Sunday Salvaged!

Thought this was going to be a horrible Sunday of online poker (as usual) Busted all the 200$ buyins in a matter of minutes. Though I only play on FT due to the fact that I am banned from Stars for colluding in a 5$ sitgo 3 years ago with a friend from school, and they won't seem to consider reinstating me despite how much rake I pay and the fact that I play for income now and how also I was just a virgin to poker and had no clue this would affect me later. But oh well.

So I play about 3000$ worth of buyins on Full Tilt, needless to say I was stuck 4500$ (inc my 45 mans I was playing) within 2-3 hours, no cashes in anything, busted the 750K 5 minutes into the 2nd hour, busted the mulligan 5th or 6th hand spite raising the BB from the SB I limped with 99, he raises 3X and I make it 999 to go he pushes A10 and spikes flop. The 65K I busted midway through stealing the buttons raise with QJ but woops the BB has AA, obv.....

So I win a couple 45 mans and cash another one which added almost 3000$ back to my account, then I ran deep in 2 other tourneys, nothing big, one of the Big Doubles I am 3rd of 10 and tangle with what I thought was 2 overs and a flush draw, but it was actually just a flush draw when the initial raiser spikes a set of deuces, I finish 10th since I could not double up after that. Then in the Turbo Fiddy (gangster name IMO) I finish 11th when I run Q10 from the button (5 handed on my table) into , you guessed it AA, GG me.

Then I played the 20K on .com and had 8K at break and was out before the 2nd level of the 2nd hour started, actually the very first hand of the 2nd level of the 2nd hour is when I busted.

And won a descent chunk playing some 2-4 PLO8, one insanely sick hand in my favor (very first hand I played- I also posted the BB out of the blinds to come into the hand too)

I am dealt AcAdJc6d

UTG makes it 12$ to go, below the pot, I just call and remember thinking to myself "I never ever flop the ace when I don't raise" (im a theorist and skeptic of online poker though I play religiously)

1 other caller from the SB.

FLOP - As Kd 7d

YAHTZEE Top set and nut flush draw, no low draw can make me sit back for now, for once I AM FREEROLLING WITH TOP SET.

SB Checks, UTG Pots for 42$

I repot for 168$

HE REPOTS! So I get in for my 800$ (was a deep table)

He calls and shows Ah Kh 2s 4c

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Board runs (As Kd 7d) - 4c (pairs him, still no low) - 9s!!!!!!!! SCOOOOP!

Such a sick hand though, I would have wet myself with his hand there, no way he can expect to be in such bad shape just hoping for a chop to live.

So Somehow today I salvage the brutality to only be down 1k. I feel lucky though it could have been a good profit day if I catch a couple breaks late in tourneys.

In other news, I got to sit next to Clonie Gowen at a 1-2 table a couple weeks ago, she is so hot.... Prob cause she plays poker and looks "good" which makes her "hot" she is apparently going to be the spokesperson for the casino they just built here, and they are supposed to be in talks with WPT to get set up on the tour. (I dont believe this will happen since this casino is 90 minutes + from the nearest airport)

I am a hermit, my life is filled with Madden and online poker and going to the Indian Casinos and drinking way too much giving hillbillies 200$ at a time while they trash talk me (because I am loud and ruin the friendly game environment with my eratic betting styles) Ohhhh if they only knew I was a micro baller online. I live a shitty life right now. Thought I would throw this paragraph in here.

Fuck you all

PS: If anyone plays madden on PS3 (online) comment with ur username and I will pwn on you.

PPS: If you are going to comment about madden, and you run the same play everytime and use hurryup to do it everytime, then fuck you don't comment.

PPPS: Go ahead and comment because you will be easy to beat.