How am I this awful?

Only a -10k swing online. I am so good at poker, I should do this for a living and see how quickly I end up homeless.


In other news, I found a really soft live game through my cousin - apparently his dad started playing two years ago. Think 50-60 year old's who play recreationally and don't have much experience. 2-5/5-10NL deepstacked.

Yes my mouth was watering.

They didn't want me playing right away but eventually gave in when I persuaded uncle to vouch. The game was so good it was almost criminal. I unintentionally pulled a Mike Caro and immediately lost 2k. They invited me back anytime.

<3 Variance

Oh you have a flush draw? Don't worry it's good.

Coupled together with my standard bad play, suckouts this month have been tough. Last month was good, don't know if I can even salvage this one. And people wonder why I tilt off 5k in the 100/200 game.

Donks will remain unnamed, beats untold...who am I kidding? Hey bullitpete, thanks for calling off with a Khigh flush draw vs an overpair and a dead flush card for 4 raises on the flop. "Well played"

:(

I hate Bill Frist.

And I'm a republican! You should hate Bill Frist too. And, as always, down with the democrats!

BPT2@Pcom

If I have time.

<3 Donkament freerolls. +EV as always.

Eh. Why not?

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How it all started and the current state of affairs

Well, now you know what I'm all about (Killing 3-6 for a week and then jumping into 25/50 with <50 buyins)...

Welcome, Kids!

Welcome to my blog. Here is where I plan to chronicle my online poker adventures. Follow me throught my legally insane jumps between penny stakes and $5000 NL games. Poker is not my main source of income. Poker is my main source of self destructive behaviour. What can I say? The Judge ordered me to find a hobby that didn't involve alchohol.







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