Wednesday, June 20, 2012

I've never seen a bigger idiot.

Did you know that calling someone "German" was the equivalent of a racial insult? Neither did I.

 There's this one German idiot (actually there's a whole country of them, but for the time being let's focus on one specific one) bumhunter who has got to be the dumbest 5k nl regular I have ever seen. Apparently calling him a German has caused him great distress. Such distress in fact that he deems it equivalent to telling me that he is happy that 9-11 happened and that he danced and celebrated when the towers fell. Retard, but okay whatever.

 His real problem with me as that I won't respect his "rule" of not "crashing" his Heads Up matches with fish on 9 handed tables. Except there is no such rule like that, nor would I ever make such an agreement with a shitty scrub bumhunter like him. But to him this is the ultimate wrong doing. Because we're all supposed to just sit in front of our computers for 18 hours per day waiting for the worst possible players to show up and never sit any other "regulars". Nevermind that it's 9 handed and there's a fish playing. This is the "rule" What is must be like in German fantasy land.

 Since I don't subscribe to pathetic bumhunter logic, he decides the only way to make me see his point of view is to grim me, hit n run me, sit in and out, spam the chatbox about how he's happy my family members died in 9-11...and so on. Because once again, in German fantasy land of bumhunting 20 sites this is the best way to get someone to do what you like.

 Or not.

 If you're a loyal reader of this blog, you already know there is no quit in me. And I comeback. In a day, in a week, in a month. I always return. Until I go broke. Yesterday he did the funniest thing. First he hit and ran me for ~$1500 and then he sat out and tried to have a conversation with me about how he wants to be friendly and how I should respect his heads up games. Amazing.

His reasons for not playing me? He doesn't trust Merge. Apparently they only pay him 10k per week to MB! Can you believe it? Just 10k a week. So that means he can only play fish and not regs because he's afraid to put more money on. Because money used to play regs is somehow different than money used to play fish. German logic at its finest. Sickening that US players wait 6 weeks for a 2500 check meanwhile this POS cries about 10k a week to MB.

 I cringe when I look around and see half wits like this sitting at the highest stakes, not giving anyone action. And that's pretty much 95% of the player pool at 25-50+.

You know what? I'm not a hater and I don't care about the success or failures of other people but this is one of those times where it's actually correct to root for him to go straight to broke. Wait a second, this scumbag has purposely done things just to annoy me without any possible benefit...in this case we can also root for someone to put a 2 into his spinal cord and make him a cripple for the rest of his life. Fair trade.