I'm running awful.

GODddddddddddddddddddddd

I'm annoyed.

I keep value shipping sets into straights, trips into boats and overpairs into bigger overpairs. HGDHJDASKLDAJ

But the biggest problem is I'm value betting stations very thinly because I keep bluffing them and they keep calling. But they keep calling and having it or calling light.

One guy was just sick...he showed me trips or better 9 hands in a row...it was like flush flush straight flush flush...I guess if I wasn't such a monkey I wouldn't even see half of them...but neither would he. of course he spews all my money away to everyone but me the following day.

Oh, that and the constant counterfeiting when I'm deep and I can't get stacks i on flop or turn so they call down and find some kind of miracle flush, straight or 2 pair counter...and I check back 1/2 the time...and bluff the other half...and both are probably awful...I should just mash the fold button without showdown to save myself the aggravation.

And every time I get creative I get shoved on.

The only reason I'm not down 5k every day is because I've been sucking out in all in pots where I have 3 outs preflop. Plus it's 5-10 or lower cause it's so damn hard to get anyone to play me at higher than 5-10...

I guess since you've read all the whining I have to post some actual content? Here's a hand that I found sitting on my hard driver....I think Kotton wanted me to post like 6 months ago...so here you go


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As you can see, we're deep at 3-6 and UTG folds, UTG1 limps, UTG2 limps, who cares what the other fish in the hand do...as I bump it to 36 with KdQc, everybody calls.

We nail the monster flop of 5s9hJs...so we check because we're obv trapping here. UTG1 checks too cause he's trapping as well. Poor total bet fires 111 like he has a set or something. lol? lol.

Yeah right, what set? Time to spring our trap with K high. tree fitty five to go. So i guess this guy really liked his draw and thinks I'm FOS and ships it for nearly 100bb more. So poor totalbet folds his set and I do the only reasonable thing possible...I decide that he's FOS (a really complex formula that involves flipping a quarter then closing my eyes to mash the call button). And ship the 2k pot with K high. Poker's easy.

So there you go Kotton. The hand and the explanation of how to call with K high and win.

I have just decided what I want for my birthday....LOTTERY TICKETS. I just want to win the lotto and quit trying to grind 2k a day. Can one of you, who I have entertained for countless hours with whining, buy me one....just ONE winning lottery ticket? Seriously, if you read this blog, you owe me a lottery ticket for my birthday...otherwise don't come back here.

Also, I will soon release the true story of what happened in vegas last year!

Maybe.

J