Thursday, May 26, 2011

My fan club expands

Evidently it's a mass group of one individual in the central US with nothing to do. 2 hours ahead of Cali puts you somewhere in the middle of who gives a fuck your life sucks land. You're more than welcome to come visit San Diego and play. We have good times with foreigners here. Aaannnnnnd the ladies are off the hook, like fucking ridiculous. Way better than those skanky, buck-toothed bitches that inhabit your quaint little town. It's bikini time, and I'm sure you're two piece is a little dusty begging to be hugged around the shell that cradles your warm, kind heart.

You've put a smile on my face with every comment. Haven't had a good laugh in a while. Thanks for posting! Would be epic if you could squander enough time to reach a 100 comments. I'd probably even ship you some pennies to grind with.

Much love,
XOXOXOXOXO

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

sweet post! you my friend are a winner! keep it up while your still alive

Anonymous said...

kotton=dead meat.

Anonymous said...

hey fuck face, did anyone bust a nut in your eye yet?

Anonymous said...

this donk seriously thinks he has a fan club...i love it!!! what kind of a faggot are you?

Anonymous said...

write another sweet post so i can punk your ass even harder you fucking faggot

Anonymous said...

Stalking me at PLO200 now Kotton, eh? Funfunfunfun :)

- FabFierce

Anonymous said...

violin

-Kotton

Anonymous said...

please boot kotton, he is fucking worthless

KoTToN said...

HSNL players could give two shits bout what you think of me. You're wasting energy. Enjoy
-kotton

Anonymous said...

your dead meat! do not go out in public unless you want to get hurt

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