Tuesday, April 26, 2011

10K+ freeroll

Easter, family, beer..lots of it, no food...all day
Why not go to the bar after...
4 Vics, sure
Why not spin the tires out of the parking lot at 11pm
Still no food...it's sitting in the Jack in the Box bag on the passenger seat
Ah Fuck FUck FUCk FUCK FUCK YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCK FUCK
"Any reason you're spinning your tires?"
Best excuse I can mumble, "Got new kicks on" shrugs shoulders and lifts hands palms up
"You been drinking tonight sir?"
"Yup"
"How many have you had?"
"Three" (lesson 8 in physics for dopeheads tells you to never say, "two")
"Pheeewwww, I can smell it"
"Hang out here. I'll be back in a minute."
Mind's racing, thinking of turning the keys and flooring it, remembered I'm in a 4 cylinder, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Gathered myself as more cops arrive. Proceed through the interview decently. The catch may have been when asked my level of education. That and he didn't bust out the breathalyzer. I was off by one second on the tilt your head back count to 30 seconds act. I was able to count to 4 before I had to put my foot down, but binked the other 26 seconds flawlessly. TBH I musta been possessed by my spirit guide or something because there's no rationale for passing the tests given my conditions.
In Cali I think the going rate is around 10-12k in fees associated with DUI, so I basically just won.

Best luck I've had in years.

Time to move!

Been randomly browsing FTP/PS games...they look pretty damn good.

25-50's got genuine fish handing out paper...

As 3up would say, cest le vi.

Decisions will be made this coming week. Stay tuned.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

You know what I hate?

You.

And you.

And you too.

OH, and the SOCIALIST STATES OF AMERICA.

I will (probably not) make a long, hateful, post about how much of a pisshole this country has become and how apalled I am that our current leaders are so inpet, they can barely function let alone be the champions of liberty and freedom they claim they are. ROAST SLOWLY IN A HOT FIRE, YOU SCUM.

A quick poker catch up: Barely play. Lost 12k playing live cause they have the one hand that doesn't fold, then I get mad cause I can't make a hand for 2 days straight.

Went on a tear, beat the hell out of bad regs, dropped half back. Quit for a month.

Went on a tear, beat the hell out of good regs, moved up to where stakes matter, played bad, lost itall. Quit for a month.

So now I decide to make my glorious return rigth before the end of online poker as know it. I am so smart.

Oh and contrary to what dudu would have you believe, I have tried to play every single HU reg on PDC, FTP for 2 days straigth. I got action (for more than 50 hands) from THREE guys. THREE. I must have sat against about 50+ different players. No ty Noty No ty No ty No ty No ty No ty. I even chased them. Buttoned for my blind about 30x.

Oh, and also I hope online poker either gets fully legal with all sites open to US OR I hope it dies completely for the USA so I can move on with my life or move to another country like I've wanted to do for the past 2 years.

Today was a terrible day.

Burn in hell Eric Holder.

J

Thursday, April 07, 2011

Headed to ST Louis to find Nelly

And for WSOP Circuit, very small one, 1600$ main and som 550$ buyins leading up. Probably will only play the main and some 5-10 cash. I won a WSOP Main event package, and another mtt last night. Been playing a lot of MTTs lately, with not too much to show for it, theres profit!! Just not as much as I would like. The merge mtts are cute, everyone thinks I just run like god.... They all play sooo bad, anyone not playing merge mtts (if you dont make more than 50$ hourly on average and you don't play the merge mtts you are a moron) I mix them in with whatever I am doing, I have slowed down on playing cash only, I was getting murdered at 6max, breaking even then spewing like 30 buyins from frustration, 6max is literally just such a standardized game now. You have your ranges vs regs that are all about the same, you flip with this, with that, run good win money... I failed to run good too often, so now I just play the full ring games in the background and will sit hu. Been doing better like this, probably will keep doing this. Kinda hard sometimes to have like 20 mtts going then have fuck face Miki27 or whatever come to my HU table and say "PLAY FASTER" evey 2 minutes when I am going as fast as I can anyways and barely even being slow on that table as I make my moves there before any table! Then the cunt always runs up like 5x his buyin then loses it if he stays but sometimes he is smart and runs off and dumps it to someone else. I think I am going to take a road trip to the north west of the USA after this WSOP Circuit stuff, so if anyone lives in like Idaho, North Dakota, Oregon, something up there, post here and if I get close to your town I will mooch a drink from you. (you can buy me a drink in other words) and I will sign your hat or girlfriends tits or whatever and you can convince her I am famous !! Will try to post more here, as I always said... I feel bad you all have to listen to Kottons quantum physics for dope heads and moose4lifes monotone whining (tough to be monotone by typing) and jays denial that he is not a bum hunter when all he does is scout games and get mad if you dont tell him where a fish is! Wanna win a MILLION DOLLARS? Ask how in the comment section!

Monday, April 04, 2011

Jay eee el el OH I'm alive

Still not clean! I try! I fail! I am in a non stop break even run - I suck at poker and I am going to win the lottery soon. It is inevitable. - - -Jay you have always been a bum hunter... and no body cares - - Moose, no body cares - -Kotton, no body cares - -Tell me you love me baby. By leaving a comment saying "I Love You Baby" , love ya babes