Poker

BAHAHAHAHA

Won a 14k coin flip. Finished session 5k below ev.

How does this happen?


Also I seem to have made a new friend. There's a railbird that likes to run around the mid high stakes games and tell people how good they're running. That is his entire MO. He just joins tables and if he sees anyone winning, he starts spamming the chat about how hot they're running and what fish they are and how they're going busto as soon as the heater ends. He's taken a particularly liking to me (obv because of how hot I run...that's sarcasm for those of you who are slow) and taunts me every chance he gets. It's awesome. I feel like he is my #1 fan. I am definitely his number 1 fan. He amuses me like no other. Too bad I can't tell him because I have a chat ban. Bahahahaha. Poker.


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Gobble Gobble Fucksticks

I win the poll, but what do I win?

Busted 3x, surprised?...thank god they're accepting credit again. One day Moose, one day.

I'm drooling, and a ghost in my house doesn't like NWA's 'Fuck The Police.' Please refrain from throwing my phone again unless you actually hit me; I thought we got a long mr ghost.

More Graphs, more whining

I think this is like 35-40k hands at 5-10, rest at 3-6, 10-20, 25-50.

It seems hands cannot hold at all. My play has deteriorated to open tables, go straight to massive tilt.

Why did I come back to poker?

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