Let me do a little blog spamming...

Spamming my own blog...I've reached a new low. =]

Attention poker/casino affiliates (especially all you PAW members), a good friend of mine now runs a Digital Gaming Network skin (same network as FCP) and wants to pay you lots and lots of commissions for player referrals. In fact, it's 100% rev share until september.

So if you like money (as opposed to hating it like me), go over to PokerDealer and sign up. You can tell her Jay sent you and be nice cause she's a sweetheart.



Oh, almost forgot! I set up an email address specifically for the blog...FCUKMONEY at gmail.com. So if you want to tell me, or 3up, or Vox or briz to go F ourselves or request more bad beat posts or something, you now have that option. Also, if you're an attractive female between the ages of 18 and 25, feel free to e-mail us your pictures.

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The future is Omaha?

Then the future is now. Omaha, at least @ the low limits, is crazy soft. Like Hold`em used to be a couple years ago when 5/10NL was a monster game. It's not as popular yet but I am not too good @ but over a decent sample size my winrate is way better then in hold`em where I actually know what I'm doing. Why aren't more people moving over to greener pastures? It's most popular in pot limit form and there's a lot more action then in hold`em so I think once hold`em dies down this will be the next big game for degenerates to get in on.

Side note: Who plays full ring limit games? They almost never run but god damn are they soft. I guess if you play on every site you could find enough in mid-limit hold`em but that's about it. The 30/60 O8 on Stars runs a fair amount and is crazy soft as well. I'm pretty bad @ O8 and am a loser in the game if it's shorthanded but when it gets full I crush and I suck. It's a shame the games are more boring then watching paint dry since you can't huff the fumes.

Poker is just ridiculous.

Only in poker can someone be on a huge high one minute and on a huge low the next. You really have to be a little (or a lot) sick in the head to do this day in and day out.

As my previous post said, I haven't been playing much online lately but when I have it's been 4 tabling HU games...and for the most part I've been crushing them. I mean, except when I'm getting totally annihilated.

I was up 8 buyins from this morning and just gave back 11 in under 60 minutes. How's that for a swing? And I didn't even play that bad...well not bad enough to drop 11.

Somehow I ended up with really aggressive opponents on all 4 tables and if the pot was raised and reraised, we played for stacks nearly every time - which I'm okay with usually, but it was cooler after cooler and beat after beat...which eventually leads to tilt and even more tilt.

Example: I make a ridiculous call with 3rd pair on a 3bet flop in a reraised pot for 800BB. No problem. He peals the 6 outer on the turn. I actually got kind of excited when I made the call and was right...kind of a downer when you make an incredible call and then get f'd for it.

Made another ridiculous 800bb call with 2nd pair on a 3bet flop, in a reraised pot. Villian had habbit of 3bet shoving 2 overs oop in reraised pots. This one was even sicker (the beat, not the call)as I had one of his overs..aka drawing to 3. Q Ball on the turn, no problem.

Then just pure coolers. River gives us both 2nd pair, his being higher with me betting all the way and I managed to not stack off (yay?). 3bet pot, he c/r's me all in on a Jhigh board with JT. I make the call with J9. River T, ship him 600BB. This one may have been questionable but I don't think I can lay it down with previous action.

Made an idiotic/genius call with Ahigh on a river where villian overbet pot all in. It was either pure air or the absolute nuts...unfortunately villian had latter. Then just tilted off another 3buyins or so that could have been avoided.

HU games are just sick in variance...especially when opponents are aggressive and have a lot of gamble.

Unfortunate, I may have to abuse lower stakes players for a bit as I just cashed out stripper money.

Off to sulk in my own misery.

Only me

Who's the idiot who came up with live poker? Honestly, the reason why I've been MIA is cause I've been playing the oh so sexy pace of 30hands an hour while surrounded by a bunch of blithering retards.

And while I have some funny stories, I'm too tired to write them up so I'll just whine about how rigged to all hell live poker is. Only I can find a way to get it in with AK vs Aces and Kings pf for a buyin, then get it in Aces w/ nut ace vs Qhigh flush draw for 2 buyins, and flop the idiot straight on a steal from LP vs the nut straight and top 2.

SHIP IT TO THE RNG OBV

Clearly all huge setups for me to lose. F LIVE POKER. F 3UP for sleeping, F PHREEZENET for not blogging, oh and F FTP for forcing me to change my new nick.

If I get 5 people to e-mail me and tell me I'm the greatest, I'll post some funny stories about trapping old people with ace high.

Not much to say

Would be nice if someone else could make an update once in a while =] Ummm played from like 1-9am today and ended up down 1300 being down as much as 2400 @ one point. Didn't play too well and got myself in situations where I was getting pot odds to stack off with shitty draws and blanked them all. Not very happy about it obviously.

Once I got done with that I played softball for about 8 hours. Practice for different teams and then a game. Mixed league got killed as usual like 21-1 with me scoring the only run. Really need to hit the batting cages though. Went to dinner with a few of the competitive guys from the team afterwards and talked about how to improve and bullshitted for a while.

Came up and am currently playing the FTP HORSE tourney. A very weak blog entry if I do say so myself but I'm absolutely exhausted and playing like shit but running well so still in the tourney. I'll make up for it on Monday with a good post. Sorry.

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The reason someone else should update once in a while

Jay is MIA and I think he might be dead but I'm too lazy to call him and find out so I'll just assume the worst. Played a decent (length wise) couple of sessions today though I didn't feel I played very well in the second sesh. I think I might make more money off the regulars in the games @ 1/2 then the donks. This is not the case @ 2/4 but pretty sure it may be true @ 1/2 and I'm curious to look around PT later and confirm this. Hands like this are the reason why. I believe that AEJones proposed the theorum that AK is the nuts in any situation. Just more evidence. Villain then I think got a little upset since after hand the text is missing but he said something along the lines of "instacalling with A high?". As if it wasn't evident that I was value-check calling the nuts there.

Regulars buy-in full and adjust to your play and think logically so it's easier to get reads on there play and adjust accordingly and adjust to how they're going to adjust to you etc. Many of the regulars @ 2/4 play much better to begin with and are also better @ adjusting/re-adjusting but @ 1/2 they're typically even easier to play against then average half-buyin donk.

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Townsend wouldn't let me be his protege/man slave...

but he did give me a free month to cardrunners. Aba was slumming with the likes of me recording a CR video but didn't stay for long so I don't think the video was making the cut. I did get to fleece him for $30.30 before he left though including one heads-up hand. I'm clearly going to be in the 300/600NL game any week now. I guess I should start looking for him since it would kick ass to be able to play him HU @ low stakes and then watch the video of what he was holding against me. At first I wasn't a cardrunners fan but after watching enough videos I did pick up a couple little things which then obviously paid for the subscription and now that sbrugby and Schneids have joined up I would go so far as to actually reccomend it. i'm hoping Schneids improves my SHLHE game since it needs a lot of work and I'd like to play the midstakes HORSE games regularly in the future but my LHE definetly needs a lot of work. Pretty weak lineup in the 1k/2k HORSE last night for a little while where Razz and Stud8 hands got played pretty poorly that I saw.

In other news the weather here is actually beautiful but I feel like absolute shit. Playing well and expect my invite to the Ship It Holla Balls anyday now (jopke)

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Such a sicko

Fell asleep watching some Family Guy after the first six hours of yesterdays session. Rolled straight off the couch and back in front of the computer. Typing this makes me realize that I'm ven geekier then I normally picture myself. Grinded for 4 hours and ended up finishing the day -47.60 for the day which isn't bad since the first half of the day is the kind of run of cards you only see when you play hundreds of thousands of hands.

Made a big hero call which I actually feel was correct still despite not getting the result I was hoping for. The big mistake I made is after making an excellent all-in call I leveled myself a few hands later against the same player figuring he was giving me more credit and would be thinking on the 3rd level when he was only on the 2nd. That's the one hand I'm really upset with myself about.

Dropped a few bucks bowling tonight after I finished up my session becaus ethe only time I bowl decent my friend bowls his best game ever. Got softball practice later today but hopefully will be able to log some hours today still since I've caught the bug a little bit.

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Running disgustingly well

Played 6 hours this morning and ended up dropping a little more then 4.5 buy-ins. Just sick how far ahead I was and how often I was able to do it that this result is just ridiculous. Playing LAG is the nuts. I made a few mistakes but that's too be expected in any sample of hands over 5k and none of them were major or just flat out horrible plays with no justification behind them. Didn't tilt and stayed focus for a long period of time and was pretty satisfied overall with my performance.

Started off by immediately misplaying a couple big pots which again were bad but not horrible. From then it was some sick sick beats. This was about the fifth one and while I'm not big on posting beats I use this solely because I thought this one was going to tilt me but I continued to play for several hours and take several more beats like this without tilting. Since I play low limits and don't ball out like Jay and Phreeze it's important that I actually establish the ability to do this and grind since I clearly am going to need to play more then a few hours a week to achieve anything close to ballerdom.

The reason I'll never work

The reason I'm not stuck 2500 from this session

Last 8500 hands I'm currently losing money with AA, AK, JJ which is pretty sick. No, I'm not a losing player who can't play AK or JJ properly it's just variance. Skipped a party to keep grinding since I got instastuck but if I ever leave the house again I'll be sure to drop some of that on the blog as well.

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Daily Updates Starting Now

That's right our loyal degens, updates all over your faces every single day in May. It's a shame no one has anything interesting to ever say though so you're going to be stuck listening to me rant about the lack of committment on my softball team and how bad I suck @ poker and other random shit.

For instance, according to the internet I'm 26% gay. I'm positive I have considerably more gay tendancies then that based on the fact not two hours ago I had a discussion about why if you're going to wear underwear it should be silk and who makes the best designer jean. Total fagaloid.

Pokerstars which I almost never play on refused to give me a discount on 13 3/4 length baseball shirts and caps from the FPP store to outfit my softball team because it compromises the intregrity of their FPP program. Who the hell cares if someone gets a discount on 13 of those shitty shirts - who else is purchasing them? Fuckers don't even have rakeback.

On the pokerfront I will be absolutely crushing this month and might break even after rakeback. All skill. Jay was complaining that he didn't make enough off of to cover his denim shopping spree I played something like 20 hours in April and I could kind of use cash so I'll be logging hours. So far I've played 3hrs45mins which is almost halfway to a full workday!! Some people scoff @ this but they're jealous because I have a more charming personality then they do.

:FuckthehatersLivethedream