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Play by play updates for play by player readers:



7:35ish am mark: We river the nut flush and check raise overbet ship it. A straight flush calls us.

7:45ish am: We call a small 3bet with KJ from a bad player, who is coincidentally a big winner over a huge sample somehow. The flop comes K9x with 2 clubs. he plays like shit, we lose nearly the minimum by checking back the river and laughing at K9.

7:53am: wWe extract the thinnest value possible with a hand that is only called by a better hand yet somehow holds up at showdown. It pays to be an idiot

8:00 am: We do something stupid.

8:10 am: We are playing way too many hands and we're deep. We're asking someone to stack us for 200bb.

8:15 am: We value own ourselves. Take a $20 and light it on fire.

8:17am: For the damn fksdfgsifaugh 3rd time today someone turns a set/boat when we flopped trips/2pr and we get owned.

8:18am: We punch our desk and yell curses because we suck and run bad. We remind ourselves that we call 3bets and flop bets all the time to get that highly sought after yet very illusive turned set and it's just not fair.

8:19am We whine some more about how the universe hates us and we're now stuck 4k.

8:22am We flop a set and get rivered to lose a small pot. We are annoyed.

8:27am: We muck pocket Queens preflop. We think it may have been a bad fold

8:33am We get sat out with the situational nuts because FTP is a shitty site and slam our fist on the desk. Our hand now hurts.

8:35 We stack some fish.

8:36 Since we do not own the leatherass devcie known as a gatoraid bottle, we sit out to urinate.

8:38 We talk around the house cursing.

8:40 We are annoyed that out of the 6 tables we are playing, only one table has one real total non multitabling fish. But we are pleased that there are weak italians to donate the 240k they are up?!!?! WTF?

8:42 We play badly. cost ourselevs $200.

8:43: Life is bad

8:44 We 4bet A5o, no good will come of this.

8:45 We open 78o UTG. No good will come of this either.

8:50 We realize we are allowed to listen to music when we play the pokers and wonder why we havent been

8:51 50cent tells me im a gangsta

8:52 50 seems like he knows what he's talking about, I 4bet A8hh, win pot. Fist pump. Okay, didn't really fist pump but so what?

8:55 We flop a flush and get it in vs the nut flush. YAY! WTF! We consider tilting, think otherwise of it.

8:56 Something happens but I forget what. It couldn't have been very good.

8:59 We flop top 2, the worst card in the deck turns. We chop, I'm considering this a win.

9:00am We consider ftp despises us.

9:16 We confirm the above when we get involved in a pot with K9 and river 2 pair vs an italian and stack off for 200bb by talking ourselves into he cant possibly play AK this bad......it ahs to be 3 kings or nothing...sdagfafadjfkda. Whatever, my fault. Should have saved $900. Should have vbet river smaller and saved another 150ish. Should have been born smart. Shoulda, coulda. Stuck 5k. Sitting out.


9:20 Walked around the house. Cursed a lot.


9:25 Sat in.

9:26 Accidentally donk posted blind+sb. asdghaJKDGJ!

9:27 MAD AT SELF FOR NOT FOLDING WHEN OBV BEATING NOTHING

9:30 Don't know how to win.

9:42 I do something really really really really really really dumb.

9:47 I 3bet air, they call, I 3bet aces they fold. I'm on tilt.

10:23 WTF am I doing? Stuck 6k.

10:27 Folded baby flush on 7high board after being c/r'd on river.Gonna quit soon.

1045: people don't fold AJo to me from the sb in 4bet pots. Why do they walk me everytime I have aces? i don't get it. someone help.

1055: I am not playing bad enough to be stuck 7buyins!!!!!!! 4 maybe. 7 no

11:00 In a 3bet pot 3 way pot I flop top set, turn is ofc worst card in deck and i bet/fold.

11:01 Very next hand I get kings, it comes ATTss, i lose the minimum to a turned straight, rivered flush.

11:03 Kings walked

11:05: I get it in Ak vs AQ and hold. Stuck 6.

11:06: I make an excellent 5bet with AQ.

11:09 I flop a boat with 89 on 889dd, it gets checked around, they check fold turn.

11:11 I 3bet Aces, it comes A9T, chk chk, he check folds brick turn.

11:18 I flopped TP+2nutflush draw 3ways, turned top 2 and managed to get it in!!111....too bad it was vs a set! FML but i riv the flush so shipitholla

11:19 I'm tired.

11:22 All I feel is pain all I see is rain

11:25 Hem says I'm calling too much pf. Wonder if they'll notice if i Nit up.

11:30 DIDNT I SAY I WASNT GOING TO PLAY LONG SESSIONS ANYMORE AND QUIT AFTER 4 BUYINS?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? <---------------------------------------------!!!!!!!!!


11:31 I hate my life

11:32 Busta Rhymes is awful

11:33 I play a hand terrible.

11:40 This is getting unreal. I 4bet AA pf, 64ss calls The flop comes A95cc, I lose a 100bb pot.How is this possible? If I didn't suck out with that flush vs set, I'd not have won a significant pot since AK vs AQ. I don't get it, I obv play terrible, but how do I play this terrible?

12:20 Tilt. -10k. Victory.

It's a win, it's a win!!!!!!!

Still 6 tabling, only stuck 3k! First day playing in 3 weeks.

OH SO RTSYU

scrabble.

Win.

Lose.

AA walked/blinds 7/9
KK walked/blinds 6/7

Coolered 23478923/5

Bad player lose the money.

How much do u wanna make it? I call u. Just tell me how much. Oh that much? Okay I fold.

Option B: Your wife and kids. I may regret winning this pot.

How has someone not killed me yet?



Why are you reading this blog and the non sense I write? What kind of a loser reads the blog of an even bigger loser? Look at you, you're pathetic.

Turn off your computer. Go outside. Do something.

A brief update

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