I'm running awful.

GODddddddddddddddddddddd

I'm annoyed.

I keep value shipping sets into straights, trips into boats and overpairs into bigger overpairs. HGDHJDASKLDAJ

But the biggest problem is I'm value betting stations very thinly because I keep bluffing them and they keep calling. But they keep calling and having it or calling light.

One guy was just sick...he showed me trips or better 9 hands in a row...it was like flush flush straight flush flush...I guess if I wasn't such a monkey I wouldn't even see half of them...but neither would he. of course he spews all my money away to everyone but me the following day.

Oh, that and the constant counterfeiting when I'm deep and I can't get stacks i on flop or turn so they call down and find some kind of miracle flush, straight or 2 pair counter...and I check back 1/2 the time...and bluff the other half...and both are probably awful...I should just mash the fold button without showdown to save myself the aggravation.

And every time I get creative I get shoved on.

The only reason I'm not down 5k every day is because I've been sucking out in all in pots where I have 3 outs preflop. Plus it's 5-10 or lower cause it's so damn hard to get anyone to play me at higher than 5-10...

I guess since you've read all the whining I have to post some actual content? Here's a hand that I found sitting on my hard driver....I think Kotton wanted me to post like 6 months ago...so here you go


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As you can see, we're deep at 3-6 and UTG folds, UTG1 limps, UTG2 limps, who cares what the other fish in the hand do...as I bump it to 36 with KdQc, everybody calls.

We nail the monster flop of 5s9hJs...so we check because we're obv trapping here. UTG1 checks too cause he's trapping as well. Poor total bet fires 111 like he has a set or something. lol? lol.

Yeah right, what set? Time to spring our trap with K high. tree fitty five to go. So i guess this guy really liked his draw and thinks I'm FOS and ships it for nearly 100bb more. So poor totalbet folds his set and I do the only reasonable thing possible...I decide that he's FOS (a really complex formula that involves flipping a quarter then closing my eyes to mash the call button). And ship the 2k pot with K high. Poker's easy.

So there you go Kotton. The hand and the explanation of how to call with K high and win.

I have just decided what I want for my birthday....LOTTERY TICKETS. I just want to win the lotto and quit trying to grind 2k a day. Can one of you, who I have entertained for countless hours with whining, buy me one....just ONE winning lottery ticket? Seriously, if you read this blog, you owe me a lottery ticket for my birthday...otherwise don't come back here.

Also, I will soon release the true story of what happened in vegas last year!

Maybe.

J

If there's one thing I absolutely can't stand

besides ratholers and shortstackers, of course.

It's people who whine when they are beating you. Particularly when they are regulars.

You're winning. Shut up and be happy. For what reason would you cry and whine about how bad you run? I mean not only does no one, and I mean literally no one, besides you and your mom care about how bad you think you're running, but to do it when you're in the black is just funny...in that what a retard sort of way. Next to the 2 aforementioned practices, whining about running bad when you're up several buy ins on someone has to be the most classless and idiotic things anyone can do at a poker table.


If you want to whine........get a blog! :)

Also,

Poker sucks.

Maybe I'll post better content later. But probably not.

Jay

P.s. Dudu likes to call me at 3am to request $800 western union transfers to Australia...can you say...DEGENERATE?

Prob going to be my best update all year....

Ok SO

First off, FTP invented this "rush poker" that better not ever make it to 1-2++ or I will shoot myself.

Secondly, FTP killed the euro shortstackers by making tables 35BB minimum

Thirdly, here comes the good updates


I am in Australia, in my hotel room, with the privacy please tag hanging on my door for about 60 hours now.

I am busto, I brought 22k and change, and ran like complete and utter shit, I got here the 16th, was broke late the 19th I believe, maybe the 20th early, not too sure on that.

But anyways, I don't even feel like typing some hands I got fucked on, but of course I did bluff off 8k in what would have been my sickest float ever so I will share this hand even though I got so owned it is not even something I want to share.

I have 75h I 3bet an early open to 150$ or so and get a call.

The guy I 3bet is this SUPER nit and somehow this SUPER NIT has 8k mostly from me already. He is I have no clue where he is from, but I dislike the kid very much from the minute he sits down for some reason. Another guy comes in for the 150 but he is irrelevant so I am not even posting anything about him.

Anyways, flop Kh Qd 6s

pot is around 475

he checks

i bet 240

he raises to 610

I flat, with my mighty 75h

Turn 8d (Kh Qd 6s)

He leads out 1250$

I tank and flat

River Qh

He almost instantly checks, I almost instantly ship, he doesnt almost instantly snap me he just snaps me..... KQ he tables.... I pay him the remainder of I his stack whic hwas like 3300 or something. It was a pretty sick hand, I wish it had worked? Where is my A 4 9 on the river! Maybe he folds to an A on the river idk, he pwned me though....

So anyways I run bad for much of this trip and made that HUGE bluff fail but anyways I am running below EV I am certain, I have had some sick flops go against me. It is truly disgusting because almost all of my double ups I have been behind, but when I am ahead I am just in trouble, I snapped AA with A8s AI pre once?

So now after reading those 2 paragraphs or whatever its safe to say I have played bad, but I have ran equally bad, but have no reason to have lost 22k playing 5-10 in 3 days.....

NOW, for the good part of the story.

My Aunt was coming to Australia anyways so I had my sister run by my house and get 20k for her to bring to me, I should have this $$$ already but I don't my Aunt misses her flight by 5 minutes, wasn't her fault, so she got stranded over night out of town, she has actually had worse luck than me in the last 2 days, I feel bad for her... and I am in a selfishly self centered way right now, so that says a lot....

SO I am scrambling to get money, sell money online, anything, but discretely so I don't look like a degen running around up here, but with no success. So I call my sister again, tell her to go back to my house and grab 10k and wire it to me. So she does, because shes a good sister and knows I am a degenerate and need the money.

So she wires it, and I go to the cage to pick it up this morning, and I can't get it. Apparently my sister had to wire it about 2 hours earlier for it to pass through approval by "the feds" she says so I have no money....

I have tried to Western Union myself money online (also had Jay trying to do this but we failed, for some reason it wouldn't let us and besides I could only have gotten 2k anyways)

I have tried to wire money from my bank account to the hotel I am at.

I tried to pull money out of the cage using my debit card, but they dont allow that in Australia??? wtf?

I have contacted PDC to get me money but was told it wouldn't be able to make it before Sunday or Monday, so oh well....

Tomorrow morning I will have cash.

K for more good parts!

I am paying 20$ an hour to use fucking internet in the hotel, which I have been on quite a bit, I probably have spent 600-800$ using internet in this hotel since I have been here, ridiculous....

So to the most degen part of my trip thus far.

The last 3 mornings I wake up, I walk to the Crown Casino, I pull ouit 400$ (max they let you pull a day here, (oh and I called my bank to have my ATM limits increased but they cant do thato ver the phone)

So I wake up, go pull 400$ out, and I go 400 on black!

Red 3 times..... yay

lol I am stuck probably 27k for the trip, and I am coming out of this bitch even come hell or high water, this has been just a dreadful trip thus far and I am going to turn it around.

I am going to win the main event, win the 5k HU event, and book a winning session on a cash table before I leave!

Chalk it up

oh and Dallas Cowboys, idk if I am glad I didnt get to see you play that game or not.... but it does make me sad you would go out like that.