Not Wanting To Miss Out

On everyone posting today so here's my bit:

First and foremost, Kotton i s a terrible poster and Jay needs to take the keys away from him unless it's about snowmen fucking. In regard to complaints of everyone bitching all the time, I'm running pretty damn good and certainly am not complaining. Since if you read this I have probably been outplaying and running great against you, I thank you.

I basically took the vast majority of 2010 off and drank a lot but not in an awesome sexy fashion, more just out of habit and boredom. Did win one of the small USCOOP events since Dadu put me in since I was on anyways and don't play Stars.

2011 while I doubt I'll return to this blog I'm definitely back to playing and trying to re-tune up my game. Going well though still expect much better from myself. That will suck for you guys so I apologize.

Unless Jay & I get into some ridiculous prop bet or I do something awesome like win a bracelet I doubt I'll be posting but those sick of people crying about poker should really ask Jay to post his other thoughts since he's actually entertaining away from the tables.

Here I am

There I am






Where I am





Sam I am




Spam I am



Eatling a clam I am



Not giving a damn I am



Doing anal with Pam I am



Even doing it on cam I am



Everyone watching me give the bam I am



I ram on the cam I am



Really thought there were more words that rhymed with Damn I am

Read the paragraph below outloud, it will blow your mind

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch. Whine whine whine whine whine. Cry cry cry cry cry. Sphincter sphincter sphincter sphincter sphincter. Turantula turantula turantula turantula turantula. Skelaton sketlaton skelaton skelaton skelaton skelaton. Volcano volcano volcano volcano volcano. Jungle gym Jungle gym jungle gym jungle gym jungle gym. Carpet carpet carpet carpet carpet. Carp carp carp carp carp. Car car car car car. If if if if if. You you you you you. Just just just just just. Did did did did did. That that that that that. You're you're you're you're. Fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking. More more more more more. Retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded. Than me than me than me than me than me for typing this

Are you ready to laugh?

/speechless

bleh

8th in the 2750 gtd...got some dumbass to stick most of his stack in with K8o vs AA and he runs well...triple up thru a few run goods b2b and ship queens into AJ that binks the A. Ran in top 14 the whole way and 2nd in chips into the FT. Good times

Something is wrong - I am broken.

Everytime I sit down to play, I just give money away. This has been going on all month.

I am not focusing and spewing and tilting. And showing a lack of interest.

I either need to start smoking weed or taking aderool or something.

My mind is all over the place. of course I'm dealing with a million different issues that can cost me a huge amount of money.

Played all day with a non working hand history. Super smart. Also talked on phone with a bunch of reps while 5 tabling, 4 HU vs 3 diff opponents. Lost like 14k like an idiot. Super annoyed.

Also pretty hard to get action. Random donks will hit n run me. I'm losing to random bad and mediocre regs. The good regs won't play me. The super good regs will play me, but I don't feel like playing world class players when I'm playing like garbage.

Something awful is going on with me.

Been playing like dudu.

Pun intended.

Don't know why. Probably cause I'm burnt out and don't want to play...but games are so good.

Prob going to Borgata for winter open.

Need new laptop.

JAY OUT

nlo

might be my new fav game

gl w/ the vices Jim n Jay


It's been in the mid 70's here, hard to complain

Will forever stop drinking.

I know I keep saying this....but one day I will.

Drunk jay picks fights with people for no reason and embarassed himself.

Past 5 days...

Its been about 5 days since I won my 10k at mega millz, and I have played about 20-60 min each day for the past 4 days. Made 5k first day, 5k the next, 7k the next, and today might be the first of my losing days, thanks to missing the sickest PLO draw ever vs the incredibly awful...thesnowissnowing. Well, maybe I will make it up...maybe not...

I still H8 mtts

I fucking hate them with a passion. How fucking hard is it to beat a field 80% less than the norm on the big sites? IDK it's been so fucking long I have no fucking clue wtf I'm doing anymore. FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKkkkkkkkkk



umm yeah, that's a smidge better

Some things never change

So I've been really sick this whole week. Like to the point where I was self medicating with Honey Pepper vodka at 11am. Ya. Sick as a dog.

And I stayed away from playing poker while being sick for the entire week.....actually did something positive by working on my game AWAY from the tables. I am really really good when I can see everyones hole cards, by the way.

Anyway, some here comes sunday and I got a fever and I'm bored and I'm sick of looking at hand histories...so I wanna play and I go and I unimaginably play like complete crap...cause I'm sick and I'm bored and I wanna gamble...bla bla bla bla. And I'm messing around with some theoretical plays and bet sizings I came up with while drunk.

Blah blah blah blah some more. Long story short, played very poorly, now stuck 5k.

Anybody notice this is a familiar song I like to sing?

I kind of don't care right now. I'm sure I'll be super mad about it later and furious with myself.

What else.

Uhm. New years was typical old school jay. Make a fool out of myself, insult people, tell people I find their girlfriends attractive. Get ridiculously drunk. Old habits die heard. Someone's going to kill me one day.

Dudu has been MIA for a while. He's in what I like to call the "leave me alone, I hate the world" mode. It's the mode I'm in when I don't log on for months or answer my phone. He's probably in rehab for his oxy addiction...or at least I hope he is.

Hopefully we get him back soon...this blog just isn't the same without him. <3


Oh! We have some new posters. Hopefully they don't suck. But I'm sure they will since for some reason we only let people on here who are absolutely terrible. Go figure.

One day we will get a real site...one day...where everyone can join and post and have their own blog and whatever else. Yes yes one day. 2014 I think I said?

DaJay OUT

I won without playing poker....

Well, what can I say, I figured out how to win in poker...Don't PLAY IT! Instead buy $105 worth of mega million tickets, and hit 4 of 5 numbers and the megaball and scoop 10k. Yeah, that's how moosey rolls... One number off from hitting 1/3rd of the $355 million jackpot ( two fish in Idaha and Washington won it). I guess I deserved this for only applying half of the Mega Millions Easy Win Concept (Registered trademark of Moosey Inc). This is where you simply have to be trailer trash to win a large jackpot. So my friend and I dressed up as bums to buy tickets, I put on a t-shirt that said "Welcome to the gunshow" with two arrows pointing at my arms, sweatpants, old shoes, and a hat. I was missing the key ingredient, live in east bumblefok America in order to win. Hey dudu, maybe you should just play it next time and dress normal...

perpetually inversed

Honestly can't remember the last time I had a winning session.

Can't afford to take any more breaks

not starting off so hot.

anybody have a tissue?


edit: took the advice for mtts and fired up the 2750 gtd...3rd orbit guy Limp/jams 125 bb utg gloating the mighty KQs (I had AQ and woulda held but uh w.e)....he open shoves like 5 more times before I snap him with kings...can't fade the A5o for a 75 bb open shove utg+1 and the good ole Nice Hand remark.

Gut said you're losing this as I call

Gut says you're going to lose everything

Gut says you're fucked

Where can one purchase a new one of these? One that's filled with joy when he sees a big hand and a fucking spaztard open shove into it. It must have some price. Some price.

....3500 r/a went abt the same with some one going rr w/ 45s having me as pfr utg

I hope this chainsaw carving shit works bc I refuse to do chemistry for 12$/hr and this poker thing is meh