Wednesday, May 14, 2008

People come here and leave comments!

That's impressive. Too bad they're all stupid.

Take this one for example:

"Just checking in on you spammer. You will let you guard down eventually and I will find out who you are and crush you...I do not easy forget people that have spoken against me LOL. You thought you were some big "rakeback" guy but your just a little fish loser. At least i get the last laugh...oh yeah, your blog violates at least 3 rules in the Blogger TOS...I am reporting you so if you can afford the $50 to set up a real blog than good for you lol."

This woman has got to be one of the absolute dumbest people I have ever met online. Considering I have been playing online poker for god knows how long now, that is an incredible feat. She's been upset with me for at least six months now (probably more) because I was talking about rakeback. I actually didn't even remember who she was until one day I back tracked some blog posts and read an old one that mentioned her. So apparently she runs some horrific paintbrush website that was put together after finishing a course on web design and air conditioning repair, where she steals news, strategy, and various other content from real websites, respewes it in broken English and plasters it all over the web like her own work. Then she puts up links to freerolls in hopes that random fish will sign up, deposit, and earn her some affiliate revenue. In other words, her only goal in life is to milk poker players for every bit of their rake and suck them dry without giving anything in return. Then she gets all upset when they tell her to go f herself and sign up with a rakeback affiliate. Boohoo. Here's a tissue, retard.

Now she's waging war against me by reporting my blog. Oh no.

Dear whatever your name was:

If I cared at all about your pathetic existence, I'd put your name, social security number and those videos from mardi gras you have hidden in your closet all over the internet. Tell you what, I'll even help you out. I'm too lazy to dig up your website URL, but if you come back here, leave it in the comments, I promise you I will link it and send over the 3.5 people who read this site to sign up for your freerolls. We'll generate you $5 in rake, while players like 3up continue putting up 15k a month for me.

And now this:

"hi there I there I know exactly what you mean ak vs fishes q6 who was the bb i make big raise preflop 4k fish moves in for 10k just cos i got postion ! and willing to put his whole stake on on his gut that im just aking a move with no ggod cards. The fact I have been playing tight and not made no moves was irrelevant obv. runner runner 1 card flush draw for him. another aq vs a2 was a raise b4 me i call in sb. bb calls as well flop comes rainbow with an A I push for 2k rasier folds bb calls runner runner 22 he makes full. My confidence is so low now after lossing 12k that I am now being walked over so I begin 2 tilt end up costing me another 10k my entire bankroll!
Aftermonths of hard work with an initial investment of 1k. I am know question was it worth all the time I put in when there is absoultly nothing you can do to prevent this."


Wow. Look at this fish here telling me his life story. Just wow. Is he serious? Coming over here to tell me about losing 10k? You'd think he was a blog contributer! Does he not realize that we don't care? Does he not realize that I care more about me losing a nickel than him losing $50,000? Is this not self explanatory? The balls on this guy! I wish I could ban certain people from accessing this blog.

Dear fish:

I don't care. In fact, I wouldn't have even published your comment if I didn't need it to make a point. Please never visit this blog again. Thanks.




Other noteworthy things:

1. I chucked off another 6k playing Blackj[cr]ack
2. Immediately after dropping 6k on BJ, I banned myself from playing casino games.
3. Looks like we're all going to be in vegas for the series and possibly will be hitting up the UFC event.
4. Two girls have been asking me to go camping. It will be myself and 4 girls in 1 tent. They promised to share their sleeping bag with me. I'm undecided.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Dear Anonymous Fish,

I care, keep commenting.

ThreeUp3Down said...

Dear Anonymous Fish,

I care (not really but I don't care about my own shit either), keep leaving comments.

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