Prob going to be my best update all year....

Ok SO

First off, FTP invented this "rush poker" that better not ever make it to 1-2++ or I will shoot myself.

Secondly, FTP killed the euro shortstackers by making tables 35BB minimum

Thirdly, here comes the good updates


I am in Australia, in my hotel room, with the privacy please tag hanging on my door for about 60 hours now.

I am busto, I brought 22k and change, and ran like complete and utter shit, I got here the 16th, was broke late the 19th I believe, maybe the 20th early, not too sure on that.

But anyways, I don't even feel like typing some hands I got fucked on, but of course I did bluff off 8k in what would have been my sickest float ever so I will share this hand even though I got so owned it is not even something I want to share.

I have 75h I 3bet an early open to 150$ or so and get a call.

The guy I 3bet is this SUPER nit and somehow this SUPER NIT has 8k mostly from me already. He is I have no clue where he is from, but I dislike the kid very much from the minute he sits down for some reason. Another guy comes in for the 150 but he is irrelevant so I am not even posting anything about him.

Anyways, flop Kh Qd 6s

pot is around 475

he checks

i bet 240

he raises to 610

I flat, with my mighty 75h

Turn 8d (Kh Qd 6s)

He leads out 1250$

I tank and flat

River Qh

He almost instantly checks, I almost instantly ship, he doesnt almost instantly snap me he just snaps me..... KQ he tables.... I pay him the remainder of I his stack whic hwas like 3300 or something. It was a pretty sick hand, I wish it had worked? Where is my A 4 9 on the river! Maybe he folds to an A on the river idk, he pwned me though....

So anyways I run bad for much of this trip and made that HUGE bluff fail but anyways I am running below EV I am certain, I have had some sick flops go against me. It is truly disgusting because almost all of my double ups I have been behind, but when I am ahead I am just in trouble, I snapped AA with A8s AI pre once?

So now after reading those 2 paragraphs or whatever its safe to say I have played bad, but I have ran equally bad, but have no reason to have lost 22k playing 5-10 in 3 days.....

NOW, for the good part of the story.

My Aunt was coming to Australia anyways so I had my sister run by my house and get 20k for her to bring to me, I should have this $$$ already but I don't my Aunt misses her flight by 5 minutes, wasn't her fault, so she got stranded over night out of town, she has actually had worse luck than me in the last 2 days, I feel bad for her... and I am in a selfishly self centered way right now, so that says a lot....

SO I am scrambling to get money, sell money online, anything, but discretely so I don't look like a degen running around up here, but with no success. So I call my sister again, tell her to go back to my house and grab 10k and wire it to me. So she does, because shes a good sister and knows I am a degenerate and need the money.

So she wires it, and I go to the cage to pick it up this morning, and I can't get it. Apparently my sister had to wire it about 2 hours earlier for it to pass through approval by "the feds" she says so I have no money....

I have tried to Western Union myself money online (also had Jay trying to do this but we failed, for some reason it wouldn't let us and besides I could only have gotten 2k anyways)

I have tried to wire money from my bank account to the hotel I am at.

I tried to pull money out of the cage using my debit card, but they dont allow that in Australia??? wtf?

I have contacted PDC to get me money but was told it wouldn't be able to make it before Sunday or Monday, so oh well....

Tomorrow morning I will have cash.

K for more good parts!

I am paying 20$ an hour to use fucking internet in the hotel, which I have been on quite a bit, I probably have spent 600-800$ using internet in this hotel since I have been here, ridiculous....

So to the most degen part of my trip thus far.

The last 3 mornings I wake up, I walk to the Crown Casino, I pull ouit 400$ (max they let you pull a day here, (oh and I called my bank to have my ATM limits increased but they cant do thato ver the phone)

So I wake up, go pull 400$ out, and I go 400 on black!

Red 3 times..... yay

lol I am stuck probably 27k for the trip, and I am coming out of this bitch even come hell or high water, this has been just a dreadful trip thus far and I am going to turn it around.

I am going to win the main event, win the 5k HU event, and book a winning session on a cash table before I leave!

Chalk it up

oh and Dallas Cowboys, idk if I am glad I didnt get to see you play that game or not.... but it does make me sad you would go out like that.