I am a spaz, I am a spaz, I am a spaz, I am a spaz

If I was in poker school I would have to write that on a blackboard 1,000 times or something...

I hate merge, I spaz the fudge out every time I play cash on there. Slumming their tourneys is boring enough, but I can not compose myself when I play cash, it is seriously just a repeating pattern. Hit every flop win a few buyins get coolered lose all back, rinse repeat, except when I lose back I spew more. So if I play HU there any more, I am quitting everyone once I am up 3 buyins. I am king of getting unstuck, but I am bigger king of getting way stuck.

I am running awful in the tourneys, getting deep is no problem, just when it gets down to 15 people or so I get 3b 4 out of 5 opens, or flatted and never have the goods or never flop a pair and I just dwindle a bit then get 6th-9th.... Don't think I have done better than 4th in anything this week but have final tabled like 15-18 tourneys (no brag on the final tables, half the fields are under 100 players) (don't even feel like calling them final tables)

I am destroying everleaf with my run good and no tilt there. I don't know why I do not tilt there, PDC is becoming my new FTP, seeing the software makes me lose my fucking mind. They owe me 12,500 for checks I never received and that were deleted out of my ledger (yea looks like I am feeding a bogus lie to them whenever I told them this happened, they think I am trying to pull off the most retarded scam I could come up with), I feel legitimately cheated along with Moose and Jay and another guy and then all the old school regs from lower stakes starting threads on 2+2 asking if any other old schoolers are winning a dime there. Like doom switches from hell on there... I hate the fact that I am even playing there, I do not trust the integrity of the site and I hope they rot in hell for all the troubles they have caused.

I have been fishing a lot, I caught a nice flathead catfish weighing 32 LBS last weekend. Planning on going again tonight, though its semi cool outside and rain got here faster than I wanted, warm front coming in in the next 12-18 hours would much rather hit the head of that to fish but probably wont.

Cliff notes - I am a spaz

Runnin bad slummin bad

Somehow I manage to lose 7 buyins + to 3 different people in 2 days playing 1-2 hu.... Pretty sure if I could see their cards with a super user account I might not have been able to break even :/ (thats a lie, but it was stupid)

I need boom switch, wonder twin powers activate!

Why is merge so god damn slow with withdraws too... this is brutal, I need $$$$$

Kotton ignore them haters, be a player, play the game.

Send all money to daduhweewah on merge, it will go to a good cause.

If you dont then fuck off

O DEAR LORD BABY JEEBUS

OK I am back, despite Merge being assholes who owe me money, and probably screwing us out of money.... (maybe me moose and jay are bad enough to lose like 2k buyins.... I am for sure, but Jay??? and Moose????!!!!???)

I am slumming tourneys (though I just bust them when I am bored cause I hate them and they pay peanuts) and 1-2 and some 2-4....

Moose and Jay would only loan me peanuts (Moose gave me 1500 on merge and 1500 on minted, and Jay gave me the finger) Little faith they have. I am up significantly considering I started with peanuts. But still a long long long way from where I need to be. It sucks knowing I used to be legitimately wealthy (for my area of the country definitely) and now being poor. But whatever, just fuel to the fire gotta keep working on it.

0 to 6 figures by new years? Probably not, but thats the goal.

I am back blog readers... mark it on the calendar.

Why does my semen have blood in it?

11 years

Doesn't mean shit when you've got a psychotic, suicidal thinking, depressed woman who can go from giving you the best head and wanting your babies to kicking you out in a matter of days because 'all you do is drink, play poker, get on the computer or watch the dvr and never put me first"

Bitch, cry me another fucking Euphrates. The only reason you're alive is because of my ass. I fucking work in a lab all the time. How the fuck can you say this shit?

"Get a job or move out"

Fine, I'm fucking employed as a molecular biologist now and rarely play poker or drink anywhere near the volume I used to daily.

"Well you still don't put me first, so get out"

Get the fuck outta dodge brah.

I found a bad ass place right up my alley. We'll see how you roll when you unfuck your head; We'll see if I even be accepting that head.

Shit, who am I kidding.

Peace the fuck out assholes.

I find dimes

Everywhere; Frequently.

Online sucks.

I like my new roommate; He donates.

.

I'm a BioChemist Biiiitch!!

Not like any of you 4 fucking trolls and FabFierce care but I'm finally using my degree and currently doing DNA sequencing, gene synthesis and a bunch of other nerdy scientific jargon that you'd have to Google to understand anyways at (I had the name of the company but randomly found it linked through google to this horrendous blog and decided to edit it out) Soooooooooooooo that means less opportunities for you fucksticks to take my moniez, and I'm sure you're in tears atm.
Enjoy

***O and fuck FTP, sucks for those of you screwed; Jay I'm sure there have been a few whores with decent stories attached you're not sharing or at least something to explain your ice cold PTR status on merge; Dadu is probably dead from pills and Moose, I hope you start running better buddy!

My fan club expands

Evidently it's a mass group of one individual in the central US with nothing to do. 2 hours ahead of Cali puts you somewhere in the middle of who gives a fuck your life sucks land. You're more than welcome to come visit San Diego and play. We have good times with foreigners here. Aaannnnnnd the ladies are off the hook, like fucking ridiculous. Way better than those skanky, buck-toothed bitches that inhabit your quaint little town. It's bikini time, and I'm sure you're two piece is a little dusty begging to be hugged around the shell that cradles your warm, kind heart.

You've put a smile on my face with every comment. Haven't had a good laugh in a while. Thanks for posting! Would be epic if you could squander enough time to reach a 100 comments. I'd probably even ship you some pennies to grind with.

Much love,
XOXOXOXOXO

Maybe I'll join dudu!?

Just time to quit online poker... Yes i play bad but seriously...

10K+ freeroll

Easter, family, beer..lots of it, no food...all day
Why not go to the bar after...
4 Vics, sure
Why not spin the tires out of the parking lot at 11pm
Still no food...it's sitting in the Jack in the Box bag on the passenger seat
Ah Fuck FUck FUCk FUCK FUCK YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCK FUCK
"Any reason you're spinning your tires?"
Best excuse I can mumble, "Got new kicks on" shrugs shoulders and lifts hands palms up
"You been drinking tonight sir?"
"Yup"
"How many have you had?"
"Three" (lesson 8 in physics for dopeheads tells you to never say, "two")
"Pheeewwww, I can smell it"
"Hang out here. I'll be back in a minute."
Mind's racing, thinking of turning the keys and flooring it, remembered I'm in a 4 cylinder, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Gathered myself as more cops arrive. Proceed through the interview decently. The catch may have been when asked my level of education. That and he didn't bust out the breathalyzer. I was off by one second on the tilt your head back count to 30 seconds act. I was able to count to 4 before I had to put my foot down, but binked the other 26 seconds flawlessly. TBH I musta been possessed by my spirit guide or something because there's no rationale for passing the tests given my conditions.
In Cali I think the going rate is around 10-12k in fees associated with DUI, so I basically just won.

Best luck I've had in years.

Time to move!

Been randomly browsing FTP/PS games...they look pretty damn good.

25-50's got genuine fish handing out paper...

As 3up would say, cest le vi.

Decisions will be made this coming week. Stay tuned.

You know what I hate?

You.

And you.

And you too.

OH, and the SOCIALIST STATES OF AMERICA.

I will (probably not) make a long, hateful, post about how much of a pisshole this country has become and how apalled I am that our current leaders are so inpet, they can barely function let alone be the champions of liberty and freedom they claim they are. ROAST SLOWLY IN A HOT FIRE, YOU SCUM.

A quick poker catch up: Barely play. Lost 12k playing live cause they have the one hand that doesn't fold, then I get mad cause I can't make a hand for 2 days straight.

Went on a tear, beat the hell out of bad regs, dropped half back. Quit for a month.

Went on a tear, beat the hell out of good regs, moved up to where stakes matter, played bad, lost itall. Quit for a month.

So now I decide to make my glorious return rigth before the end of online poker as know it. I am so smart.

Oh and contrary to what dudu would have you believe, I have tried to play every single HU reg on PDC, FTP for 2 days straigth. I got action (for more than 50 hands) from THREE guys. THREE. I must have sat against about 50+ different players. No ty Noty No ty No ty No ty No ty No ty. I even chased them. Buttoned for my blind about 30x.

Oh, and also I hope online poker either gets fully legal with all sites open to US OR I hope it dies completely for the USA so I can move on with my life or move to another country like I've wanted to do for the past 2 years.

Today was a terrible day.

Burn in hell Eric Holder.

J

Headed to ST Louis to find Nelly

And for WSOP Circuit, very small one, 1600$ main and som 550$ buyins leading up. Probably will only play the main and some 5-10 cash. I won a WSOP Main event package, and another mtt last night. Been playing a lot of MTTs lately, with not too much to show for it, theres profit!! Just not as much as I would like. The merge mtts are cute, everyone thinks I just run like god.... They all play sooo bad, anyone not playing merge mtts (if you dont make more than 50$ hourly on average and you don't play the merge mtts you are a moron) I mix them in with whatever I am doing, I have slowed down on playing cash only, I was getting murdered at 6max, breaking even then spewing like 30 buyins from frustration, 6max is literally just such a standardized game now. You have your ranges vs regs that are all about the same, you flip with this, with that, run good win money... I failed to run good too often, so now I just play the full ring games in the background and will sit hu. Been doing better like this, probably will keep doing this. Kinda hard sometimes to have like 20 mtts going then have fuck face Miki27 or whatever come to my HU table and say "PLAY FASTER" evey 2 minutes when I am going as fast as I can anyways and barely even being slow on that table as I make my moves there before any table! Then the cunt always runs up like 5x his buyin then loses it if he stays but sometimes he is smart and runs off and dumps it to someone else. I think I am going to take a road trip to the north west of the USA after this WSOP Circuit stuff, so if anyone lives in like Idaho, North Dakota, Oregon, something up there, post here and if I get close to your town I will mooch a drink from you. (you can buy me a drink in other words) and I will sign your hat or girlfriends tits or whatever and you can convince her I am famous !! Will try to post more here, as I always said... I feel bad you all have to listen to Kottons quantum physics for dope heads and moose4lifes monotone whining (tough to be monotone by typing) and jays denial that he is not a bum hunter when all he does is scout games and get mad if you dont tell him where a fish is! Wanna win a MILLION DOLLARS? Ask how in the comment section!

Jay eee el el OH I'm alive

Still not clean! I try! I fail! I am in a non stop break even run - I suck at poker and I am going to win the lottery soon. It is inevitable. - - -Jay you have always been a bum hunter... and no body cares - - Moose, no body cares - -Kotton, no body cares - -Tell me you love me baby. By leaving a comment saying "I Love You Baby" , love ya babes

Back to 25-50, back to a day of running 11k below EV!

11k,below EV, that's not bad, but wtf, i seriously just got back form a 10 day break of cash games, and this crap continues. On my break i won the weekly 215$ Hu at PS, for like 14k.Also was willing to chop with the guy but he apparently thought he was good or something. Funny part was i got sucked out on with over pair vs underpair twice, and still won it. Yes I ran well, like KQ vs 66 and 66 vs KQ. Need to win those.

This hand is great, I am 100% sure he doesn't have an ace, but some type of gutter or medium pair.He timebank calls turn...fish.
***** Hand History for Game 32916464100 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 01:57:32 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32916464) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: moose4life ( $5651.26 USD )
Seat 2: OfficerSnickers ( $8607.65 USD )
OfficerSnickers posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
moose4life posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ 4s 7s ]
OfficerSnickers raises [$75.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$275.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers calls [$225.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ As, 6c, 4d ]
moose4life bets [$365.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$980.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$1535.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers calls [$920.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qd ]
moose4life raises [$3426.26 USD]
OfficerSnickers calls [$3426.26 USD]
moose4life shows [4s, 7s ]
OfficerSnickers shows [5d, 6d ]
** Dealing River ** [ 5s ]
OfficerSnickers wins $11302.02 USD from main pot

cooler

***** Hand History for Game 32918127178 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 02:35:29 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32918127) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: OfficerSnickers ( $5299.50 USD )
Seat 2: moose4life ( $11411.66 USD )
moose4life posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
OfficerSnickers posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ Kc Qc ]
moose4life raises [$75.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$300.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$250.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6c, Qs, Js ]
OfficerSnickers bets [$416.66 USD]
moose4life calls [$416.66 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7c ]
OfficerSnickers bets [$950.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$2770.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$3582.84 USD]
moose4life calls [$1762.84 USD]
OfficerSnickers shows [6s, 6h ]
moose4life shows [Kc, Qc ]
** Dealing River ** [ 9h ]
OfficerSnickers wins $10598.50 USD from main pot

I mean...wtf!

***** Hand History for Game 3291776174 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 02:07:33 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32917761) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: OfficerSnickers ( $5224.50 USD )
Seat 2: moose4life ( $7754.00 USD )
moose4life posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
OfficerSnickers posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ Ah Kd ]
moose4life raises [$75.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$300.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$800.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers calls [$550.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7d, Ad, Qd ]
OfficerSnickers checks
moose4life bets [$925.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$4324.50 USD]
moose4life calls [$3399.50 USD]
OfficerSnickers shows [7s, As ]
moose4life shows [Ah, Kd ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2s ]
** Dealing River ** [ 2c ]
OfficerSnickers wins $10448.50 USD from main pot

cooler?
***** Hand History for Game 3291755465 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 01:51:55 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32917554) (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: moose4life ( $15280.33 USD )
Seat 2: OfficerSnickers ( $5124.50 USD )
moose4life posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
OfficerSnickers posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ Ac Qs ]
moose4life raises [$100.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$350.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$275.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3d, Tc, As ]
OfficerSnickers bets [$500.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$1125.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers calls [$625.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7d ]
OfficerSnickers checks
moose4life bets [$1425.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$3599.50 USD]
moose4life calls [$2174.50 USD]
moose4life shows [Ac, Qs ]
OfficerSnickers shows [Ah, Kc ]
** Dealing River ** [ 9s ]
OfficerSnickers wins $10248.50 USD from main pot
I mean seriously?

***** Hand History for Game 3291755419 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 01:42:39 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32917554) (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: moose4life ( $5898.50 USD )
Seat 2: OfficerSnickers ( $4273.50 USD )
moose4life posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
OfficerSnickers posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ Jh Ah ]
moose4life raises [$100.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$350.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$275.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ad, As, 8s ]
OfficerSnickers bets [$500.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$1225.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$3373.50 USD]
moose4life calls [$2648.50 USD]
moose4life shows [Jh, Ah ]
OfficerSnickers shows [Js, 7s ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 9h ]
** Dealing River ** [ 5s ]
OfficerSnickers wins $8546.50 USD from main pot

justice?
***** Hand History for Game 32918127168 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 02:33:12 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32918127) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: OfficerSnickers ( $6810.73 USD )
Seat 2: moose4life ( $5856.33 USD )
moose4life posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
OfficerSnickers posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ 3s 4s ]
moose4life raises [$75.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers calls [$50.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 5s, 3h, 4c ]
OfficerSnickers checks
moose4life bets [$150.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$450.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$300.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3c ]
OfficerSnickers bets [$733.33 USD]
moose4life raises [$1800.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$5527.40 USD]
moose4life calls [$3506.33 USD]
OfficerSnickers shows [7h, 6d ]
moose4life shows [3s, 4s ]
** Dealing River ** [ 8s ]
OfficerSnickers wins $954.40 USD
moose4life wins $11712.16 USD from main pot

I mean, one time no 6? DIT

***** Hand History for Game 32918127141 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 02:28:20 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32918127) (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: OfficerSnickers ( $7570.31 USD )
Seat 2: moose4life ( $5000.00 USD )
OfficerSnickers posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
moose4life posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ As Kc ]
OfficerSnickers raises [$75.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$300.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$750.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$4650.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers calls [$4150.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers shows [6h, 6s ]
moose4life shows [As, Kc ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ks, Ac, 8d ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3s ]
** Dealing River ** [ 6d ]
moose4life wins $4999.75 USD from main pot
OfficerSnickers wins $4999.75 USD from main pot

***** Hand History for Game 329164648 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 01:39:48 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32916464) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: moose4life ( $5000.00 USD )
Seat 2: OfficerSnickers ( $5449.00 USD )
OfficerSnickers posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
moose4life posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ As Kc ]
OfficerSnickers raises [$75.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$250.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$750.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$1600.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$4599.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$3100.00 USD]
moose4life shows [As, Kc ]
OfficerSnickers shows [Ah, Qh ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9s, 4h, Jh ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 5h ]
** Dealing River ** [ 6c ]
OfficerSnickers wins $449.00 USD
moose4life wins $4999.75 USD from main pot
OfficerSnickers wins $4999.75 USD from main pot

Lost a 5500 pot vs linecrusher homo with AK vs T7 in 4 bet pot, run better.
Lost 2k on the session after flopping a set vs german and playing post flop poker instead of losing every flip. Run better moosey plz.

Polecat

I get insomnia when I don't drink for a few days. Fun shit. Heard something outside at like 3am and found 3 small skunks feeding in my lawn before they scurried under the house. Busted out the trap tonight and just after dark the fucker's loaded with 7 of em, mother included. Lucky for me the mom's being chill (looks only a year or so) and hasn't sprayed. Unfortunately one didn't get in before the trap door fell. I haven't slept in like 40 hours, and I guess it's a good thing I'm not tired. Probably gonna be a long night trying to get the last pup.

*Hypnofold, hypnocall devil, donk, rofl if you're outta the loop. Donk has to be by far one of the funniest emoticons they've come up with

#WINNING


**EDIT**
About 4 hours of sleep finally weeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Last pup skunk morphed into a slightly larger yet not so tight lipped with the sphincter glands skunk so fuck meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

My house smells putrid, but to all of your guys' dismay, I'm clean.

INF BELOW EV!

Been running so bad, but wtf can I honestly do? I mean, I wish I could run like Jay, but play like moosey! Dudu, I feel for ya. Kotton, I feel for ya. Jay, I feel for ya. BUT WHO THE FOK FEELS FOR THE MOOSEY!?!?!!?!?



***** Hand History for Game 32167521655 *****
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, March 04, 06:26:07 ET 2011
Table Mt Rushmore (32167521) (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Seat 2: moose4life ( $18209.08 USD )
Seat 6: bagheeeera ( $18425.75 USD )
bagheeeera posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
moose4life posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ As Ac ]
bagheeeera raises [$125.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$500.00 USD]
bagheeeera raises [$1450.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$3900.00 USD]
bagheeeera raises [$16825.75 USD]
moose4life calls [$13759.08 USD]
moose4life shows [As, Ac ]
bagheeeera shows [8s, Kh ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qd, 8c, 8h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2d ]
** Dealing River ** [ 6d ]
bagheeeera wins $216.67 USD
bagheeeera wins $36417.66 USD from main pot

***** Hand History for Game 3216752116 *****
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, March 04, 03:49:39 ET 2011
Table Mt Rushmore (32167521) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 2: moose4life ( $5448.00 USD )
Seat 6: bagheeeera ( $10125.00 USD )
moose4life posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
bagheeeera posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ Kh Kd ]
moose4life raises [$125.00 USD]
bagheeeera raises [$450.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$1075.00 USD]
bagheeeera calls [$725.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6s, Tc, 2h ]
bagheeeera checks
moose4life bets [$1025.00 USD]
bagheeeera raises [$8900.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$3198.00 USD]
moose4life shows [Kh, Kd ]
bagheeeera shows [Ts, 9s ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 9c ]
** Dealing River ** [ Js ]
bagheeeera wins $4677.00 USD
bagheeeera wins $10895.50 USD from main pot


***** Hand History for Game 32147216247 *****
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, March 04, 05:41:48 ET 2011
Table Las Vegas (32147216) (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Seat 3: moose4life ( $18929.34 USD )
Seat 8: bagheeeera ( $5399.00 USD )
moose4life posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
bagheeeera posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ 6s Ks ]
moose4life raises [$75.00 USD]
bagheeeera raises [$350.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$300.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7s, 6c, Kh ]
bagheeeera bets [$500.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$500.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jc ]
bagheeeera bets [$1220.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$2525.00 USD]
bagheeeera raises [$3279.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$1974.00 USD]
moose4life shows [6s, Ks ]
bagheeeera shows [Kd, 7d ]
** Dealing River ** [ 7c ]
bagheeeera wins $10797.50 USD from main pot

FML

YuuummmDinger

I just got so fucking pwned hu one. One of those times when you see your hand pf and it's in the top tier of hands n then see the 'action' flop knowing you're bout to ship 100+bb his way. FUCKING GOLD!!!!!!!!
So much easier to blog when you're losing....

Lets both benefit and hope I don't blog again soon

WHat do you think?

Uncle moosey here...should i get a prenup if i get married???

I think I am going to become a bumhunter.

What's the point of not being one? The games never go. The 4 guys who aren't bumhunters are super good so never play each other anyway. Games are ruined.


Turn into a nit. Play till fishes bust. Rinse, repeast. Completely suck at life.

/Annoyed

It's fight night BIIITCH

I was going to save myself the embarrassment and eventual berating soon to follow, but what fun would that be?

UFC 126 winners will be

Bader

Franklin

annnnnnnndddddd

BELFORT

That fucking showboating pos Silva is going down!

Hopefully Sailor Jerry doesn't kick my ass tonight

Enjoy ladies

EDIT: When it came down to it I picked Jones to ship the bills my way
EDITEDIT: Urban dictionary's definition of horrible is officially KoTToN.