Vegas

Ton's of stuff to write about but I don't feel like it so I'll keep it brief.
3:30 am

Just finished packing for vegas. Flying in tomorrow, meeting up with dudu who's coming in 2 hours before me.

Depeche bailed out on us. Pussy.

Cadderly, the fat Danish will be there, so that should be fun. Couple of girls from NY flying in too.

Bought myself a bunch of $125 t-shirts. Don't know why. I went to buy jeans and didn't buy a single pair. Great.

I picked up 4 girls on saturday night in the span of 2 hours. Two in the span of 10 minutes and they were right next to each other. Decent night's work.

We have, in mixed order:

1. A waitress - lots of points for this one. She's cute, a waitress (nightlife service very difficult to pick up usually) and has a boyfriend. Short, blonde.

2. A dental assistant - cute, I can't judge her body...one of those have to see her naked or in different clothes chicks. Has a nose ring so deducting points there but pleasant girl. Blonde

3. A stripper, i think - She hasn't told me she's a stripper yet but I'm pretty sure she is. Decent looking, great body. Marginal personality. Tall.

4. Unknown - not very attractive while sober, unknown body but educated guess leans towards a negative. Only picked her up because I was winging for a dood I knew who was hitting on her much much much omg so much uglier sister. Don't know what he was thinking. Chick gave me her number while witnessing me kick game to the waitress. Cool. If she's down like that, I'm all for it. Tall.

Dropped 11 dimes fathers day playing 10-20. Ran bad, played bad. Figure I shoulda lost about 6. Bluffed a bunch of big pots and got looked up but don't really regret any of the plays. Played bad in the medium pots and non showdown.

Played 50k 3 weeks in a row. God what an easy tourny. Ft'd once, cashed the other 2x.

Last one ran my AA into KK, Board came xxK, turn A, river K. Meh, 2 tables left i win that pot, i win prob win the tournament. They are just so bad.

Busted TT vs 99 when appropriately the 9 flopped.


Now I can't decide between calling the stripper and going to sleep.

Our readers suck.

J

I can teach a blind deaf mute how to pick up women.

The title says it all.

Running Colllllld

Well I was running good pre Vegas and for a couple days after Vegas. But now I am just ice cold.

I have been playing poorly also and playing poorly and running poorly = disaster.

I have especially been playing bad vs Jerry. But I think I have my head straight again. Hopefully.

Ummmmmm I am on a whoppin 5 hockey teams now. So I may be in shape soon, but I won't quit smoking!

But seriously I am running REALLY bad.......

I am back... and slow

So Vegas was not too shabby, a couple of players from PDC out there, no cash players though. LTUFlawless and Sliekas. Both difficult to understand at times but nice fellas. Sliekas was my drinkin buddy, guy is a trooper.

Poker side of Vegas, didn't get into event 4, prob glad I didn't though I would have just donked out anyways. I played a 1500$ PLO event, which my AA92 with one suit got busted when I got my last 24 BB in pre (which was avg stack anyways) vs KKJJ one suit. I was slight favorite at like 61-39 but didn't manage to squeak on by.

The cash games were good once again, though there were two nights I was way too drunk to be playing and those two nights cost me roughly 3500$ and another night, beyond the tables cost me over 3K which was a bad bad night..... Strip club rocked my world. All I want to reminisce about that.

Had some other good nights though and ended up down about 3k for the trip thanks to some crafty roulette play and 2 good nights on 2-5. And my only 5-10 session was a bad drunk night where I was up well at 2-5 then the 5-10 game finally got enough players to run so I moved and just gave my $$ away.

Why wasn't I playing 5-10 in Vegas? Well I played at the MGM cause it was walking distance, and last year had a soft 5-10 going every time I went in, I guess since it was early in the series it was not as happening, though the games were insanely soft 5-10 only snapped off twice while I was there.

Debating going back out later this month but it is doubtful. I figure I will prob find a house to rent/own undecided yet on that, own sounds better but for my complex situation I don't think it is. Tax man would find me super quick if I buy, so I gotta get some shit straight with a quickness. Then I prob won't have enough money to even think about buying but oh well. Dead end street for anothe year I guess. And also buying a new vehicle soon. Yay.

Ummm, have not played too much since I have been back, I played a few drunk sessions from Vegas and turned up about 13K somehow, which I will gladly take so the past week hasn't been all bad.

Now I am on 4 hockey teams coming up in 2 weeks or so, so I am going to be super busy with that 4-5 days a week sometimes. But I could always use the excercise.

Ummm nothin else really I see Jay has given up posting... bastard..