Evidently it's a mass group of one individual in the central US with nothing to do. 2 hours ahead of Cali puts you somewhere in the middle of who gives a fuck your life sucks land. You're more than welcome to come visit San Diego and play. We have good times with foreigners here. Aaannnnnnd the ladies are off the hook, like fucking ridiculous. Way better than those skanky, buck-toothed bitches that inhabit your quaint little town. It's bikini time, and I'm sure you're two piece is a little dusty begging to be hugged around the shell that cradles your warm, kind heart.
You've put a smile on my face with every comment. Haven't had a good laugh in a while. Thanks for posting! Would be epic if you could squander enough time to reach a 100 comments. I'd probably even ship you some pennies to grind with.
Much love,
XOXOXOXOXO
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