I almost set my house on fire playing poker.

Had 2 mega donks heads up and not only did I have to urinate into a jar, but also threw some food into the microwave and was too lazy to take it out of the container so I set the thing for like 2 minutes cause I figured it'd need more tiem since it was in a container and ran back to play the donks.

Long story short a fire began in the microwave and must have gone for like a good minute. Good thing it didn't spread.

I ghaven't slept in 18 hours.

Weeeeeeeee.