Evidently it's a mass group of one individual in the central US with nothing to do. 2 hours ahead of Cali puts you somewhere in the middle of who gives a fuck your life sucks land. You're more than welcome to come visit San Diego and play. We have good times with foreigners here. Aaannnnnnd the ladies are off the hook, like fucking ridiculous. Way better than those skanky, buck-toothed bitches that inhabit your quaint little town. It's bikini time, and I'm sure you're two piece is a little dusty begging to be hugged around the shell that cradles your warm, kind heart.
You've put a smile on my face with every comment. Haven't had a good laugh in a while. Thanks for posting! Would be epic if you could squander enough time to reach a 100 comments. I'd probably even ship you some pennies to grind with.
Much love,
XOXOXOXOXO
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Monday, May 02, 2011
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
10K+ freeroll
Easter, family, beer..lots of it, no food...all day
Why not go to the bar after...
4 Vics, sure
Why not spin the tires out of the parking lot at 11pm
Still no food...it's sitting in the Jack in the Box bag on the passenger seat
Ah Fuck FUck FUCk FUCK FUCK YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCK FUCK
"Any reason you're spinning your tires?"
Best excuse I can mumble, "Got new kicks on" shrugs shoulders and lifts hands palms up
"You been drinking tonight sir?"
"Yup"
"How many have you had?"
"Three" (lesson 8 in physics for dopeheads tells you to never say, "two")
"Pheeewwww, I can smell it"
"Hang out here. I'll be back in a minute."
Mind's racing, thinking of turning the keys and flooring it, remembered I'm in a 4 cylinder, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Gathered myself as more cops arrive. Proceed through the interview decently. The catch may have been when asked my level of education. That and he didn't bust out the breathalyzer. I was off by one second on the tilt your head back count to 30 seconds act. I was able to count to 4 before I had to put my foot down, but binked the other 26 seconds flawlessly. TBH I musta been possessed by my spirit guide or something because there's no rationale for passing the tests given my conditions.
In Cali I think the going rate is around 10-12k in fees associated with DUI, so I basically just won.
Best luck I've had in years.
Why not go to the bar after...
4 Vics, sure
Why not spin the tires out of the parking lot at 11pm
Still no food...it's sitting in the Jack in the Box bag on the passenger seat
Ah Fuck FUck FUCk FUCK FUCK YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCK FUCK
"Any reason you're spinning your tires?"
Best excuse I can mumble, "Got new kicks on" shrugs shoulders and lifts hands palms up
"You been drinking tonight sir?"
"Yup"
"How many have you had?"
"Three" (lesson 8 in physics for dopeheads tells you to never say, "two")
"Pheeewwww, I can smell it"
"Hang out here. I'll be back in a minute."
Mind's racing, thinking of turning the keys and flooring it, remembered I'm in a 4 cylinder, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Gathered myself as more cops arrive. Proceed through the interview decently. The catch may have been when asked my level of education. That and he didn't bust out the breathalyzer. I was off by one second on the tilt your head back count to 30 seconds act. I was able to count to 4 before I had to put my foot down, but binked the other 26 seconds flawlessly. TBH I musta been possessed by my spirit guide or something because there's no rationale for passing the tests given my conditions.
In Cali I think the going rate is around 10-12k in fees associated with DUI, so I basically just won.
Best luck I've had in years.
Time to move!
Been randomly browsing FTP/PS games...they look pretty damn good.
25-50's got genuine fish handing out paper...
As 3up would say, cest le vi.
Decisions will be made this coming week. Stay tuned.
25-50's got genuine fish handing out paper...
As 3up would say, cest le vi.
Decisions will be made this coming week. Stay tuned.
Saturday, April 16, 2011
You know what I hate?
You.
And you.
And you too.
OH, and the SOCIALIST STATES OF AMERICA.
I will (probably not) make a long, hateful, post about how much of a pisshole this country has become and how apalled I am that our current leaders are so inpet, they can barely function let alone be the champions of liberty and freedom they claim they are. ROAST SLOWLY IN A HOT FIRE, YOU SCUM.
A quick poker catch up: Barely play. Lost 12k playing live cause they have the one hand that doesn't fold, then I get mad cause I can't make a hand for 2 days straight.
Went on a tear, beat the hell out of bad regs, dropped half back. Quit for a month.
Went on a tear, beat the hell out of good regs, moved up to where stakes matter, played bad, lost itall. Quit for a month.
So now I decide to make my glorious return rigth before the end of online poker as know it. I am so smart.
Oh and contrary to what dudu would have you believe, I have tried to play every single HU reg on PDC, FTP for 2 days straigth. I got action (for more than 50 hands) from THREE guys. THREE. I must have sat against about 50+ different players. No ty Noty No ty No ty No ty No ty No ty. I even chased them. Buttoned for my blind about 30x.
Oh, and also I hope online poker either gets fully legal with all sites open to US OR I hope it dies completely for the USA so I can move on with my life or move to another country like I've wanted to do for the past 2 years.
Today was a terrible day.
Burn in hell Eric Holder.
J
And you.
And you too.
OH, and the SOCIALIST STATES OF AMERICA.
I will (probably not) make a long, hateful, post about how much of a pisshole this country has become and how apalled I am that our current leaders are so inpet, they can barely function let alone be the champions of liberty and freedom they claim they are. ROAST SLOWLY IN A HOT FIRE, YOU SCUM.
A quick poker catch up: Barely play. Lost 12k playing live cause they have the one hand that doesn't fold, then I get mad cause I can't make a hand for 2 days straight.
Went on a tear, beat the hell out of bad regs, dropped half back. Quit for a month.
Went on a tear, beat the hell out of good regs, moved up to where stakes matter, played bad, lost itall. Quit for a month.
So now I decide to make my glorious return rigth before the end of online poker as know it. I am so smart.
Oh and contrary to what dudu would have you believe, I have tried to play every single HU reg on PDC, FTP for 2 days straigth. I got action (for more than 50 hands) from THREE guys. THREE. I must have sat against about 50+ different players. No ty Noty No ty No ty No ty No ty No ty. I even chased them. Buttoned for my blind about 30x.
Oh, and also I hope online poker either gets fully legal with all sites open to US OR I hope it dies completely for the USA so I can move on with my life or move to another country like I've wanted to do for the past 2 years.
Today was a terrible day.
Burn in hell Eric Holder.
J
Thursday, April 07, 2011
Headed to ST Louis to find Nelly
And for WSOP Circuit, very small one, 1600$ main and som 550$ buyins leading up. Probably will only play the main and some 5-10 cash. I won a WSOP Main event package, and another mtt last night. Been playing a lot of MTTs lately, with not too much to show for it, theres profit!! Just not as much as I would like. The merge mtts are cute, everyone thinks I just run like god.... They all play sooo bad, anyone not playing merge mtts (if you dont make more than 50$ hourly on average and you don't play the merge mtts you are a moron) I mix them in with whatever I am doing, I have slowed down on playing cash only, I was getting murdered at 6max, breaking even then spewing like 30 buyins from frustration, 6max is literally just such a standardized game now. You have your ranges vs regs that are all about the same, you flip with this, with that, run good win money... I failed to run good too often, so now I just play the full ring games in the background and will sit hu. Been doing better like this, probably will keep doing this. Kinda hard sometimes to have like 20 mtts going then have fuck face Miki27 or whatever come to my HU table and say "PLAY FASTER" evey 2 minutes when I am going as fast as I can anyways and barely even being slow on that table as I make my moves there before any table! Then the cunt always runs up like 5x his buyin then loses it if he stays but sometimes he is smart and runs off and dumps it to someone else. I think I am going to take a road trip to the north west of the USA after this WSOP Circuit stuff, so if anyone lives in like Idaho, North Dakota, Oregon, something up there, post here and if I get close to your town I will mooch a drink from you. (you can buy me a drink in other words) and I will sign your hat or girlfriends tits or whatever and you can convince her I am famous !! Will try to post more here, as I always said... I feel bad you all have to listen to Kottons quantum physics for dope heads and moose4lifes monotone whining (tough to be monotone by typing) and jays denial that he is not a bum hunter when all he does is scout games and get mad if you dont tell him where a fish is! Wanna win a MILLION DOLLARS? Ask how in the comment section!
Monday, April 04, 2011
Jay eee el el OH I'm alive
Still not clean! I try! I fail! I am in a non stop break even run - I suck at poker and I am going to win the lottery soon. It is inevitable. - - -Jay you have always been a bum hunter... and no body cares - - Moose, no body cares - -Kotton, no body cares - -Tell me you love me baby. By leaving a comment saying "I Love You Baby" , love ya babes
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Back to 25-50, back to a day of running 11k below EV!
11k,below EV, that's not bad, but wtf, i seriously just got back form a 10 day break of cash games, and this crap continues. On my break i won the weekly 215$ Hu at PS, for like 14k.Also was willing to chop with the guy but he apparently thought he was good or something. Funny part was i got sucked out on with over pair vs underpair twice, and still won it. Yes I ran well, like KQ vs 66 and 66 vs KQ. Need to win those.
This hand is great, I am 100% sure he doesn't have an ace, but some type of gutter or medium pair.He timebank calls turn...fish.
***** Hand History for Game 32916464100 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 01:57:32 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32916464) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: moose4life ( $5651.26 USD )
Seat 2: OfficerSnickers ( $8607.65 USD )
OfficerSnickers posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
moose4life posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ 4s 7s ]
OfficerSnickers raises [$75.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$275.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers calls [$225.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ As, 6c, 4d ]
moose4life bets [$365.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$980.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$1535.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers calls [$920.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qd ]
moose4life raises [$3426.26 USD]
OfficerSnickers calls [$3426.26 USD]
moose4life shows [4s, 7s ]
OfficerSnickers shows [5d, 6d ]
** Dealing River ** [ 5s ]
OfficerSnickers wins $11302.02 USD from main pot
cooler
***** Hand History for Game 32918127178 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 02:35:29 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32918127) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: OfficerSnickers ( $5299.50 USD )
Seat 2: moose4life ( $11411.66 USD )
moose4life posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
OfficerSnickers posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ Kc Qc ]
moose4life raises [$75.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$300.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$250.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6c, Qs, Js ]
OfficerSnickers bets [$416.66 USD]
moose4life calls [$416.66 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7c ]
OfficerSnickers bets [$950.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$2770.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$3582.84 USD]
moose4life calls [$1762.84 USD]
OfficerSnickers shows [6s, 6h ]
moose4life shows [Kc, Qc ]
** Dealing River ** [ 9h ]
OfficerSnickers wins $10598.50 USD from main pot
I mean...wtf!
***** Hand History for Game 3291776174 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 02:07:33 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32917761) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: OfficerSnickers ( $5224.50 USD )
Seat 2: moose4life ( $7754.00 USD )
moose4life posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
OfficerSnickers posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ Ah Kd ]
moose4life raises [$75.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$300.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$800.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers calls [$550.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7d, Ad, Qd ]
OfficerSnickers checks
moose4life bets [$925.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$4324.50 USD]
moose4life calls [$3399.50 USD]
OfficerSnickers shows [7s, As ]
moose4life shows [Ah, Kd ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2s ]
** Dealing River ** [ 2c ]
OfficerSnickers wins $10448.50 USD from main pot
cooler?
***** Hand History for Game 3291755465 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 01:51:55 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32917554) (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: moose4life ( $15280.33 USD )
Seat 2: OfficerSnickers ( $5124.50 USD )
moose4life posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
OfficerSnickers posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ Ac Qs ]
moose4life raises [$100.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$350.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$275.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3d, Tc, As ]
OfficerSnickers bets [$500.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$1125.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers calls [$625.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7d ]
OfficerSnickers checks
moose4life bets [$1425.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$3599.50 USD]
moose4life calls [$2174.50 USD]
moose4life shows [Ac, Qs ]
OfficerSnickers shows [Ah, Kc ]
** Dealing River ** [ 9s ]
OfficerSnickers wins $10248.50 USD from main pot
I mean seriously?
***** Hand History for Game 3291755419 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 01:42:39 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32917554) (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: moose4life ( $5898.50 USD )
Seat 2: OfficerSnickers ( $4273.50 USD )
moose4life posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
OfficerSnickers posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ Jh Ah ]
moose4life raises [$100.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$350.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$275.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ad, As, 8s ]
OfficerSnickers bets [$500.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$1225.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$3373.50 USD]
moose4life calls [$2648.50 USD]
moose4life shows [Jh, Ah ]
OfficerSnickers shows [Js, 7s ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 9h ]
** Dealing River ** [ 5s ]
OfficerSnickers wins $8546.50 USD from main pot
justice?
***** Hand History for Game 32918127168 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 02:33:12 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32918127) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: OfficerSnickers ( $6810.73 USD )
Seat 2: moose4life ( $5856.33 USD )
moose4life posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
OfficerSnickers posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ 3s 4s ]
moose4life raises [$75.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers calls [$50.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 5s, 3h, 4c ]
OfficerSnickers checks
moose4life bets [$150.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$450.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$300.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3c ]
OfficerSnickers bets [$733.33 USD]
moose4life raises [$1800.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$5527.40 USD]
moose4life calls [$3506.33 USD]
OfficerSnickers shows [7h, 6d ]
moose4life shows [3s, 4s ]
** Dealing River ** [ 8s ]
OfficerSnickers wins $954.40 USD
moose4life wins $11712.16 USD from main pot
I mean, one time no 6? DIT
***** Hand History for Game 32918127141 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 02:28:20 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32918127) (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: OfficerSnickers ( $7570.31 USD )
Seat 2: moose4life ( $5000.00 USD )
OfficerSnickers posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
moose4life posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ As Kc ]
OfficerSnickers raises [$75.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$300.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$750.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$4650.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers calls [$4150.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers shows [6h, 6s ]
moose4life shows [As, Kc ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ks, Ac, 8d ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3s ]
** Dealing River ** [ 6d ]
moose4life wins $4999.75 USD from main pot
OfficerSnickers wins $4999.75 USD from main pot
***** Hand History for Game 329164648 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 01:39:48 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32916464) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: moose4life ( $5000.00 USD )
Seat 2: OfficerSnickers ( $5449.00 USD )
OfficerSnickers posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
moose4life posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ As Kc ]
OfficerSnickers raises [$75.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$250.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$750.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$1600.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$4599.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$3100.00 USD]
moose4life shows [As, Kc ]
OfficerSnickers shows [Ah, Qh ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9s, 4h, Jh ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 5h ]
** Dealing River ** [ 6c ]
OfficerSnickers wins $449.00 USD
moose4life wins $4999.75 USD from main pot
OfficerSnickers wins $4999.75 USD from main pot
Lost a 5500 pot vs linecrusher homo with AK vs T7 in 4 bet pot, run better.
Lost 2k on the session after flopping a set vs german and playing post flop poker instead of losing every flip. Run better moosey plz.
This hand is great, I am 100% sure he doesn't have an ace, but some type of gutter or medium pair.He timebank calls turn...fish.
***** Hand History for Game 32916464100 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 01:57:32 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32916464) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: moose4life ( $5651.26 USD )
Seat 2: OfficerSnickers ( $8607.65 USD )
OfficerSnickers posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
moose4life posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ 4s 7s ]
OfficerSnickers raises [$75.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$275.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers calls [$225.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ As, 6c, 4d ]
moose4life bets [$365.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$980.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$1535.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers calls [$920.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qd ]
moose4life raises [$3426.26 USD]
OfficerSnickers calls [$3426.26 USD]
moose4life shows [4s, 7s ]
OfficerSnickers shows [5d, 6d ]
** Dealing River ** [ 5s ]
OfficerSnickers wins $11302.02 USD from main pot
cooler
***** Hand History for Game 32918127178 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 02:35:29 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32918127) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: OfficerSnickers ( $5299.50 USD )
Seat 2: moose4life ( $11411.66 USD )
moose4life posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
OfficerSnickers posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ Kc Qc ]
moose4life raises [$75.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$300.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$250.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6c, Qs, Js ]
OfficerSnickers bets [$416.66 USD]
moose4life calls [$416.66 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7c ]
OfficerSnickers bets [$950.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$2770.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$3582.84 USD]
moose4life calls [$1762.84 USD]
OfficerSnickers shows [6s, 6h ]
moose4life shows [Kc, Qc ]
** Dealing River ** [ 9h ]
OfficerSnickers wins $10598.50 USD from main pot
I mean...wtf!
***** Hand History for Game 3291776174 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 02:07:33 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32917761) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: OfficerSnickers ( $5224.50 USD )
Seat 2: moose4life ( $7754.00 USD )
moose4life posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
OfficerSnickers posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ Ah Kd ]
moose4life raises [$75.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$300.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$800.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers calls [$550.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7d, Ad, Qd ]
OfficerSnickers checks
moose4life bets [$925.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$4324.50 USD]
moose4life calls [$3399.50 USD]
OfficerSnickers shows [7s, As ]
moose4life shows [Ah, Kd ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2s ]
** Dealing River ** [ 2c ]
OfficerSnickers wins $10448.50 USD from main pot
cooler?
***** Hand History for Game 3291755465 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 01:51:55 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32917554) (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: moose4life ( $15280.33 USD )
Seat 2: OfficerSnickers ( $5124.50 USD )
moose4life posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
OfficerSnickers posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ Ac Qs ]
moose4life raises [$100.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$350.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$275.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3d, Tc, As ]
OfficerSnickers bets [$500.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$1125.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers calls [$625.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7d ]
OfficerSnickers checks
moose4life bets [$1425.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$3599.50 USD]
moose4life calls [$2174.50 USD]
moose4life shows [Ac, Qs ]
OfficerSnickers shows [Ah, Kc ]
** Dealing River ** [ 9s ]
OfficerSnickers wins $10248.50 USD from main pot
I mean seriously?
***** Hand History for Game 3291755419 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 01:42:39 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32917554) (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: moose4life ( $5898.50 USD )
Seat 2: OfficerSnickers ( $4273.50 USD )
moose4life posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
OfficerSnickers posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ Jh Ah ]
moose4life raises [$100.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$350.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$275.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ad, As, 8s ]
OfficerSnickers bets [$500.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$1225.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$3373.50 USD]
moose4life calls [$2648.50 USD]
moose4life shows [Jh, Ah ]
OfficerSnickers shows [Js, 7s ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 9h ]
** Dealing River ** [ 5s ]
OfficerSnickers wins $8546.50 USD from main pot
justice?
***** Hand History for Game 32918127168 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 02:33:12 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32918127) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: OfficerSnickers ( $6810.73 USD )
Seat 2: moose4life ( $5856.33 USD )
moose4life posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
OfficerSnickers posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ 3s 4s ]
moose4life raises [$75.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers calls [$50.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 5s, 3h, 4c ]
OfficerSnickers checks
moose4life bets [$150.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$450.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$300.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3c ]
OfficerSnickers bets [$733.33 USD]
moose4life raises [$1800.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$5527.40 USD]
moose4life calls [$3506.33 USD]
OfficerSnickers shows [7h, 6d ]
moose4life shows [3s, 4s ]
** Dealing River ** [ 8s ]
OfficerSnickers wins $954.40 USD
moose4life wins $11712.16 USD from main pot
I mean, one time no 6? DIT
***** Hand History for Game 32918127141 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 02:28:20 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32918127) (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: OfficerSnickers ( $7570.31 USD )
Seat 2: moose4life ( $5000.00 USD )
OfficerSnickers posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
moose4life posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ As Kc ]
OfficerSnickers raises [$75.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$300.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$750.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$4650.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers calls [$4150.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers shows [6h, 6s ]
moose4life shows [As, Kc ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ks, Ac, 8d ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3s ]
** Dealing River ** [ 6d ]
moose4life wins $4999.75 USD from main pot
OfficerSnickers wins $4999.75 USD from main pot
***** Hand History for Game 329164648 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 01:39:48 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32916464) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: moose4life ( $5000.00 USD )
Seat 2: OfficerSnickers ( $5449.00 USD )
OfficerSnickers posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
moose4life posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ As Kc ]
OfficerSnickers raises [$75.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$250.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$750.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$1600.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$4599.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$3100.00 USD]
moose4life shows [As, Kc ]
OfficerSnickers shows [Ah, Qh ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9s, 4h, Jh ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 5h ]
** Dealing River ** [ 6c ]
OfficerSnickers wins $449.00 USD
moose4life wins $4999.75 USD from main pot
OfficerSnickers wins $4999.75 USD from main pot
Lost a 5500 pot vs linecrusher homo with AK vs T7 in 4 bet pot, run better.
Lost 2k on the session after flopping a set vs german and playing post flop poker instead of losing every flip. Run better moosey plz.
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Polecat
I get insomnia when I don't drink for a few days. Fun shit. Heard something outside at like 3am and found 3 small skunks feeding in my lawn before they scurried under the house. Busted out the trap tonight and just after dark the fucker's loaded with 7 of em, mother included. Lucky for me the mom's being chill (looks only a year or so) and hasn't sprayed. Unfortunately one didn't get in before the trap door fell. I haven't slept in like 40 hours, and I guess it's a good thing I'm not tired. Probably gonna be a long night trying to get the last pup.
*Hypnofold, hypnocall devil, donk, rofl if you're outta the loop. Donk has to be by far one of the funniest emoticons they've come up with
#WINNING
**EDIT**
About 4 hours of sleep finally weeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Last pup skunk morphed into a slightly larger yet not so tight lipped with the sphincter glands skunk so fuck meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
My house smells putrid, but to all of your guys' dismay, I'm clean.
*Hypnofold, hypnocall devil, donk, rofl if you're outta the loop. Donk has to be by far one of the funniest emoticons they've come up with
#WINNING
**EDIT**
About 4 hours of sleep finally weeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Last pup skunk morphed into a slightly larger yet not so tight lipped with the sphincter glands skunk so fuck meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
My house smells putrid, but to all of your guys' dismay, I'm clean.
Monday, March 14, 2011
INF BELOW EV!
Been running so bad, but wtf can I honestly do? I mean, I wish I could run like Jay, but play like moosey! Dudu, I feel for ya. Kotton, I feel for ya. Jay, I feel for ya. BUT WHO THE FOK FEELS FOR THE MOOSEY!?!?!!?!?
***** Hand History for Game 32167521655 *****
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, March 04, 06:26:07 ET 2011
Table Mt Rushmore (32167521) (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Seat 2: moose4life ( $18209.08 USD )
Seat 6: bagheeeera ( $18425.75 USD )
bagheeeera posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
moose4life posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ As Ac ]
bagheeeera raises [$125.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$500.00 USD]
bagheeeera raises [$1450.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$3900.00 USD]
bagheeeera raises [$16825.75 USD]
moose4life calls [$13759.08 USD]
moose4life shows [As, Ac ]
bagheeeera shows [8s, Kh ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qd, 8c, 8h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2d ]
** Dealing River ** [ 6d ]
bagheeeera wins $216.67 USD
bagheeeera wins $36417.66 USD from main pot
***** Hand History for Game 3216752116 *****
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, March 04, 03:49:39 ET 2011
Table Mt Rushmore (32167521) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 2: moose4life ( $5448.00 USD )
Seat 6: bagheeeera ( $10125.00 USD )
moose4life posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
bagheeeera posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ Kh Kd ]
moose4life raises [$125.00 USD]
bagheeeera raises [$450.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$1075.00 USD]
bagheeeera calls [$725.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6s, Tc, 2h ]
bagheeeera checks
moose4life bets [$1025.00 USD]
bagheeeera raises [$8900.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$3198.00 USD]
moose4life shows [Kh, Kd ]
bagheeeera shows [Ts, 9s ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 9c ]
** Dealing River ** [ Js ]
bagheeeera wins $4677.00 USD
bagheeeera wins $10895.50 USD from main pot
***** Hand History for Game 32147216247 *****
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, March 04, 05:41:48 ET 2011
Table Las Vegas (32147216) (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Seat 3: moose4life ( $18929.34 USD )
Seat 8: bagheeeera ( $5399.00 USD )
moose4life posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
bagheeeera posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ 6s Ks ]
moose4life raises [$75.00 USD]
bagheeeera raises [$350.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$300.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7s, 6c, Kh ]
bagheeeera bets [$500.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$500.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jc ]
bagheeeera bets [$1220.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$2525.00 USD]
bagheeeera raises [$3279.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$1974.00 USD]
moose4life shows [6s, Ks ]
bagheeeera shows [Kd, 7d ]
** Dealing River ** [ 7c ]
bagheeeera wins $10797.50 USD from main pot
FML
***** Hand History for Game 32167521655 *****
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, March 04, 06:26:07 ET 2011
Table Mt Rushmore (32167521) (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Seat 2: moose4life ( $18209.08 USD )
Seat 6: bagheeeera ( $18425.75 USD )
bagheeeera posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
moose4life posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ As Ac ]
bagheeeera raises [$125.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$500.00 USD]
bagheeeera raises [$1450.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$3900.00 USD]
bagheeeera raises [$16825.75 USD]
moose4life calls [$13759.08 USD]
moose4life shows [As, Ac ]
bagheeeera shows [8s, Kh ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qd, 8c, 8h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2d ]
** Dealing River ** [ 6d ]
bagheeeera wins $216.67 USD
bagheeeera wins $36417.66 USD from main pot
***** Hand History for Game 3216752116 *****
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, March 04, 03:49:39 ET 2011
Table Mt Rushmore (32167521) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 2: moose4life ( $5448.00 USD )
Seat 6: bagheeeera ( $10125.00 USD )
moose4life posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
bagheeeera posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ Kh Kd ]
moose4life raises [$125.00 USD]
bagheeeera raises [$450.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$1075.00 USD]
bagheeeera calls [$725.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6s, Tc, 2h ]
bagheeeera checks
moose4life bets [$1025.00 USD]
bagheeeera raises [$8900.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$3198.00 USD]
moose4life shows [Kh, Kd ]
bagheeeera shows [Ts, 9s ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 9c ]
** Dealing River ** [ Js ]
bagheeeera wins $4677.00 USD
bagheeeera wins $10895.50 USD from main pot
***** Hand History for Game 32147216247 *****
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, March 04, 05:41:48 ET 2011
Table Las Vegas (32147216) (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Seat 3: moose4life ( $18929.34 USD )
Seat 8: bagheeeera ( $5399.00 USD )
moose4life posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
bagheeeera posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ 6s Ks ]
moose4life raises [$75.00 USD]
bagheeeera raises [$350.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$300.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7s, 6c, Kh ]
bagheeeera bets [$500.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$500.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jc ]
bagheeeera bets [$1220.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$2525.00 USD]
bagheeeera raises [$3279.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$1974.00 USD]
moose4life shows [6s, Ks ]
bagheeeera shows [Kd, 7d ]
** Dealing River ** [ 7c ]
bagheeeera wins $10797.50 USD from main pot
FML
Saturday, March 05, 2011
YuuummmDinger
I just got so fucking pwned hu one. One of those times when you see your hand pf and it's in the top tier of hands n then see the 'action' flop knowing you're bout to ship 100+bb his way. FUCKING GOLD!!!!!!!!
So much easier to blog when you're losing....
Lets both benefit and hope I don't blog again soon
So much easier to blog when you're losing....
Lets both benefit and hope I don't blog again soon
Friday, February 18, 2011
Friday, February 11, 2011
I think I am going to become a bumhunter.
What's the point of not being one? The games never go. The 4 guys who aren't bumhunters are super good so never play each other anyway. Games are ruined.
Turn into a nit. Play till fishes bust. Rinse, repeast. Completely suck at life.
/Annoyed
Turn into a nit. Play till fishes bust. Rinse, repeast. Completely suck at life.
/Annoyed
Saturday, February 05, 2011
It's fight night BIIITCH
I was going to save myself the embarrassment and eventual berating soon to follow, but what fun would that be?
UFC 126 winners will be
Bader
Franklin
annnnnnnndddddd
BELFORT
That fucking showboating pos Silva is going down!
Hopefully Sailor Jerry doesn't kick my ass tonight
Enjoy ladies
EDIT: When it came down to it I picked Jones to ship the bills my way
EDITEDIT: Urban dictionary's definition of horrible is officially KoTToN.
UFC 126 winners will be
Bader
Franklin
annnnnnnndddddd
BELFORT
That fucking showboating pos Silva is going down!
Hopefully Sailor Jerry doesn't kick my ass tonight
Enjoy ladies
EDIT: When it came down to it I picked Jones to ship the bills my way
EDITEDIT: Urban dictionary's definition of horrible is officially KoTToN.
Wednesday, February 02, 2011
pdc blog
Occasionally is decent and since I have nothing of value here u go:
Word of the Day: Bumhunter, n.
Posted By : Ray Finkle February 1st, 2011
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A bumhunter is a player who chooses to only face weak competition and refuses to play regulars and skilled opponents. You will find them at heads-up tables sitting out until a random amateur takes the seat, almost clicking to sit in so quickly they break their fingers. They limit themselves strictly to playing games where they have an edge and are void of any sense of competition or accomplishment. Their motivating factor is the financial empowerment they receive from bludgeoning the meek, a real noble existence. They are part of the seedy underbelly of internet poker, amongst hit-and-runners, poker bots, and the various forms of collusion, and are comparable to a car salesman using his business as a front for high-scale cocaine smuggling and prostitution.
Do yourself a favor: don’t tap on the glass. Like a parasite looking for a host, they have no sustainable income if you aren’t there for them to attach to. Stay clear of these syphilis cells and you’ll enjoy a burn-free time on the felt.
Word of the Day: Bumhunter, n.
Posted By : Ray Finkle February 1st, 2011
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A bumhunter is a player who chooses to only face weak competition and refuses to play regulars and skilled opponents. You will find them at heads-up tables sitting out until a random amateur takes the seat, almost clicking to sit in so quickly they break their fingers. They limit themselves strictly to playing games where they have an edge and are void of any sense of competition or accomplishment. Their motivating factor is the financial empowerment they receive from bludgeoning the meek, a real noble existence. They are part of the seedy underbelly of internet poker, amongst hit-and-runners, poker bots, and the various forms of collusion, and are comparable to a car salesman using his business as a front for high-scale cocaine smuggling and prostitution.
Do yourself a favor: don’t tap on the glass. Like a parasite looking for a host, they have no sustainable income if you aren’t there for them to attach to. Stay clear of these syphilis cells and you’ll enjoy a burn-free time on the felt.
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Not Wanting To Miss Out
On everyone posting today so here's my bit:
First and foremost, Kotton i s a terrible poster and Jay needs to take the keys away from him unless it's about snowmen fucking. In regard to complaints of everyone bitching all the time, I'm running pretty damn good and certainly am not complaining. Since if you read this I have probably been outplaying and running great against you, I thank you.
I basically took the vast majority of 2010 off and drank a lot but not in an awesome sexy fashion, more just out of habit and boredom. Did win one of the small USCOOP events since Dadu put me in since I was on anyways and don't play Stars.
2011 while I doubt I'll return to this blog I'm definitely back to playing and trying to re-tune up my game. Going well though still expect much better from myself. That will suck for you guys so I apologize.
Unless Jay & I get into some ridiculous prop bet or I do something awesome like win a bracelet I doubt I'll be posting but those sick of people crying about poker should really ask Jay to post his other thoughts since he's actually entertaining away from the tables.
First and foremost, Kotton i s a terrible poster and Jay needs to take the keys away from him unless it's about snowmen fucking. In regard to complaints of everyone bitching all the time, I'm running pretty damn good and certainly am not complaining. Since if you read this I have probably been outplaying and running great against you, I thank you.
I basically took the vast majority of 2010 off and drank a lot but not in an awesome sexy fashion, more just out of habit and boredom. Did win one of the small USCOOP events since Dadu put me in since I was on anyways and don't play Stars.
2011 while I doubt I'll return to this blog I'm definitely back to playing and trying to re-tune up my game. Going well though still expect much better from myself. That will suck for you guys so I apologize.
Unless Jay & I get into some ridiculous prop bet or I do something awesome like win a bracelet I doubt I'll be posting but those sick of people crying about poker should really ask Jay to post his other thoughts since he's actually entertaining away from the tables.
Here I am
There I am
Where I am
Sam I am
Spam I am
Eatling a clam I am
Not giving a damn I am
Doing anal with Pam I am
Even doing it on cam I am
Everyone watching me give the bam I am
I ram on the cam I am
Really thought there were more words that rhymed with Damn I am
Read the paragraph below outloud, it will blow your mind
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch. Whine whine whine whine whine. Cry cry cry cry cry. Sphincter sphincter sphincter sphincter sphincter. Turantula turantula turantula turantula turantula. Skelaton sketlaton skelaton skelaton skelaton skelaton. Volcano volcano volcano volcano volcano. Jungle gym Jungle gym jungle gym jungle gym jungle gym. Carpet carpet carpet carpet carpet. Carp carp carp carp carp. Car car car car car. If if if if if. You you you you you. Just just just just just. Did did did did did. That that that that that. You're you're you're you're. Fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking. More more more more more. Retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded. Than me than me than me than me than me for typing this
Where I am
Sam I am
Spam I am
Eatling a clam I am
Not giving a damn I am
Doing anal with Pam I am
Even doing it on cam I am
Everyone watching me give the bam I am
I ram on the cam I am
Really thought there were more words that rhymed with Damn I am
Read the paragraph below outloud, it will blow your mind
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch. Whine whine whine whine whine. Cry cry cry cry cry. Sphincter sphincter sphincter sphincter sphincter. Turantula turantula turantula turantula turantula. Skelaton sketlaton skelaton skelaton skelaton skelaton. Volcano volcano volcano volcano volcano. Jungle gym Jungle gym jungle gym jungle gym jungle gym. Carpet carpet carpet carpet carpet. Carp carp carp carp carp. Car car car car car. If if if if if. You you you you you. Just just just just just. Did did did did did. That that that that that. You're you're you're you're. Fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking. More more more more more. Retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded. Than me than me than me than me than me for typing this
Friday, January 21, 2011
bleh
8th in the 2750 gtd...got some dumbass to stick most of his stack in with K8o vs AA and he runs well...triple up thru a few run goods b2b and ship queens into AJ that binks the A. Ran in top 14 the whole way and 2nd in chips into the FT. Good times
Something is wrong - I am broken.
Everytime I sit down to play, I just give money away. This has been going on all month.
I am not focusing and spewing and tilting. And showing a lack of interest.
I either need to start smoking weed or taking aderool or something.
My mind is all over the place. of course I'm dealing with a million different issues that can cost me a huge amount of money.
Played all day with a non working hand history. Super smart. Also talked on phone with a bunch of reps while 5 tabling, 4 HU vs 3 diff opponents. Lost like 14k like an idiot. Super annoyed.
Also pretty hard to get action. Random donks will hit n run me. I'm losing to random bad and mediocre regs. The good regs won't play me. The super good regs will play me, but I don't feel like playing world class players when I'm playing like garbage.
Something awful is going on with me.
I am not focusing and spewing and tilting. And showing a lack of interest.
I either need to start smoking weed or taking aderool or something.
My mind is all over the place. of course I'm dealing with a million different issues that can cost me a huge amount of money.
Played all day with a non working hand history. Super smart. Also talked on phone with a bunch of reps while 5 tabling, 4 HU vs 3 diff opponents. Lost like 14k like an idiot. Super annoyed.
Also pretty hard to get action. Random donks will hit n run me. I'm losing to random bad and mediocre regs. The good regs won't play me. The super good regs will play me, but I don't feel like playing world class players when I'm playing like garbage.
Something awful is going on with me.
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