this blog is worthless just like your whole little "blogspot" network...get your own site...a domain is only $5...when are you going to pay me back the $1500 I lent you? You havent answered my emails in weeks...you just take the money and run? ....loser"
Dear anonymous,
You are right. This blog is totally worthless. So why don't you remove it from the top spot in your favorites folder, you heartless bastard!
In any case, we were planning on getting a domain, and t shirts, and balling out like 3ups best friend good2cu but we're lazy. Also, immediately go drink a bottle of Drano. Thanks!
Here's a brief poker run down from what I remember:
August: Played for 24hours straight, went on mega tilt, ended up losing like 30k.
September: I won. Who cares?
October: Went on some early morning jay tilt session. Lost 10k.
Instructions on how to beat me at heads up:
1. Suck
2. Be a super nit who limp calls/folds every button.
3. Call everything
4. Run well
5. Have me never make a pair
6. Tilt me
*Not necessarily in that order.
I've been going out A LOT. I've been meeting a lot of attractive young ladies. I've almost run out of, ahem, protection. I'll have to get this ultimate sampler pack:
That is all for now. I hate poker.
