Tuesday, December 30, 2008

I AM DONE!

Ok I made my 500K CPs

Now I will make you all jealous for a few moments.

This month I cashed out 33K AND extended my online BR by 16K. Completion of my best month ever feels gooooood. Though 12,500$ of that was from the xmas promo. Still a nice 35K +++ month is good for me.

Now I will make you all feel sympathy for me. I am playing on FT again, which I did get a nice cash for 13K (6th in the 150$Rebuy on Sunday, 1st was 68K ,sigh) BUT I just know this is the beginning of a good rush that will lead to months of frustration down the line and take time away from me playing on PDC where I am promised almost to never have a losing month. Oh well, I will live it while I got it.

No other great news, except I officially have my driving privaledges reinstated tomorrow... yay

Will have better postings soon, I have been a stay at home hermit for about 45 days now, usually nothing interesting when that happens.... Ill have a new place and lifestyle soon... yay


Fun Fact - Diet pop tastes like shit in high altitude

Friday, December 26, 2008

Thursday, December 25, 2008

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!

Merry Christmas all!

I am 40K CPs away from unlocking the last 5K in promo money... umm I got zero presents for christmas... I suck... I bought presents for a few family members though, and one for a friend. Though the one for the friend was a selfish gift give, I bougth him a copy of NHL09 for PS3 so I could work him over... See how that goes.

I have been running like complete dog shit for the past week or so, I can't seem to turn a profit, I take big stabs every time I get my feet back underneath myself. I played 5-10 with someone who is same level as me, he thinks he is unreal good. So I get coolered with AK v KK early, yea we played for stack, then I run tptk A9 vs 1010 on a 3bet pre I initiated 9 3 2 flop ofc I am getting in, then I raise with K4s he flats with 88 flop 8 4 4 ........ He ran like god so I gave him a couple thousand, not too bad. But this one is way worse, this guy "Planet777" who by the way is already broke... We had been playing 100 and 200$ HU sitgos for about a week, I am about to log off I tell him I will sit in a 500$ for 3 minutes then I am going to bed, we we start a session and he wins 9 of 11 500 and 1K sitgos just raping me with 3 outters sticking it in so bad, I wanted to puke, dumped like 6-7K to him. So I have almost climbed back from that, still about 2500$ shy of where I began the week but I unlocked 2500$ from the promo, so I am really feeling further behind.

Looked as if I was going to have a 30K month on the smallest of sites when I play medium stakes but I shot that out of the sky, 25K is the new goal, see if I can refrain from fucking up too badly.

Umm nothing else too fascinating... hope u all had a good Christmas or whatever you celebrate...

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Had To End Sometime.....

Well, I crossed the 300K CP mark, which is goot. What is bad about that is I got stuck for about 2800$ today, and about 1000$ on Monday (yesterday) so this means my streak of winning days is over. I don't think I had a negative day all month til these 2, kinda pissed about it. Running insanely cold. Does not matter what I do I am just behind by 5th st, so I resorted to making plays on 5-10 and got away with 2, got caught on one and I know he was bluffing me back and I would have called him with Q high on a double paired board (KK10102) But my 76 did not have much prayer to an all in bet.

Hopefully can knock out the last 200K CP and turn back that 4K from the last couple days and I will be good to go and have a massive month for my standards.

I bought a new ipod.

I bought a new LCD TV, found a 42" LG for under 700$ DLVD so could not turn it down.

I spent 2200$ on a bedroom set but it is baller and was like 4000-5500$ on other sites.

I spent 120$ on "novelty t-shirts" because I was bored.

I spent 400$ on amazon on random shit

And I need a bad ass computer and going to buy one sometime this week, suggestions in comment box plz, I am lacking knowledge of what I want to run poker sites smoothly.

I spend too much money when tables are hard to get going....... I need a ban

I am thinking about buying a star to have it named after me.

Ummmmmmmmmmmm about all my delerious mind will spit out right now. I am tired and going to sleep, I will prob wake up at 5 AM and find no games running and wind up dropping more than I can make on amazon or something.

May all your hands be live and all your flops be monsters!

END

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Okie Dokie Silly Okie Oh

Day 11 of the xmas promo, I am half way home ALMOST, at 236K mid day.... Have DUI School tonight and tomorrow night, and will be going to the casino finally tomorrow. Having withdrawals from not being "home".

Kickin ass on PDC, only one really really really bad swing to me, I was up about 2K on a 5-10 game that had almost no value on it, and I kept playing.... I don't know why. I spewed my whole stack off and maybe another 500 so lost 1500ish. So thats a 3500$ swing in my monthly profit due to stupidity. At the moment though up almost 11K on PDC (half sitgos half ring games pretty much) and + another 2500$ that has been unlocked for the promo, and 10K more from the promo and whatever I can salvage on the tables from here on out.

Debating going to Tunica at the end of January also with a buddy of mine who turns 21 and wants to go out and play a WSOP Circuit Event. Sooooo maybe I will do that and have some successes. Also the "Heartland Poker Tour" is coming to a casino really close to me in early February, so if anyone want's to come do that head on down to NE OKLAHOMA BABY! It is just a ton of Satellites and a 1K Main Event with a lot of side tables running I assume, more than there is now.

I got some FT Funds again, and already have had some fun... I play 2-4 HU with a guy and get him stuck 1500$ I have 2000$ to his 400$, well I don't quit playing as per request of Jay, and I didn't tell Jay (til he comes flying across the house to find his computer to read my blog post when he wakes up) but I went from 2K to 400$ to a 0$ to 2400$ stack in 6 dealt hands................. Was pretty sick, one was self inflicted. Other was kind of self inflicted.

Ran deep in a couple tourneys too, got 25th in the 165$ Tourney and 27th in a 1500 player +++ 26$ tourney, no love deep though.

Here is a song to listen to after you read this fine post. One of my favorites....

Steve Earle - Hard Core Troubadour

Everything else he sings sucks, he is country, but this song really not country...

OUT

Saturday, December 06, 2008

A poker related post? What?

Why do I keep getting myself into these weird situations where I'm OOP and my range is so polarized to sets/nuts/air? And you'd think I'd have the set/nuts some of the time right? No, because I keep showing up with air and they keep calling because lets face it: nobody ever folds. Especially to me. AND! they're calling with relatively strong hands that were obviously misplayed on an earlier street and thus ambiguously disguised to an over aggressive maniacal lagtard like myself.

[INSERT MANY SWEAR WORDS HERE]

Oh, and I am running like 5.6xPTbb over my last 100k hands so be jealous bitches.

Now I'm going to do something I haven't ever done before and probably won't do again: Readers choice.

That's right, you can decide what I'm going to write about in my next post. When it will come, I do not know but rest assured it will be more entertaining than anything dudu vomits onto here. For the love of all that is unholy, how can any of you tolerate his dribble? Nevertheless, I'm getting off track. So...leave a comment requesting something you'd like to see me ramble on about and I'll oblige. And since we have like a total of 3 readers here, obviously not including mentally handicapped dudu fans, I'll just randomly select a topic.

Random topic suggestions:
live poker
internet poker
my ever depleting prophylactic supply
politics
movies
drunken atlantic city trips with poker room shennenigans and debauchury
hitting people in the face and not injuring yourself
hitting people in the face and then having them injure you
life tilt
ignoring your own blog and the 2.5 people who read it. Hi mom.

or whatever your black little hearts desire.

Also, you can e-mail us at fcukmoney[at]Gmail.com but if you're stupid, don't do it because chances are I'll just delete your e-mail. On the other hand, if it's really stupid, I'll post it here.

Jay

140K CPs, Intense Game of Madden, Ummm Running Poorly

Just had intense game of Madden on PS3, my team Dallas Cowboys obv vs the NE Pats.

I got down 21-7 by half time, only 5 minute quarters so this is almost a sure loss because I am playing someone who is pretty good but plays like a douche. He runs the same plays over and over and uses hurry up offense. I countered it really well though in the 2nd half. I got ball first score making it 21-14 him then I go for an onside with like 7 minutes left in the game, since I am like confident he can score every drive I figure I will start onside kicking now and give him short field for quick possessions and get 3 or 4 chances at an onside kick. Well I get it on the first try luckily and I throw a pick.... So sick, I had 3 picks in the game and 2 of them were super sick that he did himself, just read my preferred target well, and it was not T.O. he picked off mye 2nd - 5th receiver a lot and shut them down.

So I run a CB blitz and force a fumble then get the TD to tie, but I go for 2 to put pressure on him and I get it making it 22-21 he gets the ball back and I get a pick on him on just a horrible play by me. He rolls out wide with his QB and I pull a CB off Moss and Moss is running a vertical route and he is WIDE THE FUCK OPEN and he does not see him!!!!!!! I was just staring at Moss thinking "shit" and he does not see him.... Was amazing and he throws a pick, his first mistake.

Then there is 3 minutes left I run the ball he calls TO I run again making it 3rd and 2 to go he blows another TO I throw a slant route since he brought 8 or 9 after me and pick the first up, then start kneeling on it too early, leave myself 25 seconds left at mid field so I punt he calls fair catch at the 12 yard line. Then his 2nd mistake, he runs a play he has been running all game and I knew he would, a little screen to Moss where he intended on picking up 10-40 yards and going out of bounds. BUT I took a lineman and brought him all the way to the sideline and pinned him inbounds after he caught it, he got 20 yards or so but I forced him to stay inbounds and GG I beat a level 14 (his record was 82-16) BOOM


I have 140K Comp Points, not paced for a million but I say no thanks to going for the whole million. I am starting to play awful at times just spewing money. I lose like every flip in those damn HU sitgos last 3 days after running very well the first 3 days. I suck at ring games under 5-10 I try to do too many fancy retard things and it does not work out for me at all. So one day I will control that. I am beat tired and have to stay awake for another 12 hours roughly, bleh.

I get my DL back in like 11 days! Stoked about that.... Driving privaledges... yesssss.... I spent 3000$ on some furniture for my new place (some couches a bad ass TV stand couple tables all I got so still need some other shit) for whenever I get off my ass and go find one, staying at the folks house at the moment getting this DUI school done. Only pros to that is food that is not frozen exists. I can not cook..... And I don't particularly like cleaning either. Can't decide if I want to go back to Colorado or stay here in Oklahoma closer to family, prob will stay here but still slightly uncertain.

Also finding secret santa sitgos is tough, so I have resorted to signing up for all the sitgos between 50c and 2$ and just sitting out in the non santa ones, I had 38 pulled up on Thursday night and PDC was running SOOOOOOO SLOOOOW. Have played prob 80 of them and found 6 santas and have failed to win one. Sigh.

Have had a few people comment on the blog on PDC, did not think that ANYONE read this, but glad to know someone reads my jibberish and Jays hostile keyboard punching when he can remember his password to this and find time out of his plots and schemes to leave a few words behind.

I need a haircut.

Thursday, December 04, 2008

Workin On The Night Crewwwww

90K CPs so far, I am already sick of playing and starting to run awful in the HU sitgos, and playing poorly from what someone I have been playing fairly regularly over the 3 days. So at this pace I would be like 100K CP short of the mark, buuut I will probably give up before I make 1 Million anyways, would be awfully hard to find the motivation to win a WSOP package with no incentives other than anything I would be able to profit in through the duration of an exhausting month as is with christmas and all and not lose my head and play insanely awful just to spend 5-10K and 140 hours to win a WSOP package.. But we will see when I make it to 500K how I feel.

I suck at 6 man sitgos... I can not find a "secret santa" sitgo which is required I find about 15-30 of these to collect the money for the promotion.

Played a couple small sessions at 5-10 today, one I doubled and the other I quadrupled adding 4K to my account without ever having to rebuy on the table! Not even for 50-200$!!!!!! Superb, and won the 109$ tourney that had a massive field of 12 players today! Though I had to rebuy :(

Early AM now and the games are just insane dead...

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Christmas Promo FREEE MONEY

I am falling in love with HU Sitgos amazingly, when I have always hated them... I am just doing too well in them and 90% of the people you play are absolute fish, and almost make me feel bad for them, they just have no clue what to do when to do it how to do it, it is just awful... Sometimes I want to tell them to not play anymore, but they all play me 3-5 times and dump 3-5 times usually and quit. Just busting their accounts I am sure, people you don't see on cash tables. Just people who are up late and playing out of boredom.

So this month thus far I have made 57K Comp Points in a short time, easily can make the 1 million points I think and get 12,500$ and a WSOP Package worth 12,500$ +++ I could easily win the sitgo leaderboard for another 2000$ and I am up almost 4000$ at the moment for the month in just sitgos and the small tourneys the site has and in only about 15 hours of playing. So could be a sweet month as long as I keep my head and focus when I play all these sitgos.


Get a life Jay....

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Spelling Test Today! :(

So today we had a spelling test, it went good I got 23 of 25 right. I missed one I should have gotten, SepArate! So silly of me.

So when I got home I told my father, who is a lush about how well the test went. His eyes running down the paper noticing the world I missed so recklessly, and his grin went to a cold icy face. Then all of a sudden a tear fell out of his eye, it was at this time I had come to conclusion he was drunk, but maybe he was not? He fell to his knees and started to weep, staring at the word "separate".

Then as quickly as he had shiften into weeping he became furious! Crumpled my test up and threw it at me, this threw me into the wall when it made contact with me. I picked myself off the floor and tried to run, but he grabbed a hold of me by my shirt collar and took me down. He beat me profusely until I said "uncle". Laughing like a drunken fool he finally wore himself out and fell asleep watching Malcom In The Middle in the living room.

So now it is almost bed time, I am not allowed to watch TV after 7 O'Clock as you already know my silly willy private blog that noone knows about :) I <3 U

I will be asleep having wetdreams about the JC Penneys Womens Jeans Catalog that came in the mail last week, talk to you tomorrow blog!

Monday, December 01, 2008

Our readers are idiots! Big surprise! Part Deux

I can't believe you people enjoy dudu's posts. I've tried to read them on several occassions, but it's just so pitiful I can barely bring myself to finish a paragraph. What is it exactly that you enjoy about them? The transvestite strippers he touches? Stories about his unspoken homosexual relationship with long bag john or whoever it is he's exchanging intimate glances with in his live 2-5 game? Or maybe the posting of an entire session of hand histories from a 1-2 game? Yeah.

The kid has the mental function of a sixth grader with downs syndrome...wait a minute...that's it. No wonder all of you can relate.

Pricks.

I'll post a life update at a later time...provided I can still afford to pay my cable and electric bills.

Dudu, buy me a PS3 for christmas so I can routinely give you beatings in Madden or whatever it is you play.

Jay

P.s. You're all aholes.