If you accidentally forget your condoms, that you ordered from condommania, at home. It will cost you $5 to buy 3 trojans from a grocery on christopher street. And no contrary to what many of you may think, I do not routinely visit christopher street...it was just the first street I saw with a grocery on the corner.
There is a XXX version of this story which you have to be on my aim list to listen to. Or maybe I should just make a blog dedicated to my love life. The first post would say..."so I induced a chicks period to day..." If you've ever done that, you know what color your hand/other organs become...[insert captain picard facepalm pic]
F MY LIFE
J
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4 comments:
must be tough
Priceless as usual Jay...
PS - New home for my blog is http://onlinepokercircuit.com/imjusthere4thebeer
Talk to ya soon,
Mike - imjusthere4thebeer
delete that shit! fuck you mike, your just here lookin for cock
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