Can't Sleep Update

So 3up and Jay are just as lazy as me atleast, if not lazier.

Pretty sure 3up has been legally drunk for the last 30 days and lost all ambition to play after his 2 month binge. Jay, is just a hermit except for this coming weekend when he refuses to go to Michigan with me to play an HPT / hang out with 3Up because he has tickets to a fucking Miley Cyrus concert..... Seriously Jay get your shit together...


On the poker news, going to be a little scattered...

First a couple hands from the live tourneys they had in Tulsa (well one hand I remember for sure)

This is at a 5-10 NL table and we are playing with a 25$ straddle

I am the straddle (utg) and pick up 910o

UTG +1 makes it 50$ and 2 others call before it gets to me.

I call the extra 25$

Flop 9h 10d 5s

I check
Initial raiser bets 300$ into 200$ (yesssss)
2 folds then back to me

I make it 750 (this is the 2nd time ive put a small raise in on the guy check raising him on the flop)

(by the way I am 9k deep he is about 5k deep)

He thinks and calls

(in my head I am just going 4 or lower and this guy is fucked)

TURN - 2s (yahtzee)

I pause and debate my options (I had been caught bluffing a kid earlier by grabbing all my bills and sliding them across the table neatly- this is what the plan was)

About 2k in the pot and I slide 8k worth of bills across the table and he SNAPS me

I instantly turn my hand over to show him that, well.... he got pwned...

River Kd (i wince a bit cause I know he has AA KK QQ)

He grabs his hand and yells "YOU JUST GOT FUCKED!!!!!" (dudes like 50.... and yells this...)

So I ship him the pot cause he has KK obv..... yay.


So that pot cost me about 5k and I was stuck about that at the end of that sitting..

Another hand I will mention was at a 2-5 table (5-10 wasnt too often the tourneys sucked this year)

I am hammered drunk for this hand...

I am about 2k deep on a 2-5 game and I get A7h

I open button , the SB calls the BB folds and the straddle 3bets me.... We are all pretty deep

I call

SB Calls

FLOP A 5 6 with 2 spades

SB Checks Straddle bets 125$

I call

SB raises to 400$ with about 1000 behind.

Straddle agonizes folding his AK (so I know an ace is dead now!)

So gets to me, and I SHIP SHIP SHIP!

I get snapped by 66

Turn 4

River 3

SHABOOOM! lol

The guy was pretty pissed and informed atleast 10 people within 30 feet of the table about the hand and I heard a lot about it for the next couple hours, even from people not at the table.... Just what I like is strangers askin me if I was the kid with the A7! YEE HAW go fk yourselves I sucked out.


Ok, so I also played the 2100$ buyin tourney up there, which pulled a massive field of 21 players! (this was the only tourney I played)

But amongst the 21 players were some big names! Eric "Rizen" Lynch and ....... (drum roll) JAMIE EFFIN GOLD!

JAMIE GOLD YES I SAID JAMIE GOLD

Oh how I wanted to bring up how so many people from PDC/Carbon fked him up while he was with Acedpoker.com or whatever. But I just couldn't because he looked like a train wreck. He's a nice guy, but pretty sheepish for someone who won 12M, rough road down I guess...

But anyway one hand with him, we are down to like 8 in that 2100$ buyin and Jamie opens and I ship over the top of him. He asks for a count and I count it for him and go about my business, about 20 seconds go by and I look over at Jamie to see wtf is takin so long. This guy is staring me in the eyes, dead in the eyes.... I stare back for like 5 seconds before I start to grin, then smile, then laugh, literally laughing because he won't quit staring me in the eyes. I lose my composure and I say to him "Sorry man I just didnt wake up today thinking I was gonna have Jamie Gold attempt to soul read me"

He folded..... and later I was telling the table that I was laughing because I failed to see what kind of info he was going to gain staring me in the eyes, and what the rat on the wheel in his head was doing.

He busted shortly after squeezing with A2o, I took 3rd (paid 3) for like 7600, lost a stupid hand to get short but oh well..


Ummm my birthday was about a week ago I think, the 9th whenever that was. So for my birthday I rented the VIP section at a club at Hard Rock Casino in Tulsa called Friction, bottle service the works...

So about 3 hours into the night I guess I accidentally elbow a girl or something, (i was told by the girls friend that I never hit her) and then proceed to get a drink thrown on me, security comes and kicks me out of my own fucking VIP when I paid for the fucking thing, without ever hearing a word I have to say, so I dropped about 1600$ on this and get kicked out... I don't even know if anyone there even requested more bottles that I paid for... So yea, that was my birthday..

Oh I rented a 400$ hotel room at the place and I went up to it after kicked out and broke my phone against a wall and then left and drove home.... Boy those maids were in for it in the morning! The towels are hung the bed is made but a few pieces of cellphone to pick up!

So there is this new guy on PDC/Carbon named Colberz20.... watch out for this kid, he is a young up and comer, he is the real mccoy. If you ever see him on the tables mention me and get a free double cheeseburger from McDonalds (limited to one per tourney/cash sitting)

Ummmmmmm I just swapped 10k of my valuable PS money for 10k on FTP and blew it all in about an hour, I fuckin hate that site so so much I just automatically play bad on it. I don't know what it is, but I just play so bad on there. So I am torn what to do about it.

Other than that, online is goin good last few weeks, always on the climb Jerry is back the birds are chirpin the sun is shining and all that good stuff.

Jay owes an update, and so does 3up to explain why he needs to drink so much.

Out