So I was in Michigan from Friday til Monday for the HPT Season Finale which anyone who won an event during the year got a free tourney buyin and 500$ cash for travel. So I get up there Friday night and there is a dinner for us and an open bar and we get a champions hockey jersey for winning the tourney we won.
So I get pretty hammered at the open bar, and after that we end up leaving with some goober we meet in the casino who like lives in his car I guess (not making fun of him, but he is apparently super stubborn or he wouldn't be living in his car from what I understand) Anyhow we go to some bar called Way Side in CMUs town and this place is just packed with 18 year old girls.... Teeny bopper bar I guess, oh well.
So we ditch this goober up there and end up getting a ride back to the casino from a cab driver. Me and my buddy head back to the room just hammered drunk, I dont remember the cab ride really but I do remember (after being informed the next day by my buddy) that when I got back to the room I go to dive on the bed and completely miss and hit the ground. I guess I was sober enough to do what I did next. I walk out of the room (buddy claims I literally crawled to the door) and I go play Roulette!!!!!! I get to the roulette table and pull out a bundle of 100s I had in my pocket and throw 100$ at a time out on the table and get a black chip and put it on a #, so I drill my # for 3500$ within 10 throws, I think 9 throws if my math was correct the next day then I peel another # within 10 tries, hit another within 10 tries, I dont know how many I hit but I had a 17k stack of purple 500$ chips when it was all said and done, tipped a dealer 500$ and went back to crash.
The next day my buddy wakes up and sees all the purple chips on the night stand and is like WTF!!?!??!? The last thing he told me before I left for roulette the night before was "Don't dude your just going to lose a fuck load of money and be pissed off"
So we go eat and sign up for the tourney whcih I bought him into since I won like 15k playing roulette and the tourney starts up and he is running a big stack up early, catching a lot of hands. He would have been a lot better off if his KK held to JJ and his AA held to QQ deeper in the tourney but hey it happens... Just not to me so early :P I have under 10BBs for literally 3 hours and like 4 levels until I finally catch some love!
I am utg with 9300 chips at 700 1400 blinds with 100 chip ante, I promise when I was utg the next round I had over 90k in chips. I 10x my stack in one round shipped J10 utg won a flip vs 44 then the guy who had the 44 shipped the cutoff on my SB and I SNAP RESHIP with A8 and my A8 holds vs 74, kinda holds? Flop K K 2 - 7 - A so it was interesting. Then AK v AJ for a bit pot, I opened like utg +2 and get 2 flats then a ship, the guy who was 2nd to flat my open shows AQ when he folds and I think fuck, I am up against a pair but guy tables AJ so that was cool.
I make it to day 2 my buddy barely misses the cut and we go off a drinking again, try to go to sleep but couldn't sleep really then 3up shows up to the casino finally at like 4 AM or something stupid when I have to wake up by 8 and we go eat and bullshit for a couple hours, I end up getting to sleep at about 6:45 and wake up at 8:54 cause my alarm does not go off and I have that internal clock going for me atleast.
Well I end up being the leader with 20 left, but literally fuck you Michigan players because you all take like 4 minutes to fold a fucking hand when there isn't even a flop out!?!? Because you all ask for an EXACT CHIP COUNT EVERY TIME SOMEONE MOVES IN EVEN WHEN YOU KNOW YOU ARE NOT CALLING! BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL FUCKING STUPID!
ahhhh
I got 15th and this tourney had the same # of players as the one I won in, when I won we got 6 handed at 12k 24k and were 20 handed at like 4k 8k or so.
They didn't get 6 handed til 50 100k and did not get 20 handed til 10k 20k.... So stupid....
But anyways me and Chris Hanson (one of the TV commentators for the HPT) went and played craps later on (I am belligerantly drunk) and I have no clue how to play, he says he will show me and I pull 1k out of my pocket and say I wanna turn this into 10k or bust it. He ran me up to like 7k or so and that was cool.
Sooo all in all I made around 20k for the trip with like 500-1000 of that being poker! So I am not particularly proud of the trip for what it was supposed to be but hell I will take the profits.
Have not done anything online since really, played a bit won a bit flipping with JayNYC, you guys may have heard of him but I doubt it. I ended up giving him a pity out on it and shipped him half of what he lost back. He kept typing "cry" in the box and I am a sucker for whiners.
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-kotton
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goober? Is that Okie speak for what those that live in a real city call 'gomer'? I thought goobers were chocolate covered peanuts.
Awesome run on true gambling! Congrats.
btw, can't you control your peeps? Or is that Jayspam?
Mik
Yea idk about the spam, and goober is what you call goobers! Nimrod, doofus, goober all the same....
I don't know how they randomly find this blog but oh well... or maybe we put it on there to make traffic seem higher?
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