Do we owe you money?

We owe everyone money, and most likely owe you money, but due to the recent influx of excessive paperworked spawned from poker.com's horrible attempt at recording hand histories - (we now log each hand on our own, using a pen and carbon paper, then mail them off to each other) We may have lost the details of the money we owe you.
If this applies to you, please send a postage paid envelope with your name, address, and the amount we owe you to

Fcukmoney
C/O JayNYC
New York, New York

Also include $49.95 to cover all handling charges and the "stupid tax".

Truckin fools from the button yo~

CTS plays well. In fact, he plays so freaking well that it's possible he's on a level that I will never achieve. Not only does this make me depressed, it makes me want to forever quit poker. That's how ridiculously good the kid is.

Meanwhile...while CTS trucks fools from the button, I bulldoze fishbowls from UTG baby - cause thats how we roll! Holla @ me and my new line of 3betting a lead and a raise w/ J high flush draws on dripping wet flops.

Matter of fact, I've been making some nasty nasty calls with K high's and bottom pairs and all sorts of marginals. I called some dude on a 3bet turn with 2nd pair after the flop was c/r'd. Sadistic? 3up has been having instant orgasms from looking at the hand histories.

If you understood everything I wrote you are 1. a huge poker geek & 2. realize how incredibly sexy/retarded I am!