How am I this awful?

Only a -10k swing online. I am so good at poker, I should do this for a living and see how quickly I end up homeless.


In other news, I found a really soft live game through my cousin - apparently his dad started playing two years ago. Think 50-60 year old's who play recreationally and don't have much experience. 2-5/5-10NL deepstacked.

Yes my mouth was watering.

They didn't want me playing right away but eventually gave in when I persuaded uncle to vouch. The game was so good it was almost criminal. I unintentionally pulled a Mike Caro and immediately lost 2k. They invited me back anytime.