Thursday, March 31, 2011

Back to 25-50, back to a day of running 11k below EV!

11k,below EV, that's not bad, but wtf, i seriously just got back form a 10 day break of cash games, and this crap continues. On my break i won the weekly 215$ Hu at PS, for like 14k.Also was willing to chop with the guy but he apparently thought he was good or something. Funny part was i got sucked out on with over pair vs underpair twice, and still won it. Yes I ran well, like KQ vs 66 and 66 vs KQ. Need to win those.

This hand is great, I am 100% sure he doesn't have an ace, but some type of gutter or medium pair.He timebank calls turn...fish.
***** Hand History for Game 32916464100 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 01:57:32 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32916464) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: moose4life ( $5651.26 USD )
Seat 2: OfficerSnickers ( $8607.65 USD )
OfficerSnickers posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
moose4life posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ 4s 7s ]
OfficerSnickers raises [$75.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$275.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers calls [$225.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ As, 6c, 4d ]
moose4life bets [$365.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$980.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$1535.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers calls [$920.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qd ]
moose4life raises [$3426.26 USD]
OfficerSnickers calls [$3426.26 USD]
moose4life shows [4s, 7s ]
OfficerSnickers shows [5d, 6d ]
** Dealing River ** [ 5s ]
OfficerSnickers wins $11302.02 USD from main pot

cooler

***** Hand History for Game 32918127178 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 02:35:29 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32918127) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: OfficerSnickers ( $5299.50 USD )
Seat 2: moose4life ( $11411.66 USD )
moose4life posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
OfficerSnickers posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ Kc Qc ]
moose4life raises [$75.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$300.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$250.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6c, Qs, Js ]
OfficerSnickers bets [$416.66 USD]
moose4life calls [$416.66 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7c ]
OfficerSnickers bets [$950.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$2770.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$3582.84 USD]
moose4life calls [$1762.84 USD]
OfficerSnickers shows [6s, 6h ]
moose4life shows [Kc, Qc ]
** Dealing River ** [ 9h ]
OfficerSnickers wins $10598.50 USD from main pot

I mean...wtf!

***** Hand History for Game 3291776174 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 02:07:33 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32917761) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: OfficerSnickers ( $5224.50 USD )
Seat 2: moose4life ( $7754.00 USD )
moose4life posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
OfficerSnickers posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ Ah Kd ]
moose4life raises [$75.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$300.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$800.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers calls [$550.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7d, Ad, Qd ]
OfficerSnickers checks
moose4life bets [$925.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$4324.50 USD]
moose4life calls [$3399.50 USD]
OfficerSnickers shows [7s, As ]
moose4life shows [Ah, Kd ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2s ]
** Dealing River ** [ 2c ]
OfficerSnickers wins $10448.50 USD from main pot

cooler?
***** Hand History for Game 3291755465 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 01:51:55 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32917554) (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: moose4life ( $15280.33 USD )
Seat 2: OfficerSnickers ( $5124.50 USD )
moose4life posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
OfficerSnickers posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ Ac Qs ]
moose4life raises [$100.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$350.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$275.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3d, Tc, As ]
OfficerSnickers bets [$500.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$1125.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers calls [$625.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7d ]
OfficerSnickers checks
moose4life bets [$1425.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$3599.50 USD]
moose4life calls [$2174.50 USD]
moose4life shows [Ac, Qs ]
OfficerSnickers shows [Ah, Kc ]
** Dealing River ** [ 9s ]
OfficerSnickers wins $10248.50 USD from main pot
I mean seriously?

***** Hand History for Game 3291755419 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 01:42:39 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32917554) (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: moose4life ( $5898.50 USD )
Seat 2: OfficerSnickers ( $4273.50 USD )
moose4life posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
OfficerSnickers posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ Jh Ah ]
moose4life raises [$100.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$350.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$275.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ad, As, 8s ]
OfficerSnickers bets [$500.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$1225.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$3373.50 USD]
moose4life calls [$2648.50 USD]
moose4life shows [Jh, Ah ]
OfficerSnickers shows [Js, 7s ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 9h ]
** Dealing River ** [ 5s ]
OfficerSnickers wins $8546.50 USD from main pot

justice?
***** Hand History for Game 32918127168 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 02:33:12 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32918127) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: OfficerSnickers ( $6810.73 USD )
Seat 2: moose4life ( $5856.33 USD )
moose4life posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
OfficerSnickers posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ 3s 4s ]
moose4life raises [$75.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers calls [$50.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 5s, 3h, 4c ]
OfficerSnickers checks
moose4life bets [$150.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$450.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$300.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3c ]
OfficerSnickers bets [$733.33 USD]
moose4life raises [$1800.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$5527.40 USD]
moose4life calls [$3506.33 USD]
OfficerSnickers shows [7h, 6d ]
moose4life shows [3s, 4s ]
** Dealing River ** [ 8s ]
OfficerSnickers wins $954.40 USD
moose4life wins $11712.16 USD from main pot

I mean, one time no 6? DIT

***** Hand History for Game 32918127141 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 02:28:20 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32918127) (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: OfficerSnickers ( $7570.31 USD )
Seat 2: moose4life ( $5000.00 USD )
OfficerSnickers posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
moose4life posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ As Kc ]
OfficerSnickers raises [$75.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$300.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$750.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$4650.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers calls [$4150.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers shows [6h, 6s ]
moose4life shows [As, Kc ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ks, Ac, 8d ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3s ]
** Dealing River ** [ 6d ]
moose4life wins $4999.75 USD from main pot
OfficerSnickers wins $4999.75 USD from main pot

***** Hand History for Game 329164648 ***** (Merge)
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 31, 01:39:48 ET 2011
Table Deal It Twice Death Valley (Heads Up) (32916464) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: moose4life ( $5000.00 USD )
Seat 2: OfficerSnickers ( $5449.00 USD )
OfficerSnickers posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
moose4life posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ As Kc ]
OfficerSnickers raises [$75.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$250.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$750.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$1600.00 USD]
OfficerSnickers raises [$4599.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$3100.00 USD]
moose4life shows [As, Kc ]
OfficerSnickers shows [Ah, Qh ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9s, 4h, Jh ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 5h ]
** Dealing River ** [ 6c ]
OfficerSnickers wins $449.00 USD
moose4life wins $4999.75 USD from main pot
OfficerSnickers wins $4999.75 USD from main pot

Lost a 5500 pot vs linecrusher homo with AK vs T7 in 4 bet pot, run better.
Lost 2k on the session after flopping a set vs german and playing post flop poker instead of losing every flip. Run better moosey plz.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Polecat

I get insomnia when I don't drink for a few days. Fun shit. Heard something outside at like 3am and found 3 small skunks feeding in my lawn before they scurried under the house. Busted out the trap tonight and just after dark the fucker's loaded with 7 of em, mother included. Lucky for me the mom's being chill (looks only a year or so) and hasn't sprayed. Unfortunately one didn't get in before the trap door fell. I haven't slept in like 40 hours, and I guess it's a good thing I'm not tired. Probably gonna be a long night trying to get the last pup.

*Hypnofold, hypnocall devil, donk, rofl if you're outta the loop. Donk has to be by far one of the funniest emoticons they've come up with

#WINNING


**EDIT**
About 4 hours of sleep finally weeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Last pup skunk morphed into a slightly larger yet not so tight lipped with the sphincter glands skunk so fuck meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

My house smells putrid, but to all of your guys' dismay, I'm clean.

Monday, March 14, 2011

INF BELOW EV!

Been running so bad, but wtf can I honestly do? I mean, I wish I could run like Jay, but play like moosey! Dudu, I feel for ya. Kotton, I feel for ya. Jay, I feel for ya. BUT WHO THE FOK FEELS FOR THE MOOSEY!?!?!!?!?



***** Hand History for Game 32167521655 *****
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, March 04, 06:26:07 ET 2011
Table Mt Rushmore (32167521) (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Seat 2: moose4life ( $18209.08 USD )
Seat 6: bagheeeera ( $18425.75 USD )
bagheeeera posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
moose4life posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ As Ac ]
bagheeeera raises [$125.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$500.00 USD]
bagheeeera raises [$1450.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$3900.00 USD]
bagheeeera raises [$16825.75 USD]
moose4life calls [$13759.08 USD]
moose4life shows [As, Ac ]
bagheeeera shows [8s, Kh ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qd, 8c, 8h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2d ]
** Dealing River ** [ 6d ]
bagheeeera wins $216.67 USD
bagheeeera wins $36417.66 USD from main pot

***** Hand History for Game 3216752116 *****
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, March 04, 03:49:39 ET 2011
Table Mt Rushmore (32167521) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 2: moose4life ( $5448.00 USD )
Seat 6: bagheeeera ( $10125.00 USD )
moose4life posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
bagheeeera posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ Kh Kd ]
moose4life raises [$125.00 USD]
bagheeeera raises [$450.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$1075.00 USD]
bagheeeera calls [$725.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6s, Tc, 2h ]
bagheeeera checks
moose4life bets [$1025.00 USD]
bagheeeera raises [$8900.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$3198.00 USD]
moose4life shows [Kh, Kd ]
bagheeeera shows [Ts, 9s ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 9c ]
** Dealing River ** [ Js ]
bagheeeera wins $4677.00 USD
bagheeeera wins $10895.50 USD from main pot


***** Hand History for Game 32147216247 *****
$5000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, March 04, 05:41:48 ET 2011
Table Las Vegas (32147216) (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Seat 3: moose4life ( $18929.34 USD )
Seat 8: bagheeeera ( $5399.00 USD )
moose4life posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
bagheeeera posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moose4life [ 6s Ks ]
moose4life raises [$75.00 USD]
bagheeeera raises [$350.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$300.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7s, 6c, Kh ]
bagheeeera bets [$500.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$500.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jc ]
bagheeeera bets [$1220.00 USD]
moose4life raises [$2525.00 USD]
bagheeeera raises [$3279.00 USD]
moose4life calls [$1974.00 USD]
moose4life shows [6s, Ks ]
bagheeeera shows [Kd, 7d ]
** Dealing River ** [ 7c ]
bagheeeera wins $10797.50 USD from main pot

FML

Saturday, March 05, 2011

YuuummmDinger

I just got so fucking pwned hu one. One of those times when you see your hand pf and it's in the top tier of hands n then see the 'action' flop knowing you're bout to ship 100+bb his way. FUCKING GOLD!!!!!!!!
So much easier to blog when you're losing....

Lets both benefit and hope I don't blog again soon