Yea yea long time no update. My bad
So it has been about 20 days roughly. Ill try to get it all in here.
I went on a 30+ BI swing at 5-10, my sickest swing ever, I ran so so bad.
A few hands from this run would include.
Twice having top set vs quads (A99 board vs 99) JQ6 board v 66 (yea not top set but fk it close enough)
3 Betting an israeli HU with 84 spades flop 5s6s7d and I am vs 89 and I brick a spade.
Losing like 03498573234 races in a row.
Playing poorly.
Ummm I remember flopping top 2 with AQ vs same Israeli gentleman vs his A5 (1 pair) and he backdoored 5s on me.
Okie so was officially like a 36 BI slide at its peak. 36K in like 5 days, it was absurd.
SINCE those 5 days I have ran ok, I have made about 18 of those BIs back and the Israeli who was sucking out on me and coolering me has cooled off himself. I am going to bust him. I have his game down so well now. Except for how to hit more of the flops thast he 3bets me pre on. I won literally every race on him today and he tried to bluff me off a couple hands and failed.
Still feel like im running poorly over all in 6max though I had a fair sitting a couple times but seems when I am flatting with big pairs on 3bets when I know the 3better can't play vs a 4bet I get beat up in, flopping trips or two pair with random cards or I flop a set (when I wanna get it in bad and river a set :) and kill action.
I suck at 2-4 I literally spew buyins off there, it is ridiculous how bad I play at 2-4, I need a program that blocks the dollar figure out and just converts everything to BBs on the table, and to be able to hide the names of tables so I can just open them, mix them up and have to play better or risk losing at higher stakes at the rate I do playing 2-4.
So Still stuck since Vegas but will eventually get that all back.
Was going to shoot for the top level in the promo buuut that would be a lot of play AND I would have to do a lot of it at 2-4 and I spew there so I should prob steer clear, and I will probably make top 2 or 3 levels and call it good, but the top level is an insane amount of playing unless I got HU action all day when I played and got a lot of sitgos running. (which one day I did get a guy to play me like 20 400$ HU sitgos in like 2 -3 hours, and he was bad, and I had a 17 of 21 game streak going at one point which is pretty goot)
Have been playin a bit live lately, and my game is just so far ahead of people around here. It is hard to book a losing session if I am focused. Though I drunkenly spewed 5-6K playing blackjack after poker one night. I don't have an exact amount I lost, it may have been more. I was hammered.......
About all for now will try to update more often.
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Thursday, July 02, 2009
Dudus update is such BS.
He left out all the best and funny parts. I will only write up the real trip report if he agrees to 1. let me write it up in detail & 2. posts the video proof.
Otherwise you'll never know.
Quick summary:
I dropped like 15k running awful.
Dudu's pretty good at live poker.
I hate my life.
That is all.
Otherwise you'll never know.
Quick summary:
I dropped like 15k running awful.
Dudu's pretty good at live poker.
I hate my life.
That is all.
Ok I will update
Ok... Well I ran great in Vegas.
Well not great but I played great with a some luck.
Me and Jay both had 3-4 losing sessions before one of us had a winning session. ( I had the first winning session - Jay had about 8 losing sessions give or take)
Anyways I played 2-5 with Jay for the first 2 days or so and ran so horribly bad.
The day I move to 5-10 is the day I do well. The 2-5 games are fulllllllll of nits, reason? I have figured it out. All the 2-5 players are in Vegas with their 50c 1$ and 1-2$ rolls and are just so passive about sticking 500+ in a pot without the nuts. Then the 5-10 games full of 2-4 to 10-20 grinders who actually play a little loose with each other, have a roll of over 10K on them and play as such.
So there are 3 or 4 hands I have to share for the trip.
UNO this is my first night on 5-10 abut 5 hours in, I am up a bit but not even close to even for the trip. Then someone puts me in the green!
I have A10o in mid I make it 30$ the button (tighter older guy who has about 5k in bills behind his stack calls) the SB (a guy from the UK but he is dark skinned and throws me off when he talks with an english accent) (and has been 3betting a lot) 3bets OOP to 140. It comes back to me and I make it 440$ and the button flats ????? the 3better folds.
Flop is Ac 9s 7h
I check over to him and he bets 480$
I flat
turn is a 10d rainbow board with 4 cards out
I check and he grabs all his cash and throws it in
I instantly announce all in and he calls and turns AK over and I scoop the pot worth 11K+ with top 2
yay I won a good pot finally after like 3 days.
Later in the night, the UK guy and I have been drinking for a looooong time. We are drunk and I have a good read on him, not a beer goggles read where I don't really have a read, I do have a solid read.
This hand happens.
I have A10d in mid (again) I raise, he 3bets me from the SB (again) and I flat, about 300 in the pot so far)
flop Qd 2h 2c
He checks I fire 240$
He calls
Turn is a 5s
he checks I fire 350 he makes it 1,000
I flat
River comes 9c
Before any action happens because he is stalling badly I tell him to check over to me and Iwill bet 1k and he can just fold and be done.
The dealer says this is binding so he checks I bet 1k and he ships in for 8500$ and Ihave him covered
OOOOOK no I don't insta fold this. I have him on a stone cold bluff due to the fact he has his face staring striaght down and he is not moving (which is my read with tons of evidence) (I know you wanted a more subtle read but I didnt have one)
I tank for a good 5-8 minutes. I rationalize that he can be bluffing with AJ AK which are good, any 5, and possibly a 9.
I swear to you if I had any pair here I make the call, even 66 77 I call, 33 44 I may toss.
I end up foldng and he tables 56o ( a stone cold bluff but a hand that beat me he could be stone cold bluffing with... Sadly...)
Next night, I am playing 5-10 late and I am drunk, up about 8K for the session
Utg makes it 40$ next action makes it 150$ 2 down the line makes it 600$ I look down at Q8c and I announce 2100$ back to UTG who ships and the other 2 fold (this makes me like my play for some reason.... sicne I got the 3 and 4bet out, but who knows if one ships if utg folds)
Anyways I had to call another 1300$ and change to try at a 7k pot.
Flop Qs 8s 2s
yahtzee!
turn 9s
eh I could still be ahead
river - 5s
eh I can chop now?
KsKh scoops
This kid who wins the pot starts talking mad shit to me after this, just being extremely out of line, I said nh, nothing else during the hand but anyways this starts some sparring.
We spar in a lot of pots.
This the worst of the pots we played for me.
Ihave 97o in the BB he is early like UTG +2 and is raising my BB every round
he opens 60$ one call on the button I call
flop Qc 8h 6h
I check - douche bets 150$ button folds I call
turn is 5s (nuts!)
I check - douche bets 550$
I tank for about 45 seconds before putting 1400$ in
Then this kid just glares at me (like he has been doing in every pot like he is a bad ass)for about 2 minutes before going "IM ALL IN"
and I immediately announce "I call with the nuts" as I am turning my hand in the process.
river 7s
he picks his cards up and slams down 98o for a chop pot.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
like 11K-12K in this pot... soooo sick.
Annnnd the last pot I played worth mention.
Just because I am so pleased with my call here.
I have A3o in the cutoff I make it 40$ button 3bets me to 130$ and I come along.
flop is 3d 5d 7h
I check he bets 250$ I call
turn is a 4s
I check he ships in for like 900$ and I tank and make the call with bottom pair no draw
he mucks on a 9d river (he had 23spades)
ship ship.
I got bled on during the trip, I am sure Jay will publish that unfortunately for me.
I am running shitty since I have been back but I will cry later.
Au revoir!
Well not great but I played great with a some luck.
Me and Jay both had 3-4 losing sessions before one of us had a winning session. ( I had the first winning session - Jay had about 8 losing sessions give or take)
Anyways I played 2-5 with Jay for the first 2 days or so and ran so horribly bad.
The day I move to 5-10 is the day I do well. The 2-5 games are fulllllllll of nits, reason? I have figured it out. All the 2-5 players are in Vegas with their 50c 1$ and 1-2$ rolls and are just so passive about sticking 500+ in a pot without the nuts. Then the 5-10 games full of 2-4 to 10-20 grinders who actually play a little loose with each other, have a roll of over 10K on them and play as such.
So there are 3 or 4 hands I have to share for the trip.
UNO this is my first night on 5-10 abut 5 hours in, I am up a bit but not even close to even for the trip. Then someone puts me in the green!
I have A10o in mid I make it 30$ the button (tighter older guy who has about 5k in bills behind his stack calls) the SB (a guy from the UK but he is dark skinned and throws me off when he talks with an english accent) (and has been 3betting a lot) 3bets OOP to 140. It comes back to me and I make it 440$ and the button flats ????? the 3better folds.
Flop is Ac 9s 7h
I check over to him and he bets 480$
I flat
turn is a 10d rainbow board with 4 cards out
I check and he grabs all his cash and throws it in
I instantly announce all in and he calls and turns AK over and I scoop the pot worth 11K+ with top 2
yay I won a good pot finally after like 3 days.
Later in the night, the UK guy and I have been drinking for a looooong time. We are drunk and I have a good read on him, not a beer goggles read where I don't really have a read, I do have a solid read.
This hand happens.
I have A10d in mid (again) I raise, he 3bets me from the SB (again) and I flat, about 300 in the pot so far)
flop Qd 2h 2c
He checks I fire 240$
He calls
Turn is a 5s
he checks I fire 350 he makes it 1,000
I flat
River comes 9c
Before any action happens because he is stalling badly I tell him to check over to me and Iwill bet 1k and he can just fold and be done.
The dealer says this is binding so he checks I bet 1k and he ships in for 8500$ and Ihave him covered
OOOOOK no I don't insta fold this. I have him on a stone cold bluff due to the fact he has his face staring striaght down and he is not moving (which is my read with tons of evidence) (I know you wanted a more subtle read but I didnt have one)
I tank for a good 5-8 minutes. I rationalize that he can be bluffing with AJ AK which are good, any 5, and possibly a 9.
I swear to you if I had any pair here I make the call, even 66 77 I call, 33 44 I may toss.
I end up foldng and he tables 56o ( a stone cold bluff but a hand that beat me he could be stone cold bluffing with... Sadly...)
Next night, I am playing 5-10 late and I am drunk, up about 8K for the session
Utg makes it 40$ next action makes it 150$ 2 down the line makes it 600$ I look down at Q8c and I announce 2100$ back to UTG who ships and the other 2 fold (this makes me like my play for some reason.... sicne I got the 3 and 4bet out, but who knows if one ships if utg folds)
Anyways I had to call another 1300$ and change to try at a 7k pot.
Flop Qs 8s 2s
yahtzee!
turn 9s
eh I could still be ahead
river - 5s
eh I can chop now?
KsKh scoops
This kid who wins the pot starts talking mad shit to me after this, just being extremely out of line, I said nh, nothing else during the hand but anyways this starts some sparring.
We spar in a lot of pots.
This the worst of the pots we played for me.
Ihave 97o in the BB he is early like UTG +2 and is raising my BB every round
he opens 60$ one call on the button I call
flop Qc 8h 6h
I check - douche bets 150$ button folds I call
turn is 5s (nuts!)
I check - douche bets 550$
I tank for about 45 seconds before putting 1400$ in
Then this kid just glares at me (like he has been doing in every pot like he is a bad ass)for about 2 minutes before going "IM ALL IN"
and I immediately announce "I call with the nuts" as I am turning my hand in the process.
river 7s
he picks his cards up and slams down 98o for a chop pot.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
like 11K-12K in this pot... soooo sick.
Annnnd the last pot I played worth mention.
Just because I am so pleased with my call here.
I have A3o in the cutoff I make it 40$ button 3bets me to 130$ and I come along.
flop is 3d 5d 7h
I check he bets 250$ I call
turn is a 4s
I check he ships in for like 900$ and I tank and make the call with bottom pair no draw
he mucks on a 9d river (he had 23spades)
ship ship.
I got bled on during the trip, I am sure Jay will publish that unfortunately for me.
I am running shitty since I have been back but I will cry later.
Au revoir!
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Vegas
Ton's of stuff to write about but I don't feel like it so I'll keep it brief.
3:30 am
Just finished packing for vegas. Flying in tomorrow, meeting up with dudu who's coming in 2 hours before me.
Depeche bailed out on us. Pussy.
Cadderly, the fat Danish will be there, so that should be fun. Couple of girls from NY flying in too.
Bought myself a bunch of $125 t-shirts. Don't know why. I went to buy jeans and didn't buy a single pair. Great.
I picked up 4 girls on saturday night in the span of 2 hours. Two in the span of 10 minutes and they were right next to each other. Decent night's work.
We have, in mixed order:
1. A waitress - lots of points for this one. She's cute, a waitress (nightlife service very difficult to pick up usually) and has a boyfriend. Short, blonde.
2. A dental assistant - cute, I can't judge her body...one of those have to see her naked or in different clothes chicks. Has a nose ring so deducting points there but pleasant girl. Blonde
3. A stripper, i think - She hasn't told me she's a stripper yet but I'm pretty sure she is. Decent looking, great body. Marginal personality. Tall.
4. Unknown - not very attractive while sober, unknown body but educated guess leans towards a negative. Only picked her up because I was winging for a dood I knew who was hitting on her much much much omg so much uglier sister. Don't know what he was thinking. Chick gave me her number while witnessing me kick game to the waitress. Cool. If she's down like that, I'm all for it. Tall.
Dropped 11 dimes fathers day playing 10-20. Ran bad, played bad. Figure I shoulda lost about 6. Bluffed a bunch of big pots and got looked up but don't really regret any of the plays. Played bad in the medium pots and non showdown.
Played 50k 3 weeks in a row. God what an easy tourny. Ft'd once, cashed the other 2x.
Last one ran my AA into KK, Board came xxK, turn A, river K. Meh, 2 tables left i win that pot, i win prob win the tournament. They are just so bad.
Busted TT vs 99 when appropriately the 9 flopped.
Now I can't decide between calling the stripper and going to sleep.
Our readers suck.
J
3:30 am
Just finished packing for vegas. Flying in tomorrow, meeting up with dudu who's coming in 2 hours before me.
Depeche bailed out on us. Pussy.
Cadderly, the fat Danish will be there, so that should be fun. Couple of girls from NY flying in too.
Bought myself a bunch of $125 t-shirts. Don't know why. I went to buy jeans and didn't buy a single pair. Great.
I picked up 4 girls on saturday night in the span of 2 hours. Two in the span of 10 minutes and they were right next to each other. Decent night's work.
We have, in mixed order:
1. A waitress - lots of points for this one. She's cute, a waitress (nightlife service very difficult to pick up usually) and has a boyfriend. Short, blonde.
2. A dental assistant - cute, I can't judge her body...one of those have to see her naked or in different clothes chicks. Has a nose ring so deducting points there but pleasant girl. Blonde
3. A stripper, i think - She hasn't told me she's a stripper yet but I'm pretty sure she is. Decent looking, great body. Marginal personality. Tall.
4. Unknown - not very attractive while sober, unknown body but educated guess leans towards a negative. Only picked her up because I was winging for a dood I knew who was hitting on her much much much omg so much uglier sister. Don't know what he was thinking. Chick gave me her number while witnessing me kick game to the waitress. Cool. If she's down like that, I'm all for it. Tall.
Dropped 11 dimes fathers day playing 10-20. Ran bad, played bad. Figure I shoulda lost about 6. Bluffed a bunch of big pots and got looked up but don't really regret any of the plays. Played bad in the medium pots and non showdown.
Played 50k 3 weeks in a row. God what an easy tourny. Ft'd once, cashed the other 2x.
Last one ran my AA into KK, Board came xxK, turn A, river K. Meh, 2 tables left i win that pot, i win prob win the tournament. They are just so bad.
Busted TT vs 99 when appropriately the 9 flopped.
Now I can't decide between calling the stripper and going to sleep.
Our readers suck.
J
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Running Colllllld
Well I was running good pre Vegas and for a couple days after Vegas. But now I am just ice cold.
I have been playing poorly also and playing poorly and running poorly = disaster.
I have especially been playing bad vs Jerry. But I think I have my head straight again. Hopefully.
Ummmmmm I am on a whoppin 5 hockey teams now. So I may be in shape soon, but I won't quit smoking!
But seriously I am running REALLY bad.......
Monday, June 08, 2009
I am back... and slow
So Vegas was not too shabby, a couple of players from PDC out there, no cash players though. LTUFlawless and Sliekas. Both difficult to understand at times but nice fellas. Sliekas was my drinkin buddy, guy is a trooper.
Poker side of Vegas, didn't get into event 4, prob glad I didn't though I would have just donked out anyways. I played a 1500$ PLO event, which my AA92 with one suit got busted when I got my last 24 BB in pre (which was avg stack anyways) vs KKJJ one suit. I was slight favorite at like 61-39 but didn't manage to squeak on by.
The cash games were good once again, though there were two nights I was way too drunk to be playing and those two nights cost me roughly 3500$ and another night, beyond the tables cost me over 3K which was a bad bad night..... Strip club rocked my world. All I want to reminisce about that.
Had some other good nights though and ended up down about 3k for the trip thanks to some crafty roulette play and 2 good nights on 2-5. And my only 5-10 session was a bad drunk night where I was up well at 2-5 then the 5-10 game finally got enough players to run so I moved and just gave my $$ away.
Why wasn't I playing 5-10 in Vegas? Well I played at the MGM cause it was walking distance, and last year had a soft 5-10 going every time I went in, I guess since it was early in the series it was not as happening, though the games were insanely soft 5-10 only snapped off twice while I was there.
Debating going back out later this month but it is doubtful. I figure I will prob find a house to rent/own undecided yet on that, own sounds better but for my complex situation I don't think it is. Tax man would find me super quick if I buy, so I gotta get some shit straight with a quickness. Then I prob won't have enough money to even think about buying but oh well. Dead end street for anothe year I guess. And also buying a new vehicle soon. Yay.
Ummm, have not played too much since I have been back, I played a few drunk sessions from Vegas and turned up about 13K somehow, which I will gladly take so the past week hasn't been all bad.
Now I am on 4 hockey teams coming up in 2 weeks or so, so I am going to be super busy with that 4-5 days a week sometimes. But I could always use the excercise.
Ummm nothin else really I see Jay has given up posting... bastard..
Poker side of Vegas, didn't get into event 4, prob glad I didn't though I would have just donked out anyways. I played a 1500$ PLO event, which my AA92 with one suit got busted when I got my last 24 BB in pre (which was avg stack anyways) vs KKJJ one suit. I was slight favorite at like 61-39 but didn't manage to squeak on by.
The cash games were good once again, though there were two nights I was way too drunk to be playing and those two nights cost me roughly 3500$ and another night, beyond the tables cost me over 3K which was a bad bad night..... Strip club rocked my world. All I want to reminisce about that.
Had some other good nights though and ended up down about 3k for the trip thanks to some crafty roulette play and 2 good nights on 2-5. And my only 5-10 session was a bad drunk night where I was up well at 2-5 then the 5-10 game finally got enough players to run so I moved and just gave my $$ away.
Why wasn't I playing 5-10 in Vegas? Well I played at the MGM cause it was walking distance, and last year had a soft 5-10 going every time I went in, I guess since it was early in the series it was not as happening, though the games were insanely soft 5-10 only snapped off twice while I was there.
Debating going back out later this month but it is doubtful. I figure I will prob find a house to rent/own undecided yet on that, own sounds better but for my complex situation I don't think it is. Tax man would find me super quick if I buy, so I gotta get some shit straight with a quickness. Then I prob won't have enough money to even think about buying but oh well. Dead end street for anothe year I guess. And also buying a new vehicle soon. Yay.
Ummm, have not played too much since I have been back, I played a few drunk sessions from Vegas and turned up about 13K somehow, which I will gladly take so the past week hasn't been all bad.
Now I am on 4 hockey teams coming up in 2 weeks or so, so I am going to be super busy with that 4-5 days a week sometimes. But I could always use the excercise.
Ummm nothin else really I see Jay has given up posting... bastard..
Thursday, May 28, 2009
WSOP Tomorrow, HOOT DANG!
Well I feel I am going underrolled out to Vegas, not over all roll just what I am taking, 10K will it last me? I hope so, I plan on playing 3 events.
Event 4 then there is another holdem and a 6max I want to play, or I may blow the 6max off and play a 2500$ Holdem instead since I imagine my 6max live could use some work with high antes and stuff being ridiculous I don't trust myself to have perfect timing for 3 days to win that. Where as I can kind of know my range on a 9 handed table for tourney play and expect more fish to be signed up for 9 handed tables.
Staying in the shitty ole Tropicana but I got 7 nights for like 340$ which is cool, despite it being the worst casino I could possibly be in.
Jay is bitching out, refusing to go pretty much because he is a prepubescant female who is afraid of being made fun of for the way he stacks his chips. He can barely stack up a 1-2 buyin (40 5$ chips) in his little nerd stacks of 10 because he has never won more than a few hundred bucks and doesn't realize that nerd stacks won't fit in your area on a good night very often.
There will be a few of the MTT players from .com out there, but not ring game players that I know of, though we don't talk really because none of us really talk to each other unless we are drunk (or if I am and forcing conversation via an online table because I... well, am drunk)
Since I haven't posted in a while, I guess I will brag about my last 8-10 days or so. I am on fucking fire. Just murdering when I really am not even playing all that much. I prob logged 50 hours over 8 days (which for poker standards is next to nothing at time) mostly 5-10 HU or 6max with some 2-4 and 3-6 (though I feel like I have booked losses in 2-4 and 3-6 during this time, or just barely running over) and would be willing to bet that I was running 20-25BB/100 hands profit. So I would say I logged 15K hands during the 8days and was up right at 30K for that span, which is elite. DaveGK one of those guys who helped... Fkin Davey....
So I'll be in Vegas for 8 days, and I will try to get an update in here, but no promises since I will probably be playing poker/drunk/or fighting with a prostitute on how much I owe her.
Event 4 then there is another holdem and a 6max I want to play, or I may blow the 6max off and play a 2500$ Holdem instead since I imagine my 6max live could use some work with high antes and stuff being ridiculous I don't trust myself to have perfect timing for 3 days to win that. Where as I can kind of know my range on a 9 handed table for tourney play and expect more fish to be signed up for 9 handed tables.
Staying in the shitty ole Tropicana but I got 7 nights for like 340$ which is cool, despite it being the worst casino I could possibly be in.
Jay is bitching out, refusing to go pretty much because he is a prepubescant female who is afraid of being made fun of for the way he stacks his chips. He can barely stack up a 1-2 buyin (40 5$ chips) in his little nerd stacks of 10 because he has never won more than a few hundred bucks and doesn't realize that nerd stacks won't fit in your area on a good night very often.
There will be a few of the MTT players from .com out there, but not ring game players that I know of, though we don't talk really because none of us really talk to each other unless we are drunk (or if I am and forcing conversation via an online table because I... well, am drunk)
Since I haven't posted in a while, I guess I will brag about my last 8-10 days or so. I am on fucking fire. Just murdering when I really am not even playing all that much. I prob logged 50 hours over 8 days (which for poker standards is next to nothing at time) mostly 5-10 HU or 6max with some 2-4 and 3-6 (though I feel like I have booked losses in 2-4 and 3-6 during this time, or just barely running over) and would be willing to bet that I was running 20-25BB/100 hands profit. So I would say I logged 15K hands during the 8days and was up right at 30K for that span, which is elite. DaveGK one of those guys who helped... Fkin Davey....
So I'll be in Vegas for 8 days, and I will try to get an update in here, but no promises since I will probably be playing poker/drunk/or fighting with a prostitute on how much I owe her.
Friday, May 22, 2009
Grimstarring me is a bad idea if you're a HU reg!
So there's this dude who once stole my blinds a couple of times at a HU table and then sat out and said he didn't want to play me...so of course as pay back I now sit at every one of his HU tables whenever I see him on...he sits out and keeps telling me to leave, that he'll report me, that I'm an ahole...you know...the usual. It's moderately funny. I wonder how many people have reported me for constantly sitting at their HU tables non stop...
Anyhow... I was blocking at all his 2-4 & 3-6 tables so he went to 1-2 and I sat at those too. He eventually left but I had them open and was playing like 3 6max's and 1HU other than those.
So some guy sits down at my 1-2HU table and we start playing...and I'm not paying much attention but he's pretty aggro and 3bets quite a bit. Anyway one hand we played where I cr'd AI w/ AK into kings in a 3bet pot and sucked out. So I guess he was a little mad and was playing even more aggro. Anyhow he wins his buyin back and we keep going and then this happens:
Eff stacks were maybe around $250 or something
He opens OTB
I 3bet 27o
He calls
Flop comes like A2Xr
I cbet
He calls
Turn 7
I opt to check (loL, but bear w/ me)
he checks back
riv is Q no draws got there
so I bet like 89 into 105 or something along those lines
he then raises all in for like another 50 more.
I call so he can show me AQ and I can whine about how bad I play except he shows me 36cc for no pair. He then proceeds to chastise me about 3betting 27o for like the next 20minutes which I found ridiculously amusing.
Of course he ended up winning all his money back and some of mine so go figure.
A funny moment in time:
Last night I was driving home on a rather popular street and I guess I was driving a little too fast cause some dood who was standing next to a truck at a stop light, talking to someone inside it, started running away to the sidewalk as I was approaching the light. So I decide to be a nice guy and not even pull up all the way to the light, leaving room for this guy to talk to his friend.
They finish up and I creep up to the light. It goes green, and I normally drive off...which I guess normally for me is a little faster than most people. Anyway this dude in the truck keeps staying side by side motioning for me to roll down my window. Okay.
Turns out to be this huge rednecky looking guy who appears to be zooted out of his mind.
Redneck: "This truck got balls!"
Jay: [blank look]
Redneck: "You wanna race?"
Jay: "Nah, your truck's too heavy"
Redneck: "C'mon. Let's bet. This truck got balls!!!"
Jay: "How much?"
Redneck: "A bag of yayo"
Jay: "I don't need yayo."
Redneck: "Me either. You can give it to your friend or somethin'"
Jay: "How much money you got on you?"
Redneck pulls out a bunch of singles and fives and stuff and starts counting.
Jay: "Never mind. Alright, let's go."
So of course I don't even launch control and just blow him away from the light, dart between two cars and slow down cause I see a cop car waiting to make a U turn. A few moments later this fool comes barreling down past me in his enormous suburban. Yep, you guessed it...sirens and lights and pulling over to the side.
There goes that bag of yayo I was going to win.
Let this be a lesson to all you kids: Don't do drugs. Also don't buy huge suburbans and then try to race against sports cars designed for precision handling at high speeds.
Anyhow... I was blocking at all his 2-4 & 3-6 tables so he went to 1-2 and I sat at those too. He eventually left but I had them open and was playing like 3 6max's and 1HU other than those.
So some guy sits down at my 1-2HU table and we start playing...and I'm not paying much attention but he's pretty aggro and 3bets quite a bit. Anyway one hand we played where I cr'd AI w/ AK into kings in a 3bet pot and sucked out. So I guess he was a little mad and was playing even more aggro. Anyhow he wins his buyin back and we keep going and then this happens:
Eff stacks were maybe around $250 or something
He opens OTB
I 3bet 27o
He calls
Flop comes like A2Xr
I cbet
He calls
Turn 7
I opt to check (loL, but bear w/ me)
he checks back
riv is Q no draws got there
so I bet like 89 into 105 or something along those lines
he then raises all in for like another 50 more.
I call so he can show me AQ and I can whine about how bad I play except he shows me 36cc for no pair. He then proceeds to chastise me about 3betting 27o for like the next 20minutes which I found ridiculously amusing.
Of course he ended up winning all his money back and some of mine so go figure.
A funny moment in time:
Last night I was driving home on a rather popular street and I guess I was driving a little too fast cause some dood who was standing next to a truck at a stop light, talking to someone inside it, started running away to the sidewalk as I was approaching the light. So I decide to be a nice guy and not even pull up all the way to the light, leaving room for this guy to talk to his friend.
They finish up and I creep up to the light. It goes green, and I normally drive off...which I guess normally for me is a little faster than most people. Anyway this dude in the truck keeps staying side by side motioning for me to roll down my window. Okay.
Turns out to be this huge rednecky looking guy who appears to be zooted out of his mind.
Redneck: "This truck got balls!"
Jay: [blank look]
Redneck: "You wanna race?"
Jay: "Nah, your truck's too heavy"
Redneck: "C'mon. Let's bet. This truck got balls!!!"
Jay: "How much?"
Redneck: "A bag of yayo"
Jay: "I don't need yayo."
Redneck: "Me either. You can give it to your friend or somethin'"
Jay: "How much money you got on you?"
Redneck pulls out a bunch of singles and fives and stuff and starts counting.
Jay: "Never mind. Alright, let's go."
So of course I don't even launch control and just blow him away from the light, dart between two cars and slow down cause I see a cop car waiting to make a U turn. A few moments later this fool comes barreling down past me in his enormous suburban. Yep, you guessed it...sirens and lights and pulling over to the side.
There goes that bag of yayo I was going to win.
Let this be a lesson to all you kids: Don't do drugs. Also don't buy huge suburbans and then try to race against sports cars designed for precision handling at high speeds.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
The internet pokerz
Do you pricks see how much I love my readers? Count it, not one but TWO updates in one day!
So since I've talked about playing like a retard at teh live pokerz...here's some online retardation for you:
I'm so freaking tired I don't know why I decided to play instead of doing more favorable activities...like sleeping. Anyway, being tired my brain is barely working. This is what you get when you go to lift and do back for an hour, then go to a hardcore muay thai workout for two hours and polish it off by drinking till 8 am and challenging people to quarter flips. Welcome to my life.
Anyway, since my brain is done for, I just played like a passive fishbag, misplaying some hands and costing myself value. Oh wells.
Then I lost some flips and gout 3 outed. Oh wells.
Played 2 sort of interesting hands:
H1:
Villain: Random card runner subscriber - this is my new name for mediocre players who watch videos from mediocre instructors or never grasp concepts from the good ones yet still try to pull off deep moves without understanding them. What does this mean? They suck. On to the debauchery!
5handed
Effective 400ish
I open X,X in SB.
BB calls
7d9s2c
std cbet he pops me, yeah. this will work. I repop him. he tanks and calls.
Turn Kd
I ship about the pot +/- 10%
He insta calls and rolls over K5hh
Sure. Soul read. Qhigh no good.
H2:
HU
700ish effective
Random card runners subscriber open limps OTB
I check my option
KdTdAh
I check call his $4
Turn Jd
I check call another $12 holding a small diamond
River Qc
I check, he bets $40
I tank and make it $115 to go
He tanks and makes it $235 total
I tank and obv ship it in for $587 more
He snap calls with 5 high and we pay the rake
Soul read again! How can I suck so much? Is there no end to my sucking?
On the brighter side of things, the J1's are coming soon. For those of you who don't know, a J1 is a student work visa that many young foriegn ladies use to travel to the us for summer employment. Many of these ladies choose to make NYC their temporary home and it is here where they search for a financially secure gentleman who will make them his wife and thus help secure a green card and relief from potential deportation.
Most of these bimbos come from small poverty stricken cities in Europe and will do pretty much anything for even the vague illusion that someone may wed them to secure that almighty U.S. citizenship. And, coincidentally, I know just the sexual deviant to take full advantage of these desperate women!
Open the flood gates, I'm ordering another 100 piece sampler from condomania!
J
So since I've talked about playing like a retard at teh live pokerz...here's some online retardation for you:
I'm so freaking tired I don't know why I decided to play instead of doing more favorable activities...like sleeping. Anyway, being tired my brain is barely working. This is what you get when you go to lift and do back for an hour, then go to a hardcore muay thai workout for two hours and polish it off by drinking till 8 am and challenging people to quarter flips. Welcome to my life.
Anyway, since my brain is done for, I just played like a passive fishbag, misplaying some hands and costing myself value. Oh wells.
Then I lost some flips and gout 3 outed. Oh wells.
Played 2 sort of interesting hands:
H1:
Villain: Random card runner subscriber - this is my new name for mediocre players who watch videos from mediocre instructors or never grasp concepts from the good ones yet still try to pull off deep moves without understanding them. What does this mean? They suck. On to the debauchery!
5handed
Effective 400ish
I open X,X in SB.
BB calls
7d9s2c
std cbet he pops me, yeah. this will work. I repop him. he tanks and calls.
Turn Kd
I ship about the pot +/- 10%
He insta calls and rolls over K5hh
Sure. Soul read. Qhigh no good.
H2:
HU
700ish effective
Random card runners subscriber open limps OTB
I check my option
KdTdAh
I check call his $4
Turn Jd
I check call another $12 holding a small diamond
River Qc
I check, he bets $40
I tank and make it $115 to go
He tanks and makes it $235 total
I tank and obv ship it in for $587 more
He snap calls with 5 high and we pay the rake
Soul read again! How can I suck so much? Is there no end to my sucking?
On the brighter side of things, the J1's are coming soon. For those of you who don't know, a J1 is a student work visa that many young foriegn ladies use to travel to the us for summer employment. Many of these ladies choose to make NYC their temporary home and it is here where they search for a financially secure gentleman who will make them his wife and thus help secure a green card and relief from potential deportation.
Most of these bimbos come from small poverty stricken cities in Europe and will do pretty much anything for even the vague illusion that someone may wed them to secure that almighty U.S. citizenship. And, coincidentally, I know just the sexual deviant to take full advantage of these desperate women!
Open the flood gates, I'm ordering another 100 piece sampler from condomania!
J
Drunk pokers
I'm such a tard when I get drunks and play teh live pokers. I start check calling flops and turns and check raising the river with any 2 cards. Do you know how often that works in live poker? 0%
Plus I run around like a retard and tell people I will flip them for all the money that's in my pocket...which is usually a couple of G's. I pretty much will flip them for it but they usually back down and there's just something amusing about trash talking poker players backing down from a 6-8k coin flip.
Then I start slurring my words and tell people how good I am at poker and how I play onlinez and will play any of them heads up. They just tell me that I'm a "good player" and decline any heads up shennenigans or stop speaking to me but only after they ask for my stars & fulltilt names.
Then we start penis measuring by name dropping who we know or don't know in the poker world. I tell people I know duduweewee, they tell me they know guys like [insert some inept jackass who got 15 minutes of fame on espn when he won a seat to the main event in his home game and who's name no one even remembers]. Oh, and ivey. They all know ivey. Ivey's their fcuking best friend. They've played with him on X/XX/XXXX (usually it's when he was still living in jersey so it's like 1865). Funny how they remember playing with ivey in some 15-30 stud game 150 years ago and that he wore a red hat and a black shirt and blue jeans. And that he had a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich for breakfast and brushed his teeth starting from the left side first and of course that he is "a good player". Actually, it's not funny...it's tragic.
Of course, not to be out done I start telling people that I used to play in 5-10 games with durrrrrrrrrrrrr way back. See? I'm cool too. "Oh, durrrrrr? Yeah I saw him on HSP. He's a good player". Of course! Then they give me this serious face and what I have dubbed the 'nod of approval'...you know that little up and down head shake as if I'm asking for permission to join their exclsuive ahole club. Little do they know I'm the mfking president of the ahole club!
One day I'm going to run into someone who's good at heads up who will bust me or someone who's good at fighting who will just beat me up once I get outside.
I can't wait.
All this after 2 vodka shots, 2 tequila shots, 1 cognac, 4 or 5 whiskeys and 3 heinikens. My alchohol tolerance has turned into that of a little girls. I blame 3up. He told me I am an alchoholic and I should cut down. So I did. This is what happens. I'm still drunk at 4pm and I just woke up.
Live poker: A life time of memories and -$450 cause I'm too drunk to fold on pair'd boards when it's obvious the guy has me beat. Almost folded. Pretty sure I'd have folded if I was sober but meh... whatever I've done waaaaaaaaay worse.
Plus I run around like a retard and tell people I will flip them for all the money that's in my pocket...which is usually a couple of G's. I pretty much will flip them for it but they usually back down and there's just something amusing about trash talking poker players backing down from a 6-8k coin flip.
Then I start slurring my words and tell people how good I am at poker and how I play onlinez and will play any of them heads up. They just tell me that I'm a "good player" and decline any heads up shennenigans or stop speaking to me but only after they ask for my stars & fulltilt names.
Then we start penis measuring by name dropping who we know or don't know in the poker world. I tell people I know duduweewee, they tell me they know guys like [insert some inept jackass who got 15 minutes of fame on espn when he won a seat to the main event in his home game and who's name no one even remembers]. Oh, and ivey. They all know ivey. Ivey's their fcuking best friend. They've played with him on X/XX/XXXX (usually it's when he was still living in jersey so it's like 1865). Funny how they remember playing with ivey in some 15-30 stud game 150 years ago and that he wore a red hat and a black shirt and blue jeans. And that he had a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich for breakfast and brushed his teeth starting from the left side first and of course that he is "a good player". Actually, it's not funny...it's tragic.
Of course, not to be out done I start telling people that I used to play in 5-10 games with durrrrrrrrrrrrr way back. See? I'm cool too. "Oh, durrrrrr? Yeah I saw him on HSP. He's a good player". Of course! Then they give me this serious face and what I have dubbed the 'nod of approval'...you know that little up and down head shake as if I'm asking for permission to join their exclsuive ahole club. Little do they know I'm the mfking president of the ahole club!
One day I'm going to run into someone who's good at heads up who will bust me or someone who's good at fighting who will just beat me up once I get outside.
I can't wait.
All this after 2 vodka shots, 2 tequila shots, 1 cognac, 4 or 5 whiskeys and 3 heinikens. My alchohol tolerance has turned into that of a little girls. I blame 3up. He told me I am an alchoholic and I should cut down. So I did. This is what happens. I'm still drunk at 4pm and I just woke up.
Live poker: A life time of memories and -$450 cause I'm too drunk to fold on pair'd boards when it's obvious the guy has me beat. Almost folded. Pretty sure I'd have folded if I was sober but meh... whatever I've done waaaaaaaaay worse.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
A win? The hell you say.
I guess hell must have frozen over because I actually won $$ yesterday/today.
Played 2 seperate marathon sessions.
Session 1: Was down like 5k early, then up 3, then broke even. Meh.
Several hours later...
Session 2: Finally ran good for a change, +7k or something along those lines. See what happens when I win some flips and don't get 3 outed?
Play: I can't really assign a letter grade since it fluctuated from really bad to bad to borderline break even. I'm still not happy w/ it. Definitely played better session 2 than 1 but I didn't play as well as I'd have liked anyway. I'm way out of practice 6-7 tabling w/ like 3 heads up games and such.
I'm sure a few interesting hands were played but I played so many hands, I don't remember any of them. I've learned everyone likes to look me up 3 streets with bottom pair, so that's cool. Also, people put themselves in terrible spots oop vs me. Also cool. Now if only I can turn some scare cards that don't complete villians' hands.
I wrote several far more interesting blog DRAFTS which I've yet to finish so I'll probably combine them into one post later.
At the moment I'm trying to get a party house in the hamptons. Ballinnnn
J
Played 2 seperate marathon sessions.
Session 1: Was down like 5k early, then up 3, then broke even. Meh.
Several hours later...
Session 2: Finally ran good for a change, +7k or something along those lines. See what happens when I win some flips and don't get 3 outed?
Play: I can't really assign a letter grade since it fluctuated from really bad to bad to borderline break even. I'm still not happy w/ it. Definitely played better session 2 than 1 but I didn't play as well as I'd have liked anyway. I'm way out of practice 6-7 tabling w/ like 3 heads up games and such.
I'm sure a few interesting hands were played but I played so many hands, I don't remember any of them. I've learned everyone likes to look me up 3 streets with bottom pair, so that's cool. Also, people put themselves in terrible spots oop vs me. Also cool. Now if only I can turn some scare cards that don't complete villians' hands.
I wrote several far more interesting blog DRAFTS which I've yet to finish so I'll probably combine them into one post later.
At the moment I'm trying to get a party house in the hamptons. Ballinnnn
J
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Boyyyy ohhhh boyyyyyy
Jay, DaveGK was dead. He came scrambling along with 200$ playing tighter than I have ever seen him (prob a 200$ deposit roughly) and he tripled and ran off. So he was dead, he gambled and is back in black for a few days prob.
About that RC plane I bought. Fuck me....
So I bought a 300$ plane delivered.
It comes in the mail, no remote OR MOTOR so I go to the store, drop 700$ on the motor (which I almost spelled moter) and the remote and the "servos"
Well ok so now I am in for 1K on this fucking thing. So I do the flight simulator they have, and I suck so I buy another plane for 250$ to dick around with, I shit you not I had that son of a bitch in flight for 6 seconds before I hit a powerline (yea I know don't fly around powerlines) well I have a road and a runway leading into a large field by the house I reside in and I didn't quite make it. So now I am 1300$ deep in flying these fucking money pits and I haven't even flown yet OR ASSEMBLED THIS FUCKING MONSTER I BOUGHT. The other one will be bad ass when it's done, has a 71" wingspan and a 22CC motor (125? for RC planes) but turned out roughly a 22CC motor which is pretty stout for an RC plane I guess.
I haven't been playing poker hardly and when I do I am drunk usually and losing and I am hating it blah blah I played live and got bored and snapped for 1500$ on a 2-5 game, all in one hand where the guy literally checkraises his AA for like 1400$ (yea I knew he had AA/KK I wont run the hand) but I flopped top pair told him I was going to suck out and I didn't and I hate poker for now.
I wanna win the powerball!
Seriously this blog URL says it all
FUCK MONEY, I just piss anything I make away and it seems to be a never ending cycle.
When will I learn?
About that RC plane I bought. Fuck me....
So I bought a 300$ plane delivered.
It comes in the mail, no remote OR MOTOR so I go to the store, drop 700$ on the motor (which I almost spelled moter) and the remote and the "servos"
Well ok so now I am in for 1K on this fucking thing. So I do the flight simulator they have, and I suck so I buy another plane for 250$ to dick around with, I shit you not I had that son of a bitch in flight for 6 seconds before I hit a powerline (yea I know don't fly around powerlines) well I have a road and a runway leading into a large field by the house I reside in and I didn't quite make it. So now I am 1300$ deep in flying these fucking money pits and I haven't even flown yet OR ASSEMBLED THIS FUCKING MONSTER I BOUGHT. The other one will be bad ass when it's done, has a 71" wingspan and a 22CC motor (125? for RC planes) but turned out roughly a 22CC motor which is pretty stout for an RC plane I guess.
I haven't been playing poker hardly and when I do I am drunk usually and losing and I am hating it blah blah I played live and got bored and snapped for 1500$ on a 2-5 game, all in one hand where the guy literally checkraises his AA for like 1400$ (yea I knew he had AA/KK I wont run the hand) but I flopped top pair told him I was going to suck out and I didn't and I hate poker for now.
I wanna win the powerball!
Seriously this blog URL says it all
FUCK MONEY, I just piss anything I make away and it seems to be a never ending cycle.
When will I learn?
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Brief poker update, or rather more whining.
I've been playing badly. Really badly. Like I don't remember when I've played this bad badly. If you know me, then you know I pretty accurately describe how I've been playing after any given session....and well I've been awful.
But no matter how bad I've played, I've ran far far worse. Playing as badly as I have, I should have broken even/slight winner as opposed to taking losses.
If I get it in way ahead, I either chop or lose. I fall short on the coin flips, and I haven't sucked out when I've been behind.
Also I was 1 outed again. Weeeeeee. This makes 2x in what? like 2 weeks?
Not to mention the 3 outer after 3 outer. Bleh.
Oh and dudu, as for your friend DaveGK...he's not dead or busto...I've been boosting his roll because Aces can't hold vs flush draws.
But no matter how bad I've played, I've ran far far worse. Playing as badly as I have, I should have broken even/slight winner as opposed to taking losses.
If I get it in way ahead, I either chop or lose. I fall short on the coin flips, and I haven't sucked out when I've been behind.
Also I was 1 outed again. Weeeeeee. This makes 2x in what? like 2 weeks?
Not to mention the 3 outer after 3 outer. Bleh.
Oh and dudu, as for your friend DaveGK...he's not dead or busto...I've been boosting his roll because Aces can't hold vs flush draws.
Thursday, May 07, 2009
Ohhh DaveGK Where Art Thou?
Anyone seen him? I haven't he went broke before May as I told him April 30th was the last time I have seen him. Poor fella had a hell of a ride atleast. Some good times, some bad times and hes gone.
New on the hitlist- NoShoke- guy won't play me ever, won't play me, won't play me. So I run him off a 6max and get a fish, Shoke comes back I stack off to shoke twice nearly drawing dead. And he binks a couple other cards on me (I binked a nice one to double through him once also) regardless I lost 3500 to him while Jay is beating him up on another 6mx HU so Jay busted him and this happens..
Shoke has 5500 on my table, and 0 on Jays..... This son of a bitch is killing me! I am tilty! Jay is playin solid and Shoke is paying for it.
So here let us all pretend we are Shoke for a second.
Ok I am beating DADuhWEEwah right now pretty easily cause he is tilty and not running well.
JayNYC is beating me up running well and I am running poorly.
Ok So I don't have enough to reload into JayNYCs table unless I leave the table I am cleaning house at.
Ok I am going to play JayNYC and watch some gay porn I guess.
Fuck you Jay. Though I go make food and Jay tries to give him to me and Jay sits out Shoke runs off and that was that.
Closes my table so he could reload and give Jay some more... blah
My hockey team is on a 3 game winning streak. WE MIGHT MAKE THE PLAYOFFS!
I bought a 300$ RC Airplane online when I was bored
Along with a 300$ pair of shades and some other shit I probably don't need.
Dead owls don't give a hoot
New on the hitlist- NoShoke- guy won't play me ever, won't play me, won't play me. So I run him off a 6max and get a fish, Shoke comes back I stack off to shoke twice nearly drawing dead. And he binks a couple other cards on me (I binked a nice one to double through him once also) regardless I lost 3500 to him while Jay is beating him up on another 6mx HU so Jay busted him and this happens..
Shoke has 5500 on my table, and 0 on Jays..... This son of a bitch is killing me! I am tilty! Jay is playin solid and Shoke is paying for it.
So here let us all pretend we are Shoke for a second.
Ok I am beating DADuhWEEwah right now pretty easily cause he is tilty and not running well.
JayNYC is beating me up running well and I am running poorly.
Ok So I don't have enough to reload into JayNYCs table unless I leave the table I am cleaning house at.
Ok I am going to play JayNYC and watch some gay porn I guess.
Fuck you Jay. Though I go make food and Jay tries to give him to me and Jay sits out Shoke runs off and that was that.
Closes my table so he could reload and give Jay some more... blah
My hockey team is on a 3 game winning streak. WE MIGHT MAKE THE PLAYOFFS!
I bought a 300$ RC Airplane online when I was bored
Along with a 300$ pair of shades and some other shit I probably don't need.
Dead owls don't give a hoot
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
Unexpected blog post!
Well, I wasn't planning to write a blog but this just has to be said...
What the fuck is wrong with TV? Why is it that every good show, once it becomes popular, has to be absolutely butchered until it goes from being fantastic to absolutely awful?
Will someone please tell me why the fuck the new season of Rescue Me sucks so freaking much? It's unwatchable. Every week I download the new torrent expecting to see the brilliance of the previous 4 seasons and every god damn week I am disappointed more than the previous.
This was the only show I liked since entourage has become such a flaming pile of piss...
Holy shit I am fucking pissed. Fuck you Dennis Leary, how the fuck could you have let this happen? Asshole.
What the fuck is wrong with TV? Why is it that every good show, once it becomes popular, has to be absolutely butchered until it goes from being fantastic to absolutely awful?
Will someone please tell me why the fuck the new season of Rescue Me sucks so freaking much? It's unwatchable. Every week I download the new torrent expecting to see the brilliance of the previous 4 seasons and every god damn week I am disappointed more than the previous.
This was the only show I liked since entourage has become such a flaming pile of piss...
Holy shit I am fucking pissed. Fuck you Dennis Leary, how the fuck could you have let this happen? Asshole.
Saturday, May 02, 2009
I am quitting drinking......
Yes I am doing it, I am sick of stumbling to my computer drunk at 3 AM and losing 2-15K every fucking time. Last nights was 5K and that is the last fucking straw. I have to quit drinking until I get a breathelizer on my computer. Which still allows me to look at porn, but not log into my poker sites. Until this is made I am done drinking!
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Nobody likes bullitpete. Why am I not surprised?
LOL @ the comments to dudu's post...
Anyway,
So I played for more than 2 hours for the first time in...oh say...like 2 months...in fact I played about 6 hours...6 tabling 2-4. So I get stuck 3400$ in the first 90 minutes or so. Who's surprised? Raise your hands. Yeah, I wasn't surprised either. Anyway so I end up playing for 6 hours to get back in the black and learn the following:
1. Games are incredibly good! I was actually surprised to find games this good on a wednesday night
2. I'm not happy with the way I played. Yeah I'm a bit rusty but I played pretty bad. SHould have won a lot more than I did. Meh. At least I shook some rust off.
3. I was going to record the session but ended up not starting camtasia because I didn't think I was going to play for more than an hour since I had plans to workout...yeah. I don't know why I wrote this, but I figure the people who actually visit this site want to know every single detail of my life.
And speaking of my life and working out...those morons renovating my gym are taking an awfully long time. It's been a month since I've lifted and I feel weak. I think I've lost 5lbs. This is not good for the summer.
Oh, before I forget...the whining:
I played shorter session last week or something...booked a nice solid -7k or so. Ship the 3200$ 1 outer to the swede who runs so so good against me...
I haven't been 1 outed in a while...but I did 1 out someone recently so I guess it's all relative...I even have the HH saved...
But generally, unlike dudu who runs like god 24/7, I'm running pretty bad.
It's almost 1am and I have to wake up at 5 to go to the auto auction tomorrow to buy like 4 cars. Bleh. Isn't this why I started playing poker? To not wake up at 5am for road trips to PA? I guess it's okay since I might buy something for myself as well...
This post sucks. But I'm tired and I've already written it.
Dudu butchers Ron Burgundy.
Oh and dudu: Stop telling fish that they are fish. TIA.
And if you don't know what to write about on your next blog entry, try telling everyone how much better your game has gotten since you've been talking to me on AIM for the last year. Maybe someone will be stupid enough to buy lessons from me. Just leave my mega tilting I do out of it.
Anyway,
So I played for more than 2 hours for the first time in...oh say...like 2 months...in fact I played about 6 hours...6 tabling 2-4. So I get stuck 3400$ in the first 90 minutes or so. Who's surprised? Raise your hands. Yeah, I wasn't surprised either. Anyway so I end up playing for 6 hours to get back in the black and learn the following:
1. Games are incredibly good! I was actually surprised to find games this good on a wednesday night
2. I'm not happy with the way I played. Yeah I'm a bit rusty but I played pretty bad. SHould have won a lot more than I did. Meh. At least I shook some rust off.
3. I was going to record the session but ended up not starting camtasia because I didn't think I was going to play for more than an hour since I had plans to workout...yeah. I don't know why I wrote this, but I figure the people who actually visit this site want to know every single detail of my life.
And speaking of my life and working out...those morons renovating my gym are taking an awfully long time. It's been a month since I've lifted and I feel weak. I think I've lost 5lbs. This is not good for the summer.
Oh, before I forget...the whining:
I played shorter session last week or something...booked a nice solid -7k or so. Ship the 3200$ 1 outer to the swede who runs so so good against me...
I haven't been 1 outed in a while...but I did 1 out someone recently so I guess it's all relative...I even have the HH saved...
But generally, unlike dudu who runs like god 24/7, I'm running pretty bad.
It's almost 1am and I have to wake up at 5 to go to the auto auction tomorrow to buy like 4 cars. Bleh. Isn't this why I started playing poker? To not wake up at 5am for road trips to PA? I guess it's okay since I might buy something for myself as well...
This post sucks. But I'm tired and I've already written it.
Dudu butchers Ron Burgundy.
Oh and dudu: Stop telling fish that they are fish. TIA.
And if you don't know what to write about on your next blog entry, try telling everyone how much better your game has gotten since you've been talking to me on AIM for the last year. Maybe someone will be stupid enough to buy lessons from me. Just leave my mega tilting I do out of it.
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Sooo I got my Suzuki Samurai out on Monday, it was kick ass, great land etc etc. Thought we were going to roll it once but managed not to. No need in going into detail on that since I am a piss poor writer it would be useless.
District 5 hockey HAS A FUCKIN WIN NOW!!!!!!!! BOOM
Ummmm, poker has been ok, I get my teeth kicked in live now... But my PDC roll is on an upward stint since dropping to baseball2k7, almost pitiful the way I had to build it but hey live and learn I guess. (though pitiful on how I had to build it, impressive on how fast I did build what I have)
PDC won't let a good player win a live seat... I swear, some noob wins it.
Now I am going to tell a story, a little story about a player named DAVEGK
DAVEGK is a PDC player, or one of the skins. He started off April like any other guy, playing 5$ tourneys, 10$ sitgos, and probably 10c 25c cash games....
Dave woke up one Sunday in mid April and used a coupon that he won to play the 50K Tourney on PDC, Dave strikes for 4000$ and Dave is happy! So happy he proceeds to 2 table 5-10 NL
Dave loves to talk, about how good he plays, and how he has been around for a long time playing stakes like these. But we all tell Dave he is full of shit, and he has no clue what he is doing. He is a fish to say the least, he walks on water calling 3bets with A7o 970 and the likes. He flops pairs, 2 pairs, trips and sometimes even straights! And he continues to think this is how easy poker is, as if everyone else at the table has no balls to continue further with 2 pair, or a straight so he thinks he bluffs everyone out I guess.
As many times as I can remind Dave that he is legally retarded if he thinks he is going to last long playing higher limits, he refuses to think he is a bad player. I have a feeling Dave is about 30-35 years of age, recently divorced, and finding himself doing drugs like methamphetamines.
Oh did I mention Dave won a WSOP seat the following week? Sigh....
Anyhow, Dave has not cooled off just yet, but he will. I told him I would give him 8K for his seat when he goes broke, and he said "but its worth 12,500" and I said "but youll be broke and desperate, just find me" Dave says "I will never go broke" I said "you will be broke before mid May"
I hope you all enjoyed my official worst blog post ever.
You stay classy San Diego
District 5 hockey HAS A FUCKIN WIN NOW!!!!!!!! BOOM
Ummmm, poker has been ok, I get my teeth kicked in live now... But my PDC roll is on an upward stint since dropping to baseball2k7, almost pitiful the way I had to build it but hey live and learn I guess. (though pitiful on how I had to build it, impressive on how fast I did build what I have)
PDC won't let a good player win a live seat... I swear, some noob wins it.
Now I am going to tell a story, a little story about a player named DAVEGK
DAVEGK is a PDC player, or one of the skins. He started off April like any other guy, playing 5$ tourneys, 10$ sitgos, and probably 10c 25c cash games....
Dave woke up one Sunday in mid April and used a coupon that he won to play the 50K Tourney on PDC, Dave strikes for 4000$ and Dave is happy! So happy he proceeds to 2 table 5-10 NL
Dave loves to talk, about how good he plays, and how he has been around for a long time playing stakes like these. But we all tell Dave he is full of shit, and he has no clue what he is doing. He is a fish to say the least, he walks on water calling 3bets with A7o 970 and the likes. He flops pairs, 2 pairs, trips and sometimes even straights! And he continues to think this is how easy poker is, as if everyone else at the table has no balls to continue further with 2 pair, or a straight so he thinks he bluffs everyone out I guess.
As many times as I can remind Dave that he is legally retarded if he thinks he is going to last long playing higher limits, he refuses to think he is a bad player. I have a feeling Dave is about 30-35 years of age, recently divorced, and finding himself doing drugs like methamphetamines.
Oh did I mention Dave won a WSOP seat the following week? Sigh....
Anyhow, Dave has not cooled off just yet, but he will. I told him I would give him 8K for his seat when he goes broke, and he said "but its worth 12,500" and I said "but youll be broke and desperate, just find me" Dave says "I will never go broke" I said "you will be broke before mid May"
I hope you all enjoyed my official worst blog post ever.
You stay classy San Diego
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Many posts of my idiocy await!
I've done lots of dumb things recently and as soon as I have the desire to write them up...they will be posted.
You know what gives Jay the desire to entertain his vast legion of fans (yes all 3 of you)? Money. Naked pictures of your wives or girlfriend. Offerings of first born children. You get the picture.
FCUKMONEY @ Gmail.com
Oh, I must mention something that dudu and I were reminiscing about recently...
Last years WSOP he, myself and some other people all went to eat at The Wynn...anyway as we're sitting there eating...the one and only Annette_15 (picture below) walks by. I take a moment to point this out and dudu goes absolutely nuts:
WHAT!? ANNETTE_15?!! NO WAY DUDE. THATS NOT HER! WHERE WHERE? YOU'RE LYING!
Anyway, for the next 15 minutes he proceeds to run around like a chicken without a head while loudly proclaiming his undying love for anette.
It was kind of sad and funny at the same time. So, anette, if you're reading this blog, I advise you to stay away from one Dudu McWeeWee.
Oh, is anyone else NOT surprised dudu's hockey team didn't win a single game all season? NOT ONE GAME!
You know what gives Jay the desire to entertain his vast legion of fans (yes all 3 of you)? Money. Naked pictures of your wives or girlfriend. Offerings of first born children. You get the picture.
FCUKMONEY @ Gmail.com
Oh, I must mention something that dudu and I were reminiscing about recently...
Last years WSOP he, myself and some other people all went to eat at The Wynn...anyway as we're sitting there eating...the one and only Annette_15 (picture below) walks by. I take a moment to point this out and dudu goes absolutely nuts:
WHAT!? ANNETTE_15?!! NO WAY DUDE. THATS NOT HER! WHERE WHERE? YOU'RE LYING!
Anyway, for the next 15 minutes he proceeds to run around like a chicken without a head while loudly proclaiming his undying love for anette.
It was kind of sad and funny at the same time. So, anette, if you're reading this blog, I advise you to stay away from one Dudu McWeeWee.
Oh, is anyone else NOT surprised dudu's hockey team didn't win a single game all season? NOT ONE GAME!
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