A poker related post? What?

Why do I keep getting myself into these weird situations where I'm OOP and my range is so polarized to sets/nuts/air? And you'd think I'd have the set/nuts some of the time right? No, because I keep showing up with air and they keep calling because lets face it: nobody ever folds. Especially to me. AND! they're calling with relatively strong hands that were obviously misplayed on an earlier street and thus ambiguously disguised to an over aggressive maniacal lagtard like myself.

[INSERT MANY SWEAR WORDS HERE]

Oh, and I am running like 5.6xPTbb over my last 100k hands so be jealous bitches.

Now I'm going to do something I haven't ever done before and probably won't do again: Readers choice.

That's right, you can decide what I'm going to write about in my next post. When it will come, I do not know but rest assured it will be more entertaining than anything dudu vomits onto here. For the love of all that is unholy, how can any of you tolerate his dribble? Nevertheless, I'm getting off track. So...leave a comment requesting something you'd like to see me ramble on about and I'll oblige. And since we have like a total of 3 readers here, obviously not including mentally handicapped dudu fans, I'll just randomly select a topic.

Random topic suggestions:
live poker
internet poker
my ever depleting prophylactic supply
politics
movies
drunken atlantic city trips with poker room shennenigans and debauchury
hitting people in the face and not injuring yourself
hitting people in the face and then having them injure you
life tilt
ignoring your own blog and the 2.5 people who read it. Hi mom.

or whatever your black little hearts desire.

Also, you can e-mail us at fcukmoney[at]Gmail.com but if you're stupid, don't do it because chances are I'll just delete your e-mail. On the other hand, if it's really stupid, I'll post it here.

Jay