Funniest HU Session EVER on FT

Ok these hands are in order, I didnt play more than 70 hands with him ,ummmm I am not spacing the histories cause I am too lazy to space 10 of them, you can still read them, I previewed them, it is not too bad.

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Full Tilt Poker Game #8413114359: Table Aire (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 7:18:31 ET - 2008/10/09Seat 1: DimJarnaby35 ($208)Seat 2: PrettyMariacci ($212)DimJarnaby35 posts the small blind of $1PrettyMariacci posts the big blind of $2The button is in seat #1*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to DimJarnaby35 [9c 2d]DimJarnaby35 raises to $6PrettyMariacci raises to $20DimJarnaby35 raises to $67.75PrettyMariacci raises to $212, and is all inDimJarnaby35 adds $59.75DimJarnaby35 foldsUncalled bet of $144.25 returned to PrettyMariacciPrettyMariacci mucksPrettyMariacci wins the pot ($135.50)*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $135.50 Rake $0Seat 1: DimJarnaby35 (small blind) folded before the FlopSeat 2: PrettyMariacci (big blind) collected ($135.50), mucked


(So I was doing this for the first few hands)

Full Tilt Poker Game #8413117360: Table Aire (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 7:19:05 ET - 2008/10/09Seat 1: DimJarnaby35 ($206)Seat 2: PrettyMariacci ($273.75)DimJarnaby35 posts the small blind of $1PrettyMariacci posts the big blind of $2The button is in seat #1*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to DimJarnaby35 [Tc 2s]DimJarnaby35 raises to $6PrettyMariacci raises to $20DimJarnaby35 raises to $67.75PrettyMariacci raises to $273.75, and is all inDimJarnaby35 calls $138.25, and is all inPrettyMariacci shows [9s 9d]DimJarnaby35 shows [Tc 2s]Uncalled bet of $67.75 returned to PrettyMariacci*** FLOP *** [As Ah 3d]*** TURN *** [As Ah 3d] [6d]*** RIVER *** [As Ah 3d 6d] [Ks]PrettyMariacci shows two pair, Aces and NinesDimJarnaby35 shows a pair of AcesPrettyMariacci wins the pot ($411.50) with two pair, Aces and NinesDimJarnaby35 adds $200*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $412 Rake $0.50Board: [As Ah 3d 6d Ks]Seat 1: DimJarnaby35 (small blind) showed [Tc 2s] and lost with a pair of AcesSeat 2: PrettyMariacci (big blind) showed [9s 9d] and won ($411.50) with two pair, Aces and Nines

Full Tilt Poker Game #8413119584: Table Aire (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 7:19:29 ET - 2008/10/09Seat 1: DimJarnaby35 ($200)Seat 2: PrettyMariacci ($479.25)PrettyMariacci posts the small blind of $1DimJarnaby35 posts the big blind of $2The button is in seat #2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to DimJarnaby35 [6h 2c]PrettyMariacci raises to $6DimJarnaby35 raises to $20PrettyMariacci calls $14*** FLOP *** [8c Ad 3d]DimJarnaby35 bets $20PrettyMariacci raises to $80DimJarnaby35 adds $40DimJarnaby35 foldsUncalled bet of $60 returned to PrettyMariacciPrettyMariacci mucksPrettyMariacci wins the pot ($79.50)*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $80 Rake $0.50Board: [8c Ad 3d]Seat 1: DimJarnaby35 (big blind) folded on the FlopSeat 2: PrettyMariacci (small blind) collected ($79.50), mucked

Full Tilt Poker Game #8413129735: Table Aire (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 7:21:23 ET - 2008/10/09Seat 1: DimJarnaby35 ($238)Seat 2: PrettyMariacci ($479.75)PrettyMariacci posts the small blind of $1DimJarnaby35 posts the big blind of $2The button is in seat #2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to DimJarnaby35 [5s 8h]PrettyMariacci raises to $6DimJarnaby35 raises to $20PrettyMariacci calls $14*** FLOP *** [7s 3c 5h]DimJarnaby35 bets $20PrettyMariacci calls $20*** TURN *** [7s 3c 5h] [Kd]DimJarnaby35 bets $40PrettyMariacci calls $40*** RIVER *** [7s 3c 5h Kd] [9s]DimJarnaby35 bets $80PrettyMariacci calls $80*** SHOW DOWN ***DimJarnaby35 shows [5s 8h] a pair of FivesPrettyMariacci shows [8c Kh] a pair of KingsPrettyMariacci wins the pot ($319.50) with a pair of KingsDimJarnaby35 adds $122*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $320 Rake $0.50Board: [7s 3c 5h Kd 9s]Seat 1: DimJarnaby35 (big blind) showed [5s 8h] and lost with a pair of FivesSeat 2: PrettyMariacci (small blind) showed [8c Kh] and won ($319.50) with a pair of Kings

Full Tilt Poker Game #8413140363: Table Aire (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 7:23:23 ET - 2008/10/09Seat 1: DimJarnaby35 ($237)Seat 2: PrettyMariacci ($601.25)DimJarnaby35 posts the small blind of $1PrettyMariacci posts the big blind of $2The button is in seat #1*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to DimJarnaby35 [Qd 2h]DimJarnaby35 raises to $6PrettyMariacci calls $4*** FLOP *** [9h Ah 7c]PrettyMariacci checksDimJarnaby35 bets $8PrettyMariacci raises to $30DimJarnaby35 raises to $54PrettyMariacci raises to $595.25, and is all inDimJarnaby35 adds $23DimJarnaby35 foldsUncalled bet of $541.25 returned to PrettyMariacciPrettyMariacci mucksPrettyMariacci wins the pot ($119.50)*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $120 Rake $0.50Board: [9h Ah 7c]Seat 1: DimJarnaby35 (small blind) folded on the FlopSeat 2: PrettyMariacci (big blind) collected ($119.50), mucked

Full Tilt Poker Game #8413146031: Table Aire (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 7:24:28 ET - 2008/10/09Seat 1: DimJarnaby35 ($239.50)Seat 2: PrettyMariacci ($620.75)PrettyMariacci posts the small blind of $1DimJarnaby35 posts the big blind of $2The button is in seat #2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to DimJarnaby35 [8h 2d]PrettyMariacci raises to $6DimJarnaby35 raises to $20PrettyMariacci calls $14*** FLOP *** [Jd Tc Qs]DimJarnaby35 bets $20PrettyMariacci calls $20*** TURN *** [Jd Tc Qs] [6h]DimJarnaby35 bets $40PrettyMariacci calls $40*** RIVER *** [Jd Tc Qs 6h] [Ac]DimJarnaby35 bets $80PrettyMariacci calls $80*** SHOW DOWN ***DimJarnaby35 shows [8h 2d] Ace Queen highPrettyMariacci shows [Jc 9c] a pair of JacksPrettyMariacci wins the pot ($319.50) with a pair of JacksDimJarnaby35 adds $120.50*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $320 Rake $0.50Board: [Jd Tc Qs 6h Ac]Seat 1: DimJarnaby35 (big blind) showed [8h 2d] and lost with Ace Queen high



Now it turns aroudn, chip counts
Seat 1: DimJarnaby35 ($200)Seat 2: PrettyMariacci ($780.25)

Full Tilt Poker Game #8413158865: Table Aire (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 7:26:52 ET - 2008/10/09Seat 1: DimJarnaby35 ($273)Seat 2: PrettyMariacci ($705.25)DimJarnaby35 posts the small blind of $1PrettyMariacci posts the big blind of $2The button is in seat #1*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to DimJarnaby35 [6h 7d]DimJarnaby35 raises to $6PrettyMariacci calls $4*** FLOP *** [9h 9d 3d]PrettyMariacci checksDimJarnaby35 bets $8PrettyMariacci calls $8*** TURN *** [9h 9d 3d] [Ah]PrettyMariacci checksDimJarnaby35 bets $20PrettyMariacci calls $20*** RIVER *** [9h 9d 3d Ah] [3h]PrettyMariacci checksDimJarnaby35 bets $40PrettyMariacci calls $40*** SHOW DOWN ***DimJarnaby35 shows [6h 7d] two pair, Nines and ThreesPrettyMariacci shows [Th Kd] two pair, Nines and ThreesPrettyMariacci ties for the pot ($73.75) with two pair, Nines and ThreesDimJarnaby35 ties for the pot ($73.75) with two pair, Nines and Threes*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $148 Rake $0.50Board: [9h 9d 3d Ah 3h]Seat 1: DimJarnaby35 (small blind) showed [6h 7d] and won ($73.75) with two pair, Nines and ThreesSeat 2: PrettyMariacci (big blind) showed [Th Kd] and won ($73.75) with two pair, Nines and Threes

Full Tilt Poker Game #8413165875: Table Aire (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 7:28:11 ET - 2008/10/09Seat 1: DimJarnaby35 ($295.75)Seat 2: PrettyMariacci ($681)PrettyMariacci posts the small blind of $1DimJarnaby35 posts the big blind of $2The button is in seat #2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to DimJarnaby35 [6c 4d]PrettyMariacci raises to $6DimJarnaby35 raises to $20PrettyMariacci calls $14*** FLOP *** [Qc Ad Tc]DimJarnaby35 bets $20PrettyMariacci calls $20*** TURN *** [Qc Ad Tc] [Td]DimJarnaby35 bets $40PrettyMariacci calls $40*** RIVER *** [Qc Ad Tc Td] [8h]DimJarnaby35 bets $200PrettyMariacci foldsUncalled bet of $200 returned to DimJarnaby35DimJarnaby35 mucksDimJarnaby35 wins the pot ($159.50)*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $160 Rake $0.50Board: [Qc Ad Tc Td 8h]Seat 1: DimJarnaby35 (big blind) collected ($159.50), muckedSeat 2: PrettyMariacci (small blind) folded on the River



Full Tilt Poker Game #8413172149: Table Aire (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 7:29:22 ET - 2008/10/09Seat 1: DimJarnaby35 ($361.25)Seat 2: PrettyMariacci ($614.50)PrettyMariacci posts the small blind of $1DimJarnaby35 posts the big blind of $2The button is in seat #2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to DimJarnaby35 [Qc 8s]PrettyMariacci raises to $6DimJarnaby35 raises to $20PrettyMariacci calls $14*** FLOP *** [9c 3s Qs]DimJarnaby35 bets $20PrettyMariacci calls $20*** TURN *** [9c 3s Qs] [Td]DimJarnaby35 bets $40PrettyMariacci calls $40*** RIVER *** [9c 3s Qs Td] [Qd]DimJarnaby35 bets $200PrettyMariacci calls $200*** SHOW DOWN ***DimJarnaby35 shows [Qc 8s] three of a kind, QueensPrettyMariacci mucksDimJarnaby35 wins the pot ($559.50) with three of a kind, Queens*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $560 Rake $0.50Board: [9c 3s Qs Td Qd]Seat 1: DimJarnaby35 (big blind) showed [Qc 8s] and won ($559.50) with three of a kind, QueensSeat 2: PrettyMariacci (small blind) mucked [Jc Th] - two pair, Queens and Tens


Full Tilt Poker Game #8413175758: Table Aire (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 7:30:03 ET - 2008/10/09Seat 1: DimJarnaby35 ($634.75)Seat 2: PrettyMariacci ($340.50)PrettyMariacci posts the small blind of $1DimJarnaby35 posts the big blind of $2The button is in seat #2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to DimJarnaby35 [2c 7c]PrettyMariacci raises to $6DimJarnaby35 raises to $20PrettyMariacci calls $14*** FLOP *** [2s 2h Td]DimJarnaby35 bets $20PrettyMariacci calls $20*** TURN *** [2s 2h Td] [Kh]DimJarnaby35 bets $40PrettyMariacci calls $40*** RIVER *** [2s 2h Td Kh] [3h]DimJarnaby35 bets $500PrettyMariacci calls $260.50, and is all inUncalled bet of $239.50 returned to DimJarnaby35*** SHOW DOWN ***DimJarnaby35 shows [2c 7c] three of a kind, TwosPrettyMariacci mucksDimJarnaby35 wins the pot ($680.50) with three of a kind, TwosPrettyMariacci adds $200*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $681 Rake $0.50Board: [2s 2h Td Kh 3h]Seat 1: DimJarnaby35 (big blind) showed [2c 7c] and won ($680.50) with three of a kind, TwosSeat 2: PrettyMariacci (small blind) mucked [Ks Qs] - two pair, Kings and Twos


I like my VBet here

Full Tilt Poker Game #8413194350: Table Aire (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 7:33:34 ET - 2008/10/09Seat 1: DimJarnaby35 ($1,077.25)Seat 2: PrettyMariacci ($202)PrettyMariacci posts the small blind of $1DimJarnaby35 posts the big blind of $2The button is in seat #2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to DimJarnaby35 [9h Kh]PrettyMariacci raises to $6DimJarnaby35 raises to $20PrettyMariacci calls $14*** FLOP *** [9d 3c Ah]DimJarnaby35 bets $20PrettyMariacci calls $20*** TURN *** [9d 3c Ah] [Jc]DimJarnaby35 checksPrettyMariacci checks*** RIVER *** [9d 3c Ah Jc] [5d]DimJarnaby35 bets $40PrettyMariacci calls $40*** SHOW DOWN ***DimJarnaby35 shows [9h Kh] a pair of NinesPrettyMariacci mucksDimJarnaby35 wins the pot ($159.50) with a pair of NinesPrettyMariacci adds $78*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $160 Rake $0.50Board: [9d 3c Ah Jc 5d]Seat 1: DimJarnaby35 (big blind) showed [9h Kh] and won ($159.50) with a pair of NinesSeat 2: PrettyMariacci (small blind) mucked [9s 8s] - a pair of Nines

Full Tilt Poker Game #8413200916: Table Aire (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 7:34:49 ET - 2008/10/09Seat 1: DimJarnaby35 ($1,163.25)Seat 2: PrettyMariacci ($200)DimJarnaby35 posts the small blind of $1PrettyMariacci posts the big blind of $2The button is in seat #1*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to DimJarnaby35 [As Qd]DimJarnaby35 raises to $6PrettyMariacci raises to $20DimJarnaby35 raises to $67.75PrettyMariacci raises to $200, and is all inDimJarnaby35 calls $132.25PrettyMariacci shows [Ad Ts]DimJarnaby35 shows [As Qd]*** FLOP *** [3c 3d 5d]*** TURN *** [3c 3d 5d] [9s]*** RIVER *** [3c 3d 5d 9s] [Ac]PrettyMariacci shows two pair, Aces and ThreesDimJarnaby35 shows two pair, Aces and ThreesDimJarnaby35 wins the pot ($399.50) with two pair, Aces and ThreesPrettyMariacci adds $200*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $400 Rake $0.50Board: [3c 3d 5d 9s Ac]Seat 1: DimJarnaby35 (small blind) showed [As Qd] and won ($399.50) with two pair, Aces and ThreesSeat 2: PrettyMariacci (big blind) showed [Ad Ts] and lost with two pair, Aces and Threes


Full Tilt Poker Game #8413221419: Table Aire (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 7:38:44 ET - 2008/10/09Seat 1: DimJarnaby35 ($1,400.25)Seat 2: PrettyMariacci ($203.50)PrettyMariacci posts the small blind of $1DimJarnaby35 posts the big blind of $2The button is in seat #2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to DimJarnaby35 [8c 8h]PrettyMariacci raises to $6DimJarnaby35 has 15 seconds left to actDimJarnaby35 raises to $1,006PrettyMariacci adds $2.50PrettyMariacci foldsUncalled bet of $1,000 returned to DimJarnaby35DimJarnaby35 mucksDimJarnaby35 wins the pot ($12)*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $12 Rake $0Seat 1: DimJarnaby35 (big blind) collected ($12), muckedSeat 2: PrettyMariacci (small blind) folded before the Flop

I did the $1006 to go prob 5 or 6 times with no calls then I left... he is probably pretty steamed lol

and do not worry I will never post this many hands again. I appreciate your time if you read them all.

If you did not read them all and started back up right here, you are shit out of luck, I am not posting anymore.