Saturday, July 10, 2010

A brief update

I've been busy enjoying life.

Dudu and moose left out like literally all the best parts.

Cot gambling
Basketball prop bets
Random hands we played
Angle shooting angle shooters

And so much more...

DUdu is a terrible wingman. He was shocked when I told some chick to shut up.

Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Rebuttle

Ok, ok, I got scammed in a rub'n'tug joint... but I had found a legit one, and my cute cab driver (yea this sounds like a bogus lie, but literally I had a cute cab driver! I didn't know they existed, given I was intoxicated) talked me into a closer one.

The girl I put into a headlock, I had that wrapped up, then I proceeded to keep drinking for like 12 hours straight, and I don't remember the last 2 hours, I remember being golden then I woke up alone, and cursed my heavy drinking ways.

Ok, so the Vegas trip, Jay seriously couldn't stay awake for more than 10-12 hours at a time, he would be in bed by 9 PM crying cause he was exhausted from doing absolutely nothing all day.

Jay was the only winner of the 3 of us that went.

We got a suite at the Venetian, and it was a crock of shit. Same as the normal rooms but bigger, our bathroom smelled like shit, which we found out a lot of the hotel residence said the same so it was their plumbing not mooses foul bowel.

So I lose 3 pots at 5-10 at the Venetian for 12-15k, and win one pot near 10k.... One was kind of my fault, but was super weird.

I didn't cash a holdem tourney, except for a 200$ turbo at Caesars Palace which I only played for a last longer bet to see who has to wear a certain outfit at the WSOP event the next day. I lost the last longer since I rebought 7 times, I final tabled got 8th for a profit of - $1000, I rock.

I chopped a 500$ Horse tourney at the Venetian (which I only played since I busted the 2k event there that day, and I was tilted from not doing well at anything I had done the whole time, and I was bored of holdem) and picked up 18k and was almost even on the trip!

So I played a 1500$ horse at the series, I get 18th out of 830, I got pretty unlucky in 3 or 4 pots at the end, and couldn't hang on... oh well, picked up 7k for that, still not even, since as the last update to this blog states, I was spewing money on blackjack the whole trip, I probably lost like 10-12k on table games.

So I played the 3k horse event, made day 2, didn't go too well for day 2, bubbled, then rebooked my flight to get the fock out of Vegas.

I lost on the trip, shouldve won, but I have a gambling/drinking problem.

All I feel to update for now, no great stories because Jay was asleep most the time or when we did go out he was belligerant drunk trying to pick fights with guys for no reason so I elected to go to sleep that night.