the weekend and play it, and if things go well we will play the 5K main event there. Though circuit events are tough usually.

I own at Madden

Fuck Money

I need the Cards to hold within 7 pts of the Steelers... GO CARDS!

10 out of 8 people have trouble with fractions

Friday, January 23, 2009

They play so so bad, I run so much worse.

This is a recap of my 4th or 5th session on the year played about week and a half ago or so? I don't recall but I haven't played since.

Anyway.

Results first, whining later:

-12k...which puts me at about -8k or so on the year. Fantastic.

Best part: I played reasonably well! I mean, aside from like 2 significant hands. By significant I mean big pots, because lets face it who pays attention to small pots? And frankly, when's the last time you've heard me say that I played reasonably well? That comes around like twice a year.

Lets get to the whining:

They are abysmallllll!!111 sdjkghfdsaj~

I mean, in comparison with how much harder the games are everywhere with what they were last year, the games I played were fantastic. And they were mostly regulars.

I remember playing some dood @ 3-6 who defended w/ T6o in a 3bet pot and 2 paired on the riv and flat called when i bet pot for value. Yeah.

Same dude defends pf 3bet again, calls shove on 3bet flop of 737r. ROlls over T7o. Solid. I ended up handing him over like 3 buyins.

He sucks. I wonder what his name was so I can play him again. Oh well.

5-10: Played an old regular, semi-donk who likes to 3bet HU. K. Dude calls off w/ J3 on 5J84. Im way ahead. Here comes the river. I'm way behind. What does he do right after? He quits!

5-10 Same guy. I 4bet TT pf, 3 or 4 handed, he shoves. I tilt call. Okay, yes I tilt called but it wasn't horrible. Probably marginal, considering this dude a retard and I'm almost never way ahead, sometimes flipping and mostly behind. Calling off w/ TT there was prob -EV given the range he could have in that spot given how he was playing but its not so brutally awful that I'm going to beat myself up over it.

Played some other dude 5-10 HU who ran AQ into my AK and picked up a 300BB pot. Couple of short stacks sucked out or doubled up being ahead, whatever irrelevant. I couldn't win ahead or behind. So i'm annoyed now.

10-20:

More regulars who are pretty bad: One plays me HU, wins 50-60bb's and quits cause he no longer wants to play me HU. Great. Another regular who's even worse joins us half stacking. Great.

More 10-20, the worse of the 2 regulars doubled up to full stack, don't remember if at my expense or not. Generally a weak, pathetic player. First reg quits. I'm furious. Why are donks running away? There are no games! When donks leave and there are no games, jay gets upset.

2nd reg and I continue HU: dude 3bets me pf, i 4bet with 100bb effective. He opts to flat call. lol. Axx he open shoves. I hold an ace. I am on idiot tilt. I call off. He has ATo and doesn't realize how insanely good value shoving that was because he's bad at poker. I don't deserve to make 2 pair and he scoops, then instaleaves. Notice a trend? Only hand I actually regret.

Okay so now games are dead. 10-20 donk #1 goes to play another semi donk @ 25-50, who's leaps and bounds above him. I'm stuck like 7k. I'm annoyed. I promise myself I wasn't going to deal with 25-50 swings. I lied. I sit both 3handed with them and HU with 25-50 guy.

First hand I open button, he 3bets me. I donk call. Flop 2nd pair and lose the minimum. 2nd hand he open folds. 3rd hand I open button, he 3bets me from bb. I donk shove KK for 4xxx cause he's calling me oh so litttttttte. Surprisingly he flips over AK, Ace hits the flop, somehow I don't river the case king and session over.

I've been running so so bad.

GG 12k, we hardly knew you.

In live poker related news the place I've mentioned before, the one that charges rake AND time, amuses me to no end. They've been sending advertising msgs like: "Come to tonights game and be the first to do our new waitress" or "Come for todays $30 tournament and get free buyin to 1-2NL cash game if you bust out", "5-5NL going, monster stacks, big donk on tilt".

Tards.

Non poker:

At the recommendation of some fellow WWII buffs I finally watched Der Untergang, also known as The Downfall:
http://www.amazon.com/Downfall-Bruno-Ganz/dp/B0009RCPUC/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1232766087&sr=8-1

While I enjoyed it and it was an alright movie, it's not the masterpiece people make it out to be. Definitely worth watching if you're into WWII but give me Band of Brothers any day.

I watched some other crap Impulse or something...don't ask...I just get movies that are thrillers because I hope to stumble onto something good. It's rare but it happens. This was an utter POS but Willa Ford gets naked in it so I recommend watching it with the volume set to mute.

That's all for now. I hate you all. Dudu sucks at poker.

Jay

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

NFC Championship Game Was SWEET

Well, first NFL game ever. Sadly was not a Cowboys game... But it was a whole lot of fun the atmosphere was electric (surprisingly considering you would assume Arizona has no deep fan base, but the wait was worth it for them I suppose) A lot of Eagles fans there too, piss all over the Eagles and their fans. Several of them getting arrested and fighting people celebrating after the game. Burn in hell Philadelphia Eagles! I actually think that the Cardinals can possibly handle the Steelers in the Super Bowl also. I just don't see how anyone can hold them under 24 points and I do not see the Steelers winning any games that are a shootout. So I am going to lay some money down on the Cards to cover the spread, wait a few days see what it turns to was 6.5 pts now it is 7 I believe.

Have not been playing all that much, just spending money need to cut it out and get back on track. Maybe I get lucky and somehow get a piece of the Bad Beat Jackpot on Carbon Poker/PDC Poker which is just a hair away from being 1,000,000$ Hopefully it does not pop off on a 1$ 2$ Limit table and just turn into several hundred thousand dollars out of circulation since limit players rarely seem to want to get froggy in the NL games. Just hoping someone who puts the hours in is on the table when it happens. Supposedly 1,000,000$ is a new record for BBJ online? But I thought there was one on AP or UB for 1.4 mil or something like that.

I have never won a live seat package (vomit at how many times I have been close on several sites), never placed first or top 3 for that matter in a major tourney though having a couple chances at 50-100K scores, never hit a bad beat jackpot and never have won anythign in my life that was absurdly free and 100% luck and could be life changing (for the good or the bad :)

Shpank I suck at blogging and never have anything worth reading lately.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Brag

Rarely do I post hands as mostly I just whine about how bad I'm running, but some friends were railing me and flipped out over a particular hand I played so I figured I may as well share it:



In case you don't understand the retarded format this site uses, here's the summary:

1000NL Heads up:
He limps on the button, I raise, he calls.. I bet the flop, he calls. I bet the turn, he min raises me, I call. I check the river, he shoves, I call with Ahigh and scoop.

Dudu!!

To answer dudu's blog with a blog of my own:

You suck on FT because...

1. FT is, right now, the toughest US eligible site on the net. Bar none.
2. 2-4 FT player can beat up 95% of 5-10 PDC players.
3. You're losing with small pairs in 3 bet pots because of any or a combination of the following: you're only playing for set value vs people who's 3 betting range doesn't include only tier1 type hands, you're calling the 3rd bet in bad situations, people are recognizing set mining and flop textures and aren't stacking off to you when you hit, you're focusing too much/too little on your hand value, you're using such a small sample size it makes me want to delete your blog entry.
4. You suck at poker.

I'll let you figure out which one it is but AIM me if you want to discuss small pair profitability in 3bet pots.

WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT!

Or the readers... no comments, drive me and threeup and jay to post more! double comment! fake comments! fool us!

Well I for one can't stay level on FT.... so I have a few conclusions on why..

Tourneys, I won't even discuss right now. Just striclty ring games and relatively low also, been playing some 1-2 on there a bit trying to get lined up to where I can do this little think called "profit"

I notice I usually ransack people who sit in new tables I try to start... Noone who helps start a game has a clue, or just can't play HU when they have other tables running and surely many reasons why these players are not going to fare well for the short period of time.

But, I feel like I have to race pre a lot with AK, JJ+ where I know this is wrong, but it just feels like I have to on Full Tilt, maybe it is because I have played so many tournaments on their site and not much ring, maybe it is because you get 3 bet a whole lot more, maybe I tilt on there? I haven't quite figured it out but I will I think.

I also have slowed down calling 3bets with smaller pairs, as I have been noticing a drastic loss rate with them, I don't use any poker software (poker tracker like stuff) but I feel like my wired pairs have been a high liability to my game on there.

I have quit 3 betting with less than AK (and occasionally AQ and 1010 when I feel the need or find the spot)

But I still find myself breaking even session after session or close to even, minimal loss or minimal gain, but the losses outweighing the gain.

PDC, no problems just love that site, I have no problem playing there.... Just doubting my capability to play bigger sites and want to know why I am struggling on them in even low stakes, is it my attitude to the game? Do I just have a good style to play on PDC? I know I have leaks but who does not have leaks?

I figure it out one day..


On the other side of the news, last weekend I said if the Arizona Cardinals got to host the NFC Championship game I would buy 4 tickets.... Sure enough 2 big upsets happen and I am going on a 15-18 hour drive to Arizona this weekend with 3 buddies tickets on me. I rock. Never have been to an NFL game so I am excited, though I have always hoped it would be a Cowboys game not an Arizona Philadelphia (god I hate Philadelphia) game. But oh well the atmosphere should be electric, even in the nosebleeds (and those tickets were over 325$ each delivered by mail)

Ummmm nothing else tooooo exciting. Ill try to post more if people start leaving their marks as if they have read some... When you die, I die... dont forget it.


Fact of the day

1 in 83 women are born with a cock

















I lie.....

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

09 sessions + Comment answers.

So I've played 3 sessions in 09 that ended up like this:

Session 1: Played great, broke even.
Session 2: Played horrible, lost 6k.
Session 3: Played average at best, won 8k.

Meanwhile....dudu plays like trash every time and keeps putting up big numbers. Fair? I think not!

Runnin' cold.

As for you pick it, I write about it....well...you guys didn't disappoint. All of your comments sucked as expected. Might as well give some short and borderline helpful advice about HU SNG play with retardo blinds:

Play nearly every hand in the earlier level, hope to win coin flip towards end. Abuse BTN... taking down general flop textures (K85r) significantly easier IPS and extremely important to chip up enough where u can lose a flip later rounds and still be in it.

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Poker & Movies

Well I bounced back almost immediately after my last post thanks to boomswitching on Pokerstars & actually playing well for a change. Played around 17,500 hands so far & my winrate definitely lower then I'd like it to be but I'm really happy with my play over the last two days. I've run bad enough to even out how hot I ran stoned, which I didn't appreciate was INSANELY hot. No more chronic & poker. I do think I'm going to have to start smoking mids more while playing or get adderoll though since after like an hour of play I really want to quit & do something else.

I feel like I'm making my first major improvements in my NL game in over a year so I'm kind of excited about it but can't articulate myself well enough to make it interesting to read atm so I'm just going to give a quick rundown on some TV & Movies.

The Wrestler is the big talk right now with Rourke returning to the silver screen playing a charector not dissimiliar to himself. I'm an Aronofsky fanboy for sure but I think this is possibly his best movie and definitely the most accessible to the masses since Pi had a rather esoteric appeal.

Wall-E - Eh, if you have to watch a movie with a kid it's acceptable but if I could go back I wouldn't watch it otherwise. I appreciate a lot of things they did with it but it didn't necessarily make it that entertaining. The thing I find funniest is that people use this movies as babysitters but I think most kids who sit through this movie don't really need one.

Burn After Reading - It's better then most shit that gets put out since it's by the Coen brothers but doesn't nearly live up to what the previews where and is just kind of flat the whole time.

Appaloosa is a good old school style western all the way down to it being based off the new sheriff in town. Damn enjoyable.

Gran Torino is probably the second most overhyped movie of the year next to Ironman. It feels like oldschool Clint alright which is what it is and is nice if that's what you're in the mood for but I hardly think that makes it the cinematic masterpeice people are making it out to be.

The two Seth Rogan comedies this year Pineapple Express and Zack & Miri Make A Porno both were alright but fell short of my expections despite having their own respective moments. Also, WTF @ the last 20 minutes of Pineapple Express?

Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Tropic Thunder on the other hand were probably the two best comedies of the year.

Other movies worth checking out include Vicky Cristina Barcelona & The Counterfeiters
Movies I thought would be good but you can skip would be Quantum of Solace & Hellboy 2: The Golden Army

TV wise if you don't love 30 Rock you're just not geeky enough to appreciate the greatness of it. Mad Men is a show I enjoyed but I've fallen way behind on because it got kind of stale to me but the most entertaining show on AMC is Breaking Bad and worth giving a glance. The Shield is over for good now and while tailed off the season before last if you haven't seen it go grab the DVDs and enjoy it from the beginning in all of it's glory & I'll sit here in envy. Californication picked back up after a slow start to it's sophmore season & Dexter was even stronger then last season. Both excellent show you should definitely watch if you haven't.

Since a lot of people ask me for shit to watch I'll prolly keep knocking these out as I hi-jack the blog from poker to movies. Dadu get my AIM from Jay & holla @ me

Monday, January 05, 2009

I Is Also Down

Yea so I am stuck also for the year, not toooo badly but still stuck...

I just give money away at the casino. I must not have the drive to play live poker anymore I just play WAY too fast and get caught up in a ton of hands that I can not seem to give up on.

Im stuck only a couple K online and about 3K live and then another 2K in random purchases...

Mens Ice Hockey League! Yea I joined one, me and a buddy I have not seen in 5 or 6 years ran into each other and we decided to get a team going and that starts in about 10 days. Had to buy all new stuff since I have lost all my old stuff for the most part. Hockey gear definitely not cheap either.

I have decided to quit smoking.... A few days late for a resolution, but lets see how it goes, this is day 1. I turned up the smoke shop when I was out today, how many days will that last though? Going crazy already. Pondering giving up drinking also, but I doubt I do that.

Saturday, January 03, 2009

First 15BI downswing of the year

Be jealous, bitches! FcukMoney's most upstanding player is currently losing on the year so the rest of you are probably screwed as well. Variance evened out from when I ran well stoned & I continue to play like shit. On the brightside I expect big things this year both in poker & maybe I'll start posting what I do outside of it as well so all of you have something to look up to.

Also I cashed out via Bank Transfer which is really just an e-check on 12/10 from FTP & still haven't received it. Anyone else have this problem or am I an island?

Thursday, January 01, 2009

I Dont Know Why She Swallowed That Fly, Perhaps?

I am still drunk....

New Years sucked balls....

I lost a few buyins on a 1-2 table when I didnt even want to play last night, but the Casino built an "Ice Bar" which was actually a stainless steel slab with frost on it... pathetic, so I ended up playing poker for about an hour... lost a few bucks at the blackjack table....

So now I am at a buddies house hung over.... I didnt get my DL yesterday because they gave out too many tickets or something and I couldn't get in before 4:30 or something so now I have to get up at the ass crack of dawn and go get my DL in the morning.

PDC Shafted me on a check.... and they now send checks from 2 diff banks apparently... They are silly.

I can't tie my shoes with my eyes closed.

Im not playing poker for like a week, except on sunday probably... but I wanna play because I am a degenerate.

Obligatory 1st of the year post about I'm going to start blogging

But I wouldn't get your hopes up. I'm still most likely going to be lazy as fuck & since Dadu has such a following it's clear almost all viewer of this blog are slightly more retarded then the average folk.

I didn't anything worth noting for New Years except smoke the best weed I've had since Vegas right before midnight. I get home shortly after and decide to play some poker and get grinding to start off the New Year. Unfortunately I'm blown out of my mind so I proceed to play like shit which isn't a good way to start the year. Had a nice 8BI downswing right off the bat but since I was stoned was able to play a long enough session that I could wait it out until I ran hot and booked a win.

2/4 on FTP was filled with super LAP players tonight as I had 2+ 40/3s or 60/15s on most my tables. I got to play some 29/24 but unfortunately did so rather poorly since I couldn't form a thought. Looks sexy in PT3 though. It's going to suck when I switch to HEM and the equity graph shows how bad I really am.

Good luck in the new year.