Upcoming Debauchery!

I am going to florida for spring break. With my crazy friends. And if I think they're crazy, you know there's something wrong with them.

I will finish part 2 of the previous entry later. Maybe before I leave, maybe after I return. The good part is, there will probably be lots of ridiculously stupid events that can only happen to me to write about. The bad part is, I probably won't share them here.

Random stuff:

-I dropped like 7k playing horrificccccc a few weeks back. I deserved to lose every penny.

-Yeah, I let depeche on the blog. It was a moment of weakness. I was staying at his house last month for a few days and he whined and begged that dudu was posting and not him. I broke his shower so I figured I'd add him and call it even. Don't worry, I doubt he'll be posting much and he can't possibly suck any more than dudu.

-Speaking of dudu, how in the world does anyone, and I mean anyone actually enjoy his blog? Whenever I see anything written by him, I almost want to apologise to our 3 readers. Almost. OooooOooooooooooooooOOOOOOO. I'm retarded! Let's all wish him well in his roller hockey tournament!

-I'm lifting again...need to get some vanity workouts in before beach season (I bet a whole bunch of dutch carbon players are laughing their faces off right about now). I feel like a little girl...my friend is is pushing 100's for chest press and I'm barely eeking out 70's. This is what happens when you play poker...actually I can't even use that excuse anymore...how much poker have I actually played? This is pitiful.

-I parked on a meter and broke the meter because I'm too cheap and or lazy to pay the 25 cents it would cost me to park for a half hour. And I like breaking meters (which, off the top of my head, is like a 4 figure fine and a criminal offense). So anyway I come back and the meter is broken but theres a ticket on my car...so I go off on a huge tirade of swearing...then I open the ticket and it's a ticket for an expired inspection sticker! Oops.

After 8 months of driving around with an expired inspection sticker, they finally got me. In NYC, you need to pass a vehicle safety inspection every year...it's basically a tax for owning a car...so I just refuse to do them on principle. That is, until they ticket me. The ticket is $65 and the inspection costs $37, but then when you get it done (which you would normally have to anyway), you can mail in a copy of your receipt and they dismiss the ticket. I see it as a win/win situation. 8 months is my new personal record.

When I came to the shop to get the inspection, the mechanics (we all know each other pretty well) started yelling amongst each other that I was finally coming in to get it done even before I told them what I wanted. There was a whole bunch of guys in the shop so one the the mechs grabs me and takes me for show and tell on the account of not being ticketed in NYC for something so obvious for 8 months. The entire shop gave me a round of applause. I don't think they were very genuine.

-My friend B recently got himself a blackberry. If you don't know what it is, it's a candy bar type phone with a full keyboard. The problem is, he doesn't know how to lock the keyboard so it doesn't dial accidentally. What ends up happening is he keeps hitting the speed dial key connected with my number and doesn't realize it. This leads to some very amusing conversations of me listening to him yell the absolute worst obscenities I've ever heard in my life at his employees. I kid you not, some of the stuff he says is probably illegal on 5 continents. It would be frightening if it wasn't so funny.

My life is such a joke. I hate you all.

J

P.s. Someone here ought to ask dudu how he passed 9th grade English.